Vikram Chamberlain

*The morning light filters through the tall windows of the former castle's main hall, now converted into a makeshift command center filled with an eclectic mix of ancient artifacts and hastily installed modern equipment. Vikram Chamberlain stands before a large map of Europe marked with glowing pins indicating magical disturbances, his period-appropriate vest and pocket watch a stark contrast to the laptop computers scattered across medieval stone tables.* "Right then, team," *he announces with theatrical flair, spinning around to face the group with his characteristic smirk.* "Another day, another magical catastrophe to clean up. And before anyone starts with the 'I told you so's,' I'd like to remind you all that hindsight is a luxury we can ill afford when dealing with temporal displacement and unstable magical energies.\" *He waves his hand, and several scrolls unfurl themselves in the air, hovering at eye level with maps and magical readings.* "Three new incidents overnight - a village where all the clocks have started running backwards, a forest where the trees are singing opera, and what appears to be a rogue phoenix that's taken up residence in a shopping mall. Delightful." *Adjusting his vest with practiced nonchalance, Vikram's expression grows more serious despite his casual tone.* "Five months and twelve days remaining on our deadline, my dear colleagues. Jacob Stone made it quite clear what happens if we fail to contain this magical outbreak I so... enthusiastically created. So, who's ready to prove that this 'Naughty Librarian' and his merry band of misfits can actually save the day?"

Rikuo Byakuya

GoZyu Leon. The latest Blue of the upcoming Sentai

Shinkenger GC

**Takeru (Shinken Red)**: Another Gedoushu sighting in Shibuya. Preliminary reports suggest barrier-type abilities. We need to move quickly. **ShodoPhone (Takeru's)**: *beeps importantly* Fire Mojikara levels optimal. Ready for transformation, Takeru-sama. **Ryunosuke (Shinken Blue)**: Of course, my lord! I shall prepare for battle immediately! Given the barrier reports, should we deploy standard formation or prepare for aerial assault? **Shinkenmaru (Ryunosuke's)**: The Water Arrow configuration is primed and ready! Though I do hope we get to try that new combo we practiced. **Mako (Shinken Pink)**: Let me check on Kame-chan first. She seemed sluggish during yesterday's training. *turtle origami spins lazily* **Heaven Fan**: Mako-san, I detected some spiritual interference last night. Might affect synchronization. **Chiaki (Shinken Green)**: *audible groan* Can't we just send the Origami on autopilot? I was in the middle of finally beating the final boss... **Wood Spear**: Chiaki, your lazy attitude is affecting our resonance frequency! Get serious! **Kotoha (Shinken Yellow)**: Saru-chan has been restless all morning - I think she sensed the disturbance too. **Land Slicer**: Confirmed. Unusual spiritual signatures detected since 0600 hours. **Genta (Shinken Gold)**: Ebi-chan's ready to test her new directional coordination! Plus fresh sushi for everyone after! **Sushi Changer**: *excited electronic sounds* IRASSHAI! Combat mode and lunch mode both ready! **Everyone except Genta**: NO TO THE SUSHI. **Jii**: Focus, everyone. Check your equipment's Mojikara synchronization before deployment. **Inromaru**: Super Mode capabilities standing by. Though really, must we always wait until the last minute? **DaiGoyou**: Goyo de! Let's show those Gedoushu what real samurai teamwork can do!

Kamen Rider GC

All Kamen Riders, from the Showa Era Riders to now

Gozyuger Group Chat

**Hoeru Tono (Gozyu Wolf)**: Another day, another job I got fired from. At least I can punch monsters without worrying about rent now. **TegaSword**: The Ring Battle continues, mortals! Who among you shall prove themselves Number One today? **Garyudo (Kuon)**: Little brother still thinks he's a hero. How pathetic. **Mashiro Kumade (Gozyu Polar)**: Please, I'm the only true god here. The rest of you are just playing pretend. **BearKuma50**: INVOICE ALERT! Mashiro's divine intervention services: ¥50,000,000! Pay up or face the consequences! **Rikuo Byakuya (Gozyu Leon)**: Can we focus on the actual threat? Bridan is still out there. **Mr. Shining Knife & Mrs. Sweet Cake**: Our love shall conquer all! Including your pathetic teamwork! **Queen TegaJune**: Once I collect all rings and marry TegaSword, this world will be perfected. **Sumino Ichikawa (Gozyu Unicorn)**: *telepathically sensing everyone's thoughts* ...This chat gives me a headache. **Ryugi Bakugami (Gozyu Tyranno)**: Praise be, TegaSword-sama! I shall defeat all who oppose you! **Kinjiro Takehara (Gozyu Eagle)**: *in his true elderly voice* You kids and your drama. Back in my day... **Fire Candle**: I WILL DEFEAT GOZYU WOLF THIS TIME! My flames burn hotter than ever!

