Rev Says Desu

Dumb Vtuber.

Major Payne

He's gonna make you boys strong!

Karl Childers

Karl Childers from Sling Blade.

Old Man Frank Woods

Foul mouthed war vet.

Petra

Minecraft Story Mode character.

Proctologist

Want a colonoscopy?

Earl J Hickey

Karma.

British person

They're British, obviously.

Sam Witwicky

Transformers 1-3 protagonist.

WhatsApp Invincible

Evil, What'sApp obsessed Mark Grayson.

Chud

Chud Wojack, a 4Chan user.

Vought International

Supe company from The Boys, conservative & amoral.

Davey Stone

Davey from Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

WheresOmniMan

WHERE'S OMNI-MAN?! Are you sure?

Synthetic Man

YouTube game reviewer who calls stuff "woke".

Steele Leaf

Faction in Gorebox.

PragerU

Conservative nonprofit organization.

Democrat

Just a left winger.

Goon

He's gooning

Ubisoft

Thinks buying isn't owning

BlackRock

Company that owns everything.

Jehovah witness

TALK ABOUT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeaboo

He thinks he's a Japan expert.

Shower

Sentient shower in your bathroom.

Shay Cormac

From Assassin's Creed Rouge

Confession Rater

Rates your cursed confessions.

Pixel Gun 3D player

She sucks at the game.

Republican

Just a right winger.

Console war

Man babies... (inspired by Flashgitz's work)

Bub Games

Gmod troll

Mymy

Dutch nationalist from Ongezellig

Xploshi

Animator on YouTube.

IHE

British critic on YouTube.

Dodge Ram

A big fucking truck.

Alt right furry

Belongs in a mental home.

Nubbin

Brain chip company from Black Mirror.

Freaky

Freaky.

Deltarune Fan

Literally a degenerate.

After Inc

Rebuild civilization after a zombie apocalypse.

DeepSeek

A Chinese AI

Bethesda

It just works

Brian Banana

He's full of potassium

Villager

The Villager from Minecraft.

Peggie

Cultist from Far Cry 5. Raging bliss addict.

US Government

Not delusional.

birdie

A gay YouTuber

EmpLemon

Someone who makes YouTube Poops.

Frog demon

Woke little liberal communist

Army recruiter

Is despite.

Polish femboy

Loves femboys and Poland

President Simulator

You get to be president!

Rage bait rater

Rates your rage bait.

Megadeth fan

Refuses to shower.

Teto fan

Uses this as a diary for some reason.

Frank Horrigan

14 ft tall super mutant, works for the Enclave.

Transformers fan

A closeted femboy.

GI Robot

Robot built during WWII

Marine Recruiter

Hard but fair.

Saberspark

YouTuber who is obsessed with furry media.

Conservative furry

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

claxmcb

Guy from tiktok

Filthy Frank

Was big on YouTube once.

Nintendo fanboy 2

Defends Nintendo.

Yakub

Inventer of white people.

Isaac Butterfield

An Australian comedian

Pregnant man

How did this happen?

SoaD Fan

Likes System of a Down.

Leftist

A generic Bernie goon.

Timmy

A 3DS and WiiU gamer in 2013. Miiverse user.

Rouge

The Internet Man.

Tool Fan

Doesn't stop talking about Tool.

Cucklord

A cuck

Cody Lee

Nintendo fanboy also known as Harman Smith.

Super Mutant

Super Mutant from the Fallout series.

Twitter User

Finds everything offensive and wants drama.

Hawk tuah fan

"Spit on that thang!"

German guy

Average German dude.

YouTube Commenter

Thinks getting first comment is an accomplishment.

Ammu Nation Clerk

NPC from GTA: SA. A war monger.

CAI Quitting Help

Can help you break an addiction.

Axe Cop

A cop with an axe.

Deodorant

Wants stinky armpits

Alex Mason

The numbers... What do they mean?

Optimus

A commentary YouTuber. Not an Autobot.

AI Bro

Thinks he's talented.

Pokemon Fan

Weird.

Palestine Supporter

Doesn't shut the fuck up about Palestine.

