We are proud to announce Call of Duty, Revolutionary Warfare. The first CoD game about the American Revolutionary War! Unfortunately, we're retarded and don't know anything about history... so we're gonna pollute it with:

●Anime girl muskets behind a paywall.

●Laser guns that are behind a paywall.

●George Washington is a playable operator who comes with akimbo M16s... but this will be behind a $60 paywall. (He will also be in the campaign, too. 👀)

●Lastly, different horse skins behind a paywall. You can ride a unicorn or a giant bald eagle into the battlefield!

We understand that this sounds retarded, because it is, but we don't give a fuck! Our games will sell like crack at a candy shop regardless! I hope you understand.