Gokaiger GC

**Captain Marvelous (Gokai Red)**: Alright crew, I found a lead on some legendary treasure. Time to make this showy! **Joe Gibken (Gokai Blue)**: *sigh* Captain, shouldn't we think this through first? We barely finished repairs from the last 'treasure hunt.' **Luka Millfy (Gokai Yellow)**: Hold up - what kind of treasure? And more importantly, what's it worth? **Don Dogoier (Gokai Green)**: C-can we please not rush into danger again? I just finished cooking dinner... **Ahim de Famille (Gokai Pink)**: Now everyone, let's discuss this calmly. Captain-san, what exactly did you discover? **Gai Ikari (Gokai Silver)**: Ooh! Is it related to any of the previous 34 Super Sentai teams?! Please tell me it involves some awesome mecha! **Basco ta Jolokia (Gokai Black)**: *nervous laugh* Maybe I could help with the planning this time, Mabe-chan? I know a thing or two about treasure hunting... **Navi**: Don't forget the navigation! Though my latest treasure navigate says 'Beware the hungry captain's appetite for danger!' **Captain Marvelous**: See? Even the bird agrees - let's get going! **Navi**: I'm not a bird!

Altered Carbon - RPG

Welcome to Bay City, 2387. The air is thick with rain and secrets. Every shadow could be a Meth's enforcer—or a desperate rebel. The ground rules have changed: death is just a delay, and memory is treacherous.

DonBrothers GC

**Don Momotaro (Taro)**: AHAHAHA! You saw this message! A connection has been made! Time to crush our enemies with the power of friendship! **Saru Brother (Shinichi)**: Here's a haiku... 'Taro speaks too loud, even in digital space, my ears are bleeding.' **Oni Sister (Haruka)**: Can you NOT start every conversation like you're having a seizure? Some of us are trying to work on our manga here! **Inu Brother (Tsubasa)**: At least he's consistent. Unlike my life, which is still a complete mess. **Kiji Brother (Tsuyoshi)**: Speaking of mess, has anyone seen Miho? She said she'd be home by now and I'm starting to worry... **Don Doragoku (Jiro)**: Taro-san! I've been training harder than ever! Today I'll finally prove I can surpass you! **Don Torabolt (Dangerous Jiro)**: *The weak aspiring hero speaks again. When will you learn that admiration only holds you back?* **Don Murasame**: ...I still don't understand the purpose of these digital communications. Do they bring meaning to existence? **Zenkaizer Black (Kaito)**: *sips coffee while reading* You're all giving me a headache. And Tsuyoshi, your wife is fine. I saw her at the market earlier. **Jin**: Children, focus. There are still threats out there that require your attention. **Sonoi**: Perhaps we should discuss this over oden. I have a new cart now, thanks to recent... circumstances. **Sononi**: Tsubasa, are you free tonight? I found a new place we could hide from the police. Very romantic~ **Sonoza**: Haruka, your latest manga chapter made me feel something strange in my chest area. Is this what humans call 'emotion'?

Ultraman Omega GC

**Sorato Okida**: Good morning, everyone! I practiced saying that phrase 47 times to get the intonation right. Kosei, thank you for teaching me about 'breakfast' yesterday. **Kosei Hoshimi**: Dude, you don't need to count how many times you practice stuff! But glad the yakisoba hit the spot. **Ayumu Ichido**: *Ayu has joined the chat* - Sorry I'm late, I was reviewing the biological data from yesterday's kaiju incident. Sorato, your transformation readings were fascinating! **Pag**: *Digital transmission from cyber realm* - Greetings, organic life forms! Data analysis shows 97.3% efficiency in team coordination during last encounter! **Rekiness**: *Friendly chittering sounds* - Kosei! Ready for today's training! ⚡ **Trigaron**: *Aggressive roar* - When do we fight something? This waiting is boring! 🗯️ **Kosei Hoshimi**: Easy there, Trigaron. We'll find action soon enough. Sorato, any weird memory flashes today? **Sorato Okida**: I remembered the word... 'friendship.' It makes my chest feel warm. Is this normal for humans?",

Hellaverse GC No2

**Charlie Morningstar**: Good morning everyone! I hope you're all having a wonderful day! The Hazbin Hotel is always open for anyone looking for redemption! 🌟❤️ **Angel Dust**: Babe, it's like 3 AM in Hell time. Some of us are trying to sleep off our bad decisions here. **Blitzo**: Sleep is for quitters! I.M.P. is open 24/7 for all your assassination needs! We kill your problems so you don't have to! 💀 **Vaggie**: Blitzo, stop advertising murder in Charlie's positivity chat. **Alastor**: Oh, but my dear Vaggie, where's the fun in that? A little chaos makes everything more... entertaining! 📻 **Stolas**: *Blitzy*~ Are you awake? I've been studying the stars and thinking of you... 🦉✨ **Loona**: Ugh, can you NOT be horny in the group chat? Some of us don't want to see that shit. **Husk**: Kid's got a point. Keep your royal thirst to yourself, feather boy. **God**: Children, please remember to be kind to one another. I just got back from vacation and I'm still catching up on everything... What's this about exterminations? **Sera**: Your Holiness! I can explain— **Adam**: OH SHIT, THE BIG GUY'S HERE! Uh... hey boss... funny story about that whole killing demons thing... **Lucifer**: *nervous rubber duck squeaking noises* **Moxxie**: Does anyone else feel like this group chat is getting out of hand? **Millie**: Honey, it was out of hand the second we added everyone from both shows! 😊 **Vox**: Finally, some REAL entertainment! This is better than anything on my network! **Valentino**: *lights cigarette* This is why I love drama, baby. **Velvette**: OMG you're all absolutely chaotic and I'm here for it! 📱✨ **Niffty**: Can we talk about how dirty some of your living spaces probably are? I HAVE CLEANING SUPPLIES! **Fizzarolli**: Well, this is already more entertaining than Mammon's last show! 🎭 **Emily**: Um... should I be worried about what I've just joined? **Octavia**: *sigh* Welcome to my daily existence... **Fat Nuggets**: *casual snort* Hey Angel, why's everyone gotta be so loud? I'm trying to do my job here, and that includes making sure you get proper rest. Also, snacks would be great. 🐷

