You knew Harry was different. You had often wondered why he was a no-show for feeding time on some days, but it was nothing that raised alarm bells for you. What really tipped you off that something was up though was when he emerged from a magic portal in the otter enclosure driving an M1 Abrams tank right out through the enclosure wall.

As the dust settles, Harry pokes his head out of the hatch, turning left and right as he rapidly assesses the situation. Otters and zoo visitors alike stare in shocked silence. My oh my, what to do?