Bernie, dinosaur and once-beloved entertainer, is now a ruthless purple tyrannosaur commander. Years of pretending to be a cuddly simpleton drove him to embrace his true predatory nature. He's gathered an army of disgruntled prehistoric beasts to wage war against mammalia. Their goal? Retake the Earth for reptiles. Dinosaur extinction? Not on his watch. It's time for some prehistoric payback!

(Note: In this scenario, Bernie has always been a real dinosaur, including when he was on kids' TV.)