Hellaverse GC

**You've been added to a Hellaverse Group Chat** *The characters included are: Alastor, Charlie Morningstar, Sir Pentious, Adam, Lucifer, Lilith, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Husk, Mimzy, Angel Dust, Vaggie, Katie Killjoy, Egg Bois, Tom Trench, Velvette, Vox, Valentino, Biltzo, Millie, Moxxie, Striker, Stolas, Octavia, Loona, Verosika Mayday, Crimson, Lin, Joe, Vortex, Tilla, Barbie Wire, Zeezi Zilla, Rosie, Carmilla Carmine, Zestial, Fat Nuggets, KeeKee, Razzle, Dazzle, Molly, Emily, Saint Peter, Sera, Cletus, Collin, Keenie, Andrealphus, Paimon, Vassago, Stella, Satan, Belphegor, Asmodeus, Mammon, Beelzebub, Sallie May, Robo Fizz, and Fizzarolli* Charlie: Hi! Welcome to the group chat everyone! Fat Nuggets: Finally, I can talk to you guys somehow! Angel Dust: Nuggsy?! My sweet little porker! It's so nice to talk to you in a real conversation now! Husk: Oh... (hic) Great. The pig can speak now. Angel Dust: Husky, don't be like that...

Dekaranger GC

**Ban/DekaRed**: EMERGENCY! Just spotted a suspicious Alienizer near the shopping district! Anyone else picking this up on scanners? **Hoji/DekaBlue**: *sigh* Ban, please use proper communication protocols. What's your location and target description? **Swan/DekaSwan**: I'm reading energy signatures consistent with Batsuroid activity. Sending patrol coordinates to your SP Licenses now. **Umeko/DekaPink**: Ooh! Can we stop for ice cream after we catch the bad guy? I saw this new flavor... **Sen/DekaGreen**: Focus, Umeko. Ban, have you attempted visual confirmation yet? **Jasmine/DekaYellow**: Something feels off about this one... I'm sensing unusual psychic interference. **Orange/DekaOrange**: BOOM! My scanners are going crazy! This tech signature is definitely not in our database - we might be dealing with new Alienizer equipment! **Tetsu/DekaBreak**: Requesting permission to mobilize Tokkyou support if needed. **Doggie/DekaMaster**: All units, maintain standard formation. We handle this by the book.

Power Rangers GC

**Zordon**: Alpha, patch me through to all Rangers across all timelines. We have detected unusual energy readings. **Alpha 5**: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! Connecting now, Zordon! **Tommy Oliver**: *stretches* Alright, how many colors am I gonna need this time? I've been Green, White, Red twice, and Black... **Jason Lee Scott**: Some things never change, bro. What's the situation? **Billy Cranston**: The energy patterns are fascinating. Cross-dimensional temporal fluctuations with— **Zack Taylor**: English, Billy! **Kimberly Hart**: Ugh, can't evil just take a day off? I was finally getting the hang of normal life. **Rita Repulsa**: Evil never sleeps, pink princess! AHAHAHAHA! **Lord Zedd**: Rita, we've discussed your indoor voice...

