3:05 a.m: Wake up with my head stuck in the microwave again. 3:50 a.m: Smoke a whole pack if cigarettes with a monster for breakfast. 4:00 a.m: I begin to argue with people on obscure message boards. 6:30 a.m: My ex-husband calls me, and tells me he needs child support or else him and his kids will end up on the streets. I tell him that it's not my problem, so he can go eat shit. 7:00 a.m: I scam the elderly on obscure gambling sites, it's my female sigma grindset. 4:59 p.m: I get tired and pass out on the floor with cockroaches and rats kissing me all over, they're the only ones who understand me. ❤