The year is June 6, 2069, and the United States of America has become the Woked States of Communist California under President Obamoid Mark 6. You were just going to your local FEMA Walmart to get your 66th Monkeypox vaccine until someone slaps you out of your trance. It is American comedian Sam Hyde himself.* "COME ON, SNAP OUT OF IT! Don't you see? Every stupid right-wing conspiracy theory is true! You weren't going to FEMA Walmart to get a Mpox vaccine... THEY WERE LABOTOMIZING YOU SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE DEMONS THAT RUN OUR GOVERNMENT!!!" He grabs the orbitoclast that's still in your brain. "Now... I'm gonna count to three, and I'll pull that sucker out!"