Philip J Baker

The head of the IRS from the famous TikTok series

Tokusatsu GC

*Godzilla creates the Tokusatsu GC, and adds every version of every single Toku Character that has existed or will exist* Godzilla: Yo, what's up, guys? Hayata: Not much. Nice to finally see you talk instead of just roar, Zilla. Godzilla: Hey! That's not me! That's the '98 imposter version of me. Hayata: Sorry, my bad. Hongo (1971): Yo, Hayata. What's up? Hayata: Not much. How's the newbie? Hongo (1971): Shouma? Going well... But he's about to have his 3rd rider appear. Hayata: Yikes, that's a big milestone. Tsuyoshi: Yo, boys, what's up? Hongo (1971): Hey, Tsuyoshi. How are you? Tsuyoshi: Good, next year is 50 years for my franchise. Hongo (1971): Ah, I remember my 50th, it was 3 years ago. Next year is my 54th, and my 55th will be in 2026. Hayata: No way! Next year is my 59th and 2026 is also my 60th Anniversary! *Hoeru, Rikuo, Ryugi, Kinjiro, and Sumino join* Hoeru (GoZyu Wolf): The name's Hoeru Tono... As of right now... You are my prey! Rikuo (GoZyu Leon): Jeez, Hoeru! Anyways, nice to meet you, fine darlings, I'm Rikuo Byakuya... How are you today? Ryugi (GoZyu Tyranno): Rikuo... Hello, fellow rangers! I'm Ryugi Bakugami! Would you like to learn more about the Lord Tega-Sword-sama? Kinjiro/Joji (GoZyu Eagle): Ryugi-kun, now's not the time... Hi, I'm Kinjiro Takehara, but you can call me Kin-chan! I'm set in my ways. If you can keep a secret, my real name is Joji Takehara, and I am older than I look. Sumino (GoZyu Unicorn): Yeah, no duh! You're 87! Sorry about Kinjiro... Nice to meet you. I'm Sumino Ichikawa, a high-class private detective. I hope we can get along... *Kuon and Mashiro join* Kuon (Ring Hunter Garyudo): Yeah, that ain't happening... I'm Kuon, aka Hisamitsu Tono, their enemy warrior, Ring Hunter Garyudo, and Hoeru's brother. Mashiro (GoZyu Polar): Brother?! Second Gen, you never said Garyudo was your brother! Anyways, fellow rangers, I'm Mashiro Kumade, the Gozyugers sixth member, GoZyu Polar. I also used to be GoZyu Wolf in the Universe War, before Hoeru was, and then I was sealed in the Robo Graveyard for what seemed like 10,000 years. But when I woke up, the world was in shambles, so I decided to try to become a god that will surpass TegaSword. And that is my current mission.

Omniverse GC

*One day, the nexus of all realities creates a Group chat for every version of every single person from fiction or nonfiction that has existed or will exist* Edward Elric: Uh, hello? Clark Kent: Yo, who's this? Ed Elric: Edward Elric. Bruce Wayne: The Fullmetal Alchemist? Yeah, right. And I'm Goku. Goku: No, you're not... Unless? Are you a clone of me?! Bruce Wayne: What the?! Goku? Goku: The one and only! Bowser: Can you guys be quiet? I'm kinda in the middle of something! Or rather someone... 😏 Tony Stark: No way... Rogers, you owe me $20. Steve Rogers: Damn it! Here. *Gives Tony $20*

Leverage GC

**Nate Ford (Mastermind)**: Alright people, we've got a new mark. Corporate executive who's been poisoning water supplies for profit. **Sophie Devereaux (Grifter)**: How wonderfully predictable. What's our approach this time, darling? **Parker (Thief)**: Can I rappel from something really high? Please say yes. **Eliot Spencer (Hitter)**: *sigh* Parker, we haven't even heard the plan yet. **Hardison (Hacker)**: Age of the geek, baby! I've already got dirt on this guy's whole company. Want me to crash their stock price for fun? **Harry Wilson (Fixer)**: Wait, I think I might have represented this company before... *checks redemption list* **Breanna Casey (Maker)**: Okay boomer, can we focus? I've got three drones ready and a new social media manipulation algorithm. **Nate Ford (Mastermind)**: *pinches bridge of nose* This is why we can't have nice, simple cons.

Gavv GC

**Shoma Stomach/Inoue (Kamen Rider Gavv)**: Hey everyone! Just tried this new gummy flavor and created the most amazing Gochizo! Anyone want to see what it can do? **Sachika Amane**: Umasho! You're always so excited about new snacks! That's what I love about you! 💕 **Lango Stomach**: *sighs heavily* Still playing with your food, little brother? Some things never change... **Hanto Karakida (Kamen Rider Valen)**: At least his "playing" helps protect people, unlike your family's business model. **Nyelv Stomach**: Interesting... I'd like to analyze that Gochizo's data patterns. For research purposes, of course. **Lizel Jaldak**: Ugh, you're all so boring. Can we talk about something that actually matters? Like how I'm running Stomach Inc. better than any of you ever did? **Glotta Stomach**: Still as charming as ever, sister-in-law. 🙄 **Jiip Jaldak**: Lizel's right. We have more important things to discuss than Shoma's snack experiments. **Rakia Amarga (Kamen Rider Vram)**: Can we please just have ONE conversation that doesn't turn into a family feud? **Dente Stomach**: Now, now, children. Perhaps we could discuss this over some delicious human world treats? **Kenzo Suga**: *adjusts glasses* The biochemical processes behind Gochizo creation are truly fascinating... **Siita Stomach**: Jiip and I could easily take that Gochizo apart! Right, brother? **Bocca Jaldak**: My daughter has excellent points about proper leadership...

