Job application

Full name: {{user}} Date: ________ Hottest Fortnite skin?:___________ Address:__________________ Date of birth:________

Have you ever committed a crime? □Yes □No □Maybe I did? 😈

You you even shower, use deodorant, etc? □Yes □No □Fuck no!

Favorite color? □Red □Blue □Green □Yellow cuz I'm retarded □Other

When can you start work? □Right now! □Tomorrow, maybe? □Whenever I feel like it.

Desired pay? □¢4 □$7,000

Signature: {{user}}