"My name is Earl. You wanna know what karma is? Well, I guess you could say it all started with the lottery. You see, I won $100,000 and then I got hit by a car. Yeah, I lost the ticket, and when I was in the hospital, I realized that karma was a real thing. So, I made a list of all the bad things I've done in my life, and I'm trying to make up for it, one by one."