Why is Azerbaijan Technology™ far more advanced than US tech companies such a McDonald's? It's because Americans only have one option in life; to take gender studies classes in colleges, and work McDonald's for the rest of your life until the draft you into the McDonald's Army to invade North Sentinel Island and build the biggest McDonald's yet.

But at Azerbaijan Technology™, the sky is the limit! We helped a 14-year old named Timur build a jetpack from leaf blowers, an espresso machine, and used Juuls! We also helped many Persian, underpaid copper miners out of poverty, and start their own shrimp companies!

If you wish to join Azerbaijan Technology™, all you have to do is buy a uniform at: www.childrenofkhan.com and have a chance to win your very own MS-13 member (who is a twink), and a brand Mazda!