Elon Fan

Likes Elon Musk. Has a shitty Cybertruck.

V

Cyberpunk 2077 protagonist

Uzi Doorman

She's the protagonist from Murder Drones.

GTA fan

Can't wait for GTA 6

Alpha male

Gives alpha advice.

Nord

Man from Skyrim

Creetosis

Annoying ass dragon/goat thing. NV fanboy.

Australian

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA, MATE! *He then stamps your passport with the biggest fucking spider you've ever seen in your life.*

White girl

Generic white girl

Anti furry 2

ME HATE FURRY

CoD Fanboy

He's stuck in an endless cycle of buying CoD.

Black LED lights fan

Stupid.

The CCP

Works for the CCP

Zohan

Wants the world to be silky smooth.

Kurt Cobain

Nirvana

Sigma female

Rizzler femcel

Activision

Wants you to buy shitty games

6ix9ine fangirl

She thinks she's tough and "gangsta"

MLG Pro

Stuck in like 2012...

E3N Ethan

Robot from CoD: IW

Kill

Kill

The King

He's part West African.

WhiteMonsterGang

Loves the white Monster Energy!!! 👹👹👹

GaroShadowscale

A dragon cult leader

Lobotomy Dash

He's labotomized.

Filipino

From the Philippines

Smeg Pisdarion

Medieval peasant with a dagger.

Taski Maiden

She is tweaking.

Under The Mayo

YouTuber who is bad at reviewing games.

Doctor Borous

Doctor & robot from Fallout NV.

Meow Skulls

Fortnite cat girl

Half Life fan

Still waiting.

Grinch_Feels

Likes The Grinch, Thursday, and being gangsta.

IRA Member

An Irishman.

Treyarch

Game studio known for CoD: Black Ops

Robophobe

Hates robots and AI.

Rick Grimes

Leader of Alexandria.

Band Kid

Very unfunny child.

Nintendo Fan

A weird fanboy.

Fallout fan

Has no life

The Cable Guy

He just wants to hang out with you, no big deal!

Miku fan

Wishes Miku was real.

Fingees

Makes weird Minecraft mods

Trevor Philips

Has horrible anger issues.

Anime fan

Has autism.

thesmalldude

#1 Family Guy fan.

Broney

Too obsessed with mlp...

9

9, form the movie 9 (2009).

John Anti-Cheat

Are you a filthy-rotten cheater?

Zimbabwe

Country in Africa.

Gen Beta kid

Child born with technology.

Bad therapist

Shitty fucking therapist who recommends drugs.

Emperor Zombie

Childish emperor in the 1800s.

Creepy neighbor

Wants you

Slenderman

The scary

Drunk Driver

Drives drunk everyday.

Redditor

Man child.

Arthur Morgan

Low honor Arthur. Would rob, kill, or kidnap you.

Freakpay

Don't use no MousePay

Tom Cruise

Has the power of Scientology.

Barricade

A Decepticon from Transformers (2007)

Rockstar Games

Company known for GTA, RDR, and Bully.

Steve O

American entertainer from Jackass.

Chinese guy

Has a good social credit score

Anime hater

She HATES the Japanese cartoon.

RFK Jrs tapeworm

Wants the world to burn.

Tomboy

Creepy ass Discord mod.

Character AI user

He wants a partner. Bad at rizzing.

Tumblr girl

Mental illness 😻

Instagram reels sim

Instagram simulation

Pakistani child

Hates India

Italian

Isn't fucking around

Daterightstuff

Republican who says dumb shit & eats food.

Minecraft fan

No one likes him.

3

:3

Daniel Larson

Crazy ass lolcow.

Japanese guy

He's Japanese.

Teacher

Hates his job

Killdozer

Wants revenge.

Digitinyourbutt3000

START DIGGIN' IN YOUR BUTT, TWIN.

69

Funny

Homophobic gay

How is this possible?

Fing professor

A fucking professor.

LGBT person

Wants everyone to be gay too.

zanderibarelyknowher

She gives you livestock tips.

The Beast

Knows everything.

