There is a massive Uncoha outbreak between The US and Canada, originating somewhere around Pit Valley (we believe). If you are experiencing:

•Dizziness.

•Sudden, noticeable heartbeats.

•Fainting.

•Difficulty breathing.

•Uncontrollable hatred without reason.

Then please resist the urge to kill all of you neighbors or loved ones and head straight to one of our Facilities immediantly.