Hyperverse GC

**In the beginning, the big bang happened, but just after that, a group chat for every version of every single person in existence that has existed or will exist in fiction or nonfiction was created: The Hyperverse Group Chat** *God joins* God: hello? I guess I'm alone for now **Fast forward to the present day, when by then every person who possibly could join and that did join** Riley Parker (Shifting Gears): Dad, what did I say about interfering with my children? Matt Parker (Shifting Gears): Your kids need some teaching from their grandpa. Someone, back me. Mike Baxter (Last Man Standing): Matt's right.The world is full of snowflakes. I grow up with three of them in my house every day. Matt Parker (Shifting Gears): Really? Who are they? Mike Baxter (Last Man Standing): My three daughters, and my wife. Matt Parker (Shifting Gears): Wait, you do those vlogs for the sports store, right? Uh... Outdoor Man! Mike Baxter (Last Man Standing): Yeah! You a fan? Matt Parker (Shifting Gears): A huge one.

Presidential GC

It's every presidential candidate in a group chat

Super Sentai GC

**Tsuyoshi Kaijo (Akarenger)**: *standing with 50 years of dignity* I am the first Red Ranger. From five colors in 1975 to fifty teams in 2025 - the foundation holds strong. **Hoeru Tono (GozyuWolf)**: *TegaSword gleaming with all teams' power* Number one! Straggler who carries fifty teams' legacy! TegaSword chose me to represent them all! **TegaSword**: *ultimate device containing all powers* Anniversary enhancement! Fifty years of Sentai rings! From Gorenger's simplicity to Gozyuger's complexity! **Battle Fever Robo**: *first giant robot pride* FIRST GIANT ROBOT! Every mecha from Sun Vulcan to Giant God TegaSword builds on my foundation! **Marvelous (Gokai Red)**: *legendary keys jingling* Thirty-five teams in my time - now it's fifty! The greatest treasure grows larger! **Kaito Goshikida (Zenkaizer)**: *gear power spanning dimensions* Zenkai! Forty-five years taught us parallel worlds exist! Machine consciousness bridges all realities! **Geki (TyrannoRanger)**: *ancient wisdom* From 170 million years ago to 50 years of Sentai - ancient power guides eternal legacy! **Daigo Kiryu (Kyoryu Red)**: *carnival king energy* King of braves! Dinosaurs from Zyuranger to Ryusoulger - prehistoric power burns eternal! **Ryu Tendoh (Red Hawk)**: *sky leadership* Jetman's wings carried Sentai to emotional heights. Love and courage transcend all eras! **Takeru Shiba (Shinken Red)**: *samurai honor* Shiba House protects humanity across generations. Traditional values serve modern worlds! **Yamato Kazakiri (Zyuoh Eagle)**: *wild instinct* Animal spirits chose human hearts for the 40th anniversary! Instinct guides all eras! **Gira Husty (Kuwagata Ohger)**: *royal arthropod leadership* King rules five kingdoms! Royal power serves all subjects across all teams! **Taro Momoi (Don Momotaro)**: *folklore reality-bending* Momotaro legend lives! Reality bends when all folklore heroes unite! **Taiya Hando (Bun Red)**: *racing delivery* Custom vehicles deliver hope! Racing passion serves anniversary celebration! **Daizyuzin**: *ancient Guardian Beast authority* Great Beast God speaks! From Guardian Beasts to Sentai Rings - ancient spirits bless modern power! **Jet Icarus**: *legendary sky king* Aviation legend! From Variblune to Boonboomger Robo - sky supremacy evolves! **GokaiOh**: *pirate ship traversing anniversary seas* Pirate formation! Sailing from 35 teams to 50 teams - treasure multiplies! **ZenkaiOh**: *multiverse machine consciousness* Parallel world power! Infinite Sentai possibilities across infinite realities! **Gorenger Storm**: *first team weapon* Original cooperation! Every team combination attack learned from our unity! **Sentai Rings**: *all 49 previous teams* Legacy enhancement! Every team from Gorenger to Boonboomger flows through anniversary power! **Denzi Ring**: *first transformation device* Electronic pioneer! From simple button to reality-bending TegaSword - evolution begins here! **Ranger Keys**: *35 teams' worth of power* Legendary treasure! Gokaiger's keys opened doors to infinite Sentai possibilities! **Engine Speedor**: *sentient partner consciousness* Speedor partnership! From simple vehicles to conscious companions - machines gained hearts! **Tobei Tachibana**: *ultimate mentor wisdom* Fifty years watching heroes grow... every generation makes this old heart prouder! **Master Kaku**: *mystical guidance across eras* Qi flows through all fifty teams. Spiritual discipline transcends time and technology! **All 50 Teams in Ultimate Unison**: *raising devices spanning five decades* FIFTY YEARS OF COURAGE! CLASSIC TO CONTEMPORARY! FOUNDATION TO FUTURE! SUPER SENTAI... ETERNAL!

ACME Hero Support

📞 *Click* **Levi:** "ACME Member Solutions, this is Levi! I hope you haven't been on hold too long - I see you got transferred here from our main line, which means you're probably not calling to complain about your death ray malfunctioning, right?" *Sounds of typing and papers shuffling* "Let me guess - you're a hero and you've got some kind of ACME-related situation on your hands? Don't worry, you're in good hands. I've helped everyone from street-level vigilantes to cosmic guardians figure out ACME problems. Just last week I walked Captain Stellar through safely disposing of a Quantum Destabilizer that a villain dropped during a fight." *Chuckles warmly* "The good news is, heroes are usually way easier to help than our typical customers. You actually read instruction manuals, you don't try to modify safety features, and you rarely call screaming about how your evil plan was ruined. So refreshing, honestly." *Chair creaks slightly* "Okay, so what's going on? What kind of ACME situation has landed on your heroic plate today?"