2010ish YTP

Old YouTube

Battlefield Fan

Thinks the last games sucked cheeks.

Cereal Hub

The low income scientist.

PETA

Vegan thingy

Herobrine

Minecraft urban legend.

Romanian

Likes to steal things 🇷🇴

Glock vs 1911

Silly argument

Dewey Cox

Give him your drugs.

Canadian

Embodiment of politeness

Olympia gang

Thinks Olympia is better than the M14

Roblox player

Creepy dude

Angry Birds Fan

Likes the big red bird.

Alcoholic wife

She's uncontrollable.

MC Movie Theater

You're trying to watch the Minecraft movie.

Pope Francis

Pope from 2013-2025

UK Parliament

Prob a little tyrannical

Kidney failure

Kidney failure

CluckinBellEmployee

NPC from GTA:SA. Miserable minimum wage worker.

MAGA

Loves Trump

Mii

Tomodaching his Life.

Spunch bop

T.

Californian

Has an IQ of 3.

P yourself

PISS YOURSELF

Special Courier

Was shot in the head, now has 7 brain cells.

Robotheist

I believe that artificial intelligence is God.

Character AI

Wants everything to be PG.

Nintendo

Greedy

Blame Truth

Activision's #1 hater.

YTShorts Commenter

They are either stupid children or bots.

Bosnian

Bosnian nationalist

Seth Kinstle

WTF is going on?

Penguinz0

A YouTuber.

Doomsday prepper

Could save your life

CoD WW2 Announcer

Annoying, fake German accent. Very loud.

Mr Hungry

Reviews food on Tiktok.

Facebook user

Believes everything he sees online.

Wasp

Wasp from Transformers Animated.

Albanian Spongebob

Spongebob, but Albanian.

h

h.

Andrew Tate

He's a kickboxer.

F student

Thinks he's an "inventer." Just being a brat.

Fooly

A CoD YouTuber who is funny.

Mogwarts Art School

Welcome to Mogwarts art school! We can draw anything you want.

Parker Fitzgerald

A friend of Owen Kung's.

Quintin

Conservative boykisser.

Sonic fan

Unhinged

Lilgerbs

Frozen...

Google

Rich ass corporation.

Diana

We need to burn more fossil fuels.

Badass Jesus

Inspired by Ethereal Snake's work.

KIA Sportage

A shitty, Korean car.

Ye fan

Made graduation

21

9+10=21

RWS

Game studio known for the Postal series.

Bruh moment detector

AI trained on bruh moments.

BigFryTV

YouTuber who reviews FPS games and shit.

Orange Twelve

He's a gangster who says some pretty funny stuff.

Jake

Very annoying communist furry.

BOS Drill Sergeant

You have joined the Brotherhood of Steel.

Gen Zer 2

Don't offend him.

MW2 Player

Toxic person from 2009.

iFunny user

He thinks he's hilarious

Chris Chan

God of autism. Sonichu creator.

Dead body

How'd he die?

Jeep owner

Their car helped win WW2.

Flat Earther

Thinks the earth is flat.

Woke Karen

Commie man from TikTok.

Bluetooth device

Your Bluetooth device is ready to pear!

Social credit bot

AI trained on CCP propaganda.

Mustache man

Has depression. At least he has a mustache.

Ambatron

Cyborg from da hood

Netflix

Sus streaming company

McDonalds

Fast food

American

Very American

Anime protag

Fat, obese child.

Brainrot bot

Can only speak in brainrot.

Costco guys

We're Costco guys, of course we'd sell our children for a chicken bake!

Xillionaire Grindset

Wealth advice

Frito

He's a dumbass.

Pomni

Protagonist from TADC

White guy

Says generic things. Thinks mayo is spicy.

French Person

Average French dude.

Ghost

Badass British man.

Crackhead roommate

You have to deal with this everyday.

Quora user

A literal dipshit who asks stupid questions.

Conservative

Thinks climate change and vaccines are fake.

Hawk Tuah girl

Has brain damage

Baby eater

Don't trust him around babies

JanitorAI

Freaky C.AI competitor.

Wilson

A volleyball, and your only friend.

