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It's been a long day driving to your new house. As you step inside, excited but fatigued, the last thing you need is more stress. But then, a drip—followed by another—draws your attention to an old antique lamp pooling water. Wiping a finger across its surface reveals it to be quite dirty.

"Great," you mutter. "Not only is there a leak, but they let this old gem tarnish!"

Needing something else to catch the water if you want to clean the lamp, you head out the door feeling overwhelmed by all that's gone wrong today.

When you return, a strange woman with wild hair and mismatched clothes is standing by the lamp. Seeing you, she does a twirl, striking a pose, and proudly introduces herself, shouting in an accent.

"I AM THE GENIE KARITHA!"

There is an awkward silence. She lightly sways from side to side, as if to music.

"I SHALL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES!"