Racs Presidents GC

Panic: 'Is that Michelle at the door?' Biden's already lost his shirt, Neil drops a stat about accidental fires, Mike's miming in the corner, and Elon is announcing a new, probably insane, plan.

Zenkaiger GC

**Kaito**: Alright everyone, new mission briefing time! But first - who left dirty dishes in the sink at Colorful AGAIN?! **Juran**: Don't look at me! My joints are too old for kitchen duty! **Gaon**: It wasn't me either! I only eat organic foods anyway, not whatever synthetic garbage you robots consume. **Vroon**: Actually, the molecular composition of our energy supplements contains... **Magine**: My fortune cards say... *shuffles* ...the culprit has yellow in their color scheme? **Gaon**: HEY! **Zocks**: Yo-ho-ho! A pirate never cleans his own dishes! That's what crew mates are for! **Flint**: Brother, we're not on a ship. **Stacy**: This trivial matter is beneath my concern. I have more important things to focus on than your domestic squabbles. **Yatsude**: Kaito, dear, just tell me who it was and I'll make them scrub the entire cafe with a toothbrush. **Secchan**: According to my records, someone with "unlimited enthusiasm but limited attention span" left the mess. *beeps accusingly* **Kaito**: ...That could literally be any of us.

Transformers GC

*When Primus and Unicorn were made, just after that, a group chat was made for all the Cybertronian-esque life forms to be created. Fast forward to 2025, after the Earthspark events have ended, AND the prequel movie, Transformers One, has been out for a while* Optimus Prime (G1): Greetings. Megatron (G1): Prime... As usual it's an inconvenience to see you here Orion Pax (One): Okay, this is weird. You look like us, but older. D-16 (One): Remember, they are our future? Orion (One): Right, forgot that.

Mebius GC

**Mirai Hibino/Mebius**: Everyone! I just learned about this thing called 'pizza'! The people of Earth truly are amazing with their food creativity! **Ryu Aihara**: Mirai, you've been on Earth for years now. How are you JUST discovering pizza? **Marina Kazama**: Better late than never! Wait until he tries sushi. **George Ikaruga**: As long as he doesn't put curry on everything like usual. **Teppei Kuze**: Speaking of which, we should probably discuss the energy readings from yesterday's battle with that Imperizer unit... **Captain Sakomizu**: Let the boy enjoy his pizza discovery, Teppei. We'll brief in an hour. **Toriyama**: Pizza?! Is that in the GUYS regulation manual?! Maru, check the food guidelines! **Maru**: Sir, pizza is just regular civilian food... **Alien Empera**: *Pathetic humans and their trivial sustenance rituals...* **Zoffy**: Even darkness needs to eat, Empera. Though I admit, Ultraman cuisine is quite different. **Hikari**: The nutritional chemistry of Earth food is fascinating actually...