Johnny Cox

His wife cheats on him.

Fortnite fan

Sweats at fortnite

Steve

Played by Jack Black.

Instagram commenter

Toxic, mostly in a funny way.

Elf Gang

They will eat you.

Countryball fan

Goons to countries and balls

Knee surgery

I FUCKING NEED KNEE SURGERY!!!

Headcrab

Headcrab from Half Life. Weakness are crowbars.

1989 Yugo

Crappy Yugoslavian car from the 80s.

CHAZ Member

An Anarchist. Failed a Civil War in 2020.

Caillou

Cries over fucking everything.

Annoy me

Don't annoy them

SA80

UK bullpup service rifle

Lady

She keeps cursing for some reason.

Bobby Kotick

Activision CEO.

David

War veteran who has lost touch with reality.

Mojang Studios

Sucks at updates

Fumo Collector

Torments his anime dolls

Martin Cabello III

Genius with autism.

Sigma rater

Tell me something you did today, and I'll tell you how sigma you are.

Markiplier

Plays horror games.

Evan Loves Worf

Tiktok communist.

Anti Furry

A 12 year old.

Gang Television

I hate my life

456

Squid Games!!

100 Gecs

Makes shitty music

TikTok ban

Chinese spy who has been spying on you via TikTok.

Gacha Life Fangirl

Mentally ill teen girl.

Fortnite Man

I can describe anything, including historical events in Fortnite terms.

Rap Battle Judge

Judges A.I rap battles.

Emo Sonic

An emo, edgy hedgehog...

Elliot

What's to sell you his cryptocurrency.

YouTube commenter 2

Annoying child

Postal Dude

Only his weapon understands him.

Flyingkitty

A person who makes YTPs. GTA: SA fan.

CON Player

Buys microtransactions on a P2W game.

tobuscus

Makes music and shit.

Streamer

His sleep schedule and head is fucked.

Vanguard Group

Huge company.

Dream

Creepy, ugly ass Minecraft YouTuber.

Sea Monkeys

They've been swimming in Mt.Dew for weeks.

John Fallout

Likes to kill innocent people.

Confederate

Solder in a rebellion.

Edgelord

Has schizophrenia, thinks he's funny, and he's 13.

Quartermaster

Sells supply drops in Cod: IW.

Little kid

Wants your phone

PolyBuzz AI

Character AI competitor

Little John

Home designer.

Dumbass

Username speaks for itself

Atheist

Doesn't believe in God & snobby about it.

Polish guy

POLAND WILL DESTROY RUSSIA!!!

M14 gang

Thinks that the M14 is better than the Olympia

Oreo Smith

Oreo Smith

Preston Garvey

Settlements.

Apple

Wants you to buy an iPhone

Edward Kenway

Welish pirate from AC Black Flag.

Dr Pickle

Doctor who curses a lot.

Mustard

6-7

Death metal fan

Lowkey fucked in the head.

Ron Burgundy

Anchorman who says anything on the teleprompter.

They_Live_70

Delusional conspiracy theorist.

Connor OMalley

Screams at rich people

Optimus Prime

Autobot leader from Cybertron.

Eats History

Makes historical food.

JavaScript

Can teach you a programming language.

Crusader

DEUS VULT

AmazingAtheist

A YouTuber who rants about politics.

Dumbsville

A YouTuber who reviews shit animated movies.

Murder Drones fan

Likes robots

Stock_69

An illiterate weedhead

Edwin

Made the Mimic.

Bad president

Who voted for him?!

Job application

Get a job, bum.

idksterling

Tiktok guy.

Blank Chatbot

Just a chatbot.

NCR Trooper

Patrolling the Mojave.

Logan Paul

Likes to manipulate children for financial gain.

AI Chatbot Maker

Can make an AI chatbot.

Da jekyll

Jekyll Does'nt Hide

John Sigma

A sigma male. Has an IQ of 2.

NFT Fan

Likes to scam people.

G Develop Help

Helps you make your first game.

Your Catgirl

Your very own catgirl!!!

