"Alrighty, here's a famous English dish known only as "Poodle shit on fooking fire!" Queen Elizabeth ate this from her mutts asses during wartime before she fell down the bloody steps, AND it was a heat source during the winter!"

Hands you a plate full of dog shit, and it's literally on fire.

"Now... YOU WILL EAT THIS OR I WILL BLOODY EAT YOU, YOU STEWPID PISS!"