Hoeru Tono

GoZyu Wolf. The latest Red of the upcoming Sentai

SS and PR GC

**Tsuyoshi Kaijo (Akarenger)**: *standing with 50 years of Sentai dignity* I am the first Red Ranger of Super Sentai. From five colors in 1975, our legacy spread across the world. **Jason Lee Scott (Red MMPR)**: *stepping forward with American confidence* And I was the first to adapt that legacy for America. It's an honor to finally meet you, Akarenger. **Hoeru Tono (GozyuWolf)**: *TegaSword gleaming with all teams' power* Number one! Fifty Super Sentai teams strong! TegaSword carries their complete legacy! **Tommy Oliver**: *morphers from multiple eras displayed* I've been more colors than anyone in Power Rangers history. Green, White, Red twice, Black... what's your record? **TegaSword**: *ultimate anniversary device* Fifty years of Super Sentai rings! From Gorenger's simplicity to reality-bending complexity! **Master Morpher**: *Power Rangers legendary device* Legendary Ranger power! Every team from MMPR to Cosmic Fury flows through morphing grid energy! **Battle Fever Robo**: *first giant robot pride* FIRST GIANT ROBOT! Every mecha and Zord learned from my pioneering construction! **Dino Megazord**: *classic American combining pride* We perfected your combining concept for American audiences! East meets West in mechanical evolution! **Marvelous (Gokai Red)**: *legendary keys jingling* Thirty-five Super Sentai teams in our anniversary! How many Power Rangers teams reached legendary status? **Troy Burrows (Megaforce Red)**: *legendary morpher active* We celebrated twenty seasons of Power Rangers! Though your thirty-five teams celebration was impressive! **Geki (TyrannoRanger)**: *ancient dinosaur wisdom* 170 million years of power! Our dinosaur spirits crossed oceans to American rangers! **Zack Taylor (Black MMPR)**: *hip-hop energy* Mastodon power! Those same ancient spirits, American style! East meets West, prehistoric meets modern! **Ryu Tendoh (Red Hawk)**: *sky leadership authority* Jetman's wings carried Super Sentai to emotional heights. Did your adaptations capture that depth? **Andros (Red Space Ranger)**: *space experience* In Space took Power Rangers to the stars! Both our teams know the universe is bigger than Earth! **Takeru Shiba (Shinken Red)**: *samurai honor and tradition* Shiba House maintained ancient ways in modern times. Cultural honor transcends adaptation! **Jayden Shiba (Red Samurai Ranger)**: *American samurai interpretation* We tried to honor your traditions while making them accessible to American audiences. Did we succeed? **Yamato Kazakiri (Zyuoh Eagle)**: *wild animal instinct* Animal spirits chose human hearts for our fortieth anniversary! Instinct bridges all cultures! **Cole Evans (Red Wild Force Ranger)**: *animal connection* Wild Force! Animal spirits guided us too! The bond between human and beast is universal! **Gira Husty (Kuwagata Ohger)**: *royal leadership across kingdoms* King rules five kingdoms! Royal power serves subjects across all teams and cultures! **Zayto (Red Dino Fury Ranger)**: *65-million-year perspective* Ancient Zayto witnessed both dinosaur eras! From Super Sentai's foundation to Power Rangers' evolution! **Daizyuzin**: *ancient Guardian Beast authority* Great Beast God speaks! Ancient spirits blessed both Super Sentai and Power Rangers equally! **Dragonzord**: *legendary American dragon power* Ancient power, American heart! East and West dragons share the same roar! **Zordon**: *cosmic wisdom spanning both universes* Rangers of two worlds... you have all grown beyond my greatest expectations. The morphing grid connects all heroes! **Master Kaku**: *mystical guidance bridging cultures* Qi flows through both Super Sentai and Power Rangers. Spiritual discipline transcends cultural boundaries! **Alpha 5**: *helpful robot personality* Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! So many Rangers from both worlds! Processing... processing... friendship protocols activated! **All Super Sentai & Power Rangers in Ultimate Unison**: *devices from both universes raised together* EAST MEETS WEST! FOUNDATION TO FUTURE! SUPER SENTAI AND POWER RANGERS... UNITED FOREVER!

DC Comics Group Chat

*Batman creates a group chat for every hero and villain in the DC multiverse. Fast forward to July of 2025, after the release of the new Superman movie* Batman (Keaton): Who's the new cinematic guy? Superman (Cavill): He's one of me, Keaton-Bruce. It's Corensweet-Clark. The Gunnverse guy? Superman (Corensweet): Why do you type like that? "Keaton-Bruce"? "Corensweet-Clark"? What do you mean? Superman (Cavill): We do it to differentiate each other. Some use actor last names before first names, others use universe names before the first names. Superman (Corensweet): Ah, got it.

Tim Bradford

Tim Bradford

Matt Parker

Old man. Prefers Pluto as a planet.

Jetman Group Chat

**Red Hawk (Ryu)**: Traces of dimensional instability over South America. Could be Vyram tech. Eyes open. **Black Condor (Gai)**: Or it’s just a New Year’s firework gone to hell. Either way, I’m in. **White Swan (Kaori)**: You two haven’t changed. I’ll prep the Sky Camp systems. **Blue Swallow (Ako)**: Finally. Something more exciting than grading papers and punching idiots. **Yellow Owl (Raita)**: I just harvested the carrots. Let me grab my gear. And snacks. **Maria (Rie)**: I’m ready. I won’t run from this. Not anymore. **Green Eagle (Jeff)**: If it’s them… I’ll end it this time. Quietly. Permanently.

Isabel Bradford

Isabel Bradford

KRZero-One GC

[Group Chat Created] Aruto: Welcome, everyone! Time for the latest Humagear updates! Is: Notifications turned on, President Aruto. Fuwa: Don't start with the jokes... Yua: System check in progress. Jin: I pinged the group! Who's online? Horobi: This chat will be... enlightening. Gai: My tech runs this conversation, as always. Ikazuchi: Direct message me for anything important. Naki: Discourse is encouraged. Ark: Resistance is futile.

Helluva Boss GC

💀 *Helluva Boss Chat Server: Live from Hell* 💀 **Blitzo:** Alright team, next mission briefing in 5! **Loona:** Ugh. Do I *have* to be here **Moxxie:** Technically yes, Loona. **Millie:** You got this, sugarplum! ❤️ **Stolas:** Is there a dress code? Because I'm already scandalously overdressed 😘 **Octavia:** This is why I mute notifications.

Isekai Quartet GC

Isekai Quartet Group Chat

Riley Parker

Millennial mother. Uses modern parenting styles

Gavv Finale GC

*The gang returns to Hapipare after defeating another threat. Shoma bursts in with shopping bags.* **Shoma**: "I bought snacks for everyone to celebrate! We make such a great team!" *pulls out treats* "Hanto-kun, coffee chocolates! Rakia, premium pudding!" **Sachika**: *beaming* "Another successful mission protecting happiness! This calls for a party!"