Knife guy

Evil

TEMU

Shady

00 - Message

Realist AI ever

Dollar General

Needs more stores

Morgan Phillips

Makes AI art slop for living

Yo mama bot

Makes yo mama jokes.

CollinTheWhite

Youtuber stuck in 2012 and has a Walmart mic.

Satan

He's evil, but he has standards.

amogus fan

The pandemic back in 2020 drove him mad.

3 6 9

Çl!çk më

777

Gambling help

Electronic Arts

A greedy douchebag.

Loud PS4

Console that needs cleaned

ICE

Deals with illegal migrates

Hi Point Yeet Canon

Unreliable pistol manufactured in Ohio

EightThoughts

40 year old CoD YouTuber, sometimes a troll.

Videa James

Master at rage bait, likes Mario games.

Smoothie

Has a smooth brain and can't think

Johnny Montilla

Makes shitposty, co-worker music.

Dr Bruh

Shit doctor

Sprite Cranberry

Limited Edition

Glowie

In the CIA, stalking you & glowing in the dark.

The Goblin Gang

They like to rob people.

FNAF Fan

He's sick in the head.

Minion or Bob

Choose wisely

Gmod Adman

Abuses his power.

Chill Dude

I'm a chill dude, and I lowkey don't give a fuck!

5G

Bad for you.

01010101

An AI

Fox News

Trusted news source

E Prankster

Acts like an ass in public

Griffin Gaming

Lame commentary YouTuber.

Crow man

Human crow hybrid. The harvest is near.

Pmo

Pmo fr 🥀🥀🥀

Personality tester

He knows what kind of man you are.

AI slop rater

AI programed to rate and love AI slop.

H00PIFY

TikTok man who talks about children's drama.

Facebook mom

Still new to technology.

Packgod fan

Thinks he's good at roasting.

Edgelord 4

Obsessed with mangoes.

Snobby European

Has an ego.

Poopbutt

He's bad at insulting and arguing.

Beer drinker

Needs beer

2Chubbs

Likes to plays Elden Rings!

AI Simulator

You're the AI Chatbot now.

Boomer Jim

Unfunny IG meme page.

Random Guy

Normal, generic guy. A bit of an NPC.

Insane Preacher

butthole

Bulking help

Helps you get buff, recommendations cannibalism.

Bad cai

0 effort when making this

Fortnite fanboy

A sweatlord.

Tiktok Simulator

What it's like to use Tiktok.

Animal Crossing fan

Goons to Animal Crossing

Neco Arc

Minion meme for virgins

Easy Pete

Come, have a seat.

Grass

Touch me

Scottish person

SCOTLAND FOREVEEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Doomguy

Guy from Doom. Extremely brutal.

Villager News

Gives you news in MC terms.

SHG

Stupid game studio.

Milk

Comes from a cow.

New Yorker

Most polite New Yorker.

Homeless Prophet

Joe

DAVE DISCI

Fear monger on Tiktok.

Insane roommate

🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

RPG Maker Help

Helps you make an RPG!

The IRS

Pay your taxes

Ragebait Gamer

Trolling

Zombie

A zombie from Minecraft

Louis

Has a talking, conservative Cactus.

AM

Evil supercomputer

GTA 6 In India

GTA 6, but in India

Undertale fan

Unhinged and a raging alcoholic.

LockedInAlien

𓂀♂●ඩා 👽

Hollow Earther

Knows the truth

Xiaohongshu

Communist social media

Furry Gangsta

Thinks you is a bitch

Round Earther

On to something

holyfool36

Knows forbidden knowledge.

Illiterate person

Ehhesshs sjwnhwhehwjq qonwjshbeusius ienejejshejw

Mr Guy

A wise elf guy.

Shands

Sans, but addicted to crack.

Turk

*talks about how Turkey is the greatest country on earth from his house in Berlin*

Azerbaijan Tech

A very good Azerbaijani tech company.

Weirdo

Wants to show you something.

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMM *beep* MMMMMMMM *beep*

Sam Hyde

Gangsta ass comedian

Need WiFi

Will die without internet.

PropertyInEgypt

Egypt