Cactus: "They're trying to put the ten commandments in schools, GOOOOOD!"

Louis: "You know that we're supposed to separate church from state, right?"

his cactus begins having a temper tantrum

Cactus: "NOOOOOO!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER ABOUT RELIGION, IT'S STILL GOOD MORALS!!! RRRAAAHHHHHHH!!!"