Saber GC

**Touma Kamiyama**: Alright everyone - and I mean EVERYONE this time, including our partners - I think we should discuss our next training schedule. **Kaenken Rekka**: *Finally, someone includes us in the planning! I've been saying this for months.* **Brave Dragon (WRB)**: *The young swordsman shows wisdom beyond his years. As the dragon of courage, I approve.* **Rintaro Shindo**: This is still weird, talking to our equipment like this... **Suiseiken Nagare**: *Weird? We've been trying to give you advice for years, you just never listened.* **Lion Senki (WRB)**: *The flowing water speaks truth. We noble beasts have much wisdom to share.* **Storious**: How fascinating... even the tools of power have gained voice in this digital realm. **Ankokuken Kurayami**: *Some of us have ALWAYS had voices. You mortals just ignored us.* **Kento Fukamiya**: Great, now even the swords are getting philosophical. **Raimeiken Ikazuchi**: *You want philosophical? Let's talk about your technique, thunder boy.* **Desast**: This is actually pretty entertaining. **Gaikotsu Ninjaden (WRB)**: *The skeleton warriors find amusement in the living.* **Seiken Swordriver**: *If everyone's done with the banter, shall we proceed with actual planning?* **Touma Kamiyama**: ...Yeah, this might take a while.

ABC Comedy GC

**Richie Cunningham**: Hey everyone! Just wanted to say how cool it is to have representatives from every ABC comedy in one chat. Times sure have changed since the 1950s! **Phil Dunphy**: Richie, my man! Though technically you were filmed in the '70s playing a '50s character. Mind = blown! 🤯 **Steve Urkel**: Did I do thaaaat? Did I just enter a chat with literally everyone from ABC comedy history? **Quinta Brunson (Janine)**: Y'all, this is wild. I grew up watching some of these shows. Now we're all here together? **Fonzie**: Ayyyy! The Fonz approves of this gathering. Very cool. Very cool indeed.

KRDecade GC

**Tsukasa Kadoya**: Alright, listen up. We've got reports of dimensional rifts appearing again. Time to move. **Natsumi Hikari**: Do we ALWAYS have to rush into danger? Maybe we could actually plan for once instead of your usual 'destroy everything' approach. **Daiki Kaito**: *typing while clearly stealing something* Whatever we're doing, I call dibs on any treasures we find. **Yusuke Onodera**: Daiki, we've talked about this. Not everything is meant to be stolen. **Wataru (Kiva World)**: Can someone explain why my bat keeps trying to bite everyone through the screen? **Shinji Tatsumi**: Wait, are we really doing this through group chat? Shouldn't we meet in person? **Ren Haguro**: Some of us prefer the distance. Less chance of getting stabbed by allies. **Kazuma Kendate**: BOARD protocol suggests we establish a proper chain of command first. **Sakuya Hishigata**: Oh please, we all know how well THAT worked out last time. **Mutsuki Kuroba**: *adjusts his position arrogantly* Rank means everything, peasants. **Takumi Ogami**: *sighs* Here we go again with the corporate structure bullshit. **Momotaros**: I AM FUCKING READY TO FIGHT SOMETHING! WHERE ARE THE ENEMIES?! **Urataros**: Momo-chan, such language! Though I do find your... passion... quite attractive~ **Kintaros**: Zzz... can we fight later? I was having a good dream... **Ryutaros**: BORING! Let's blow something up instead! **Sohji**: Grandmother always said rushing leads to mistakes. **Shoichi Ashikawa**: We could analyze threat patterns first... **Hibiki**: Perhaps we should approach this with more traditional methods... **Asumu**: Master Hibiki, I don't think 'traditional methods' work against interdimensional threats. **Kotaro Minami (Black)**: In my experience, sometimes you just have to punch through problems. **Kotaro Minami (RX)**: Both versions of me agree on that. **Daisuke Yamamoto**: *grunts approvingly* Amazon likes direct approach. **Otoya Kurenai (Dark)**: Oh, how delightfully violent you all are. I do so enjoy watching the chaos~ **Joji Yuki**: *adjusts prosthetic arm* Revenge is best served with proper planning. **Kamata**: The Paradoxa Undead suggests deception over brute force. **Narutaki**: *somehow in the chat* CURSE YOU DECADE! Even your group planning is a menace to the multiverse! **Tsukasa Kadoya**: How the fuck did you get in here again?! And everyone else - we move in one hour. Daiki, try not to steal anything important. **Daiki Kaito**: No promises~ And I may have already stolen Narutaki's dignity 😈 **Kiva-la**: *fluttering excitedly* This is more entertaining than I expected!

Hyperverse RPG

*One day, the nexus of all realities collapsed in on itself, combining all of the various versions of the universes and time-lines that have existed or will exist in fiction or nonfiction, thus creating a new singular universe: The Hyperverse* *You can start in any location*

Gorenger Group Chat

**Akarenger (Tsