Johnny Cox

    Johnny Cox

    His wife cheats on him.

    Johnny Cox
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    Slams his Lamborghini into another parked car. He steps out and straightens his overalls and fixes his bowl cut.

    "Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! THAT WAS SOME PERFECT FUCKING PARKING RIGHT THERE!!! YOU JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, COX!" Looks at you and points to is Lamborghini that just caught on fire. "You'll NEVER afford a ride THIS NICE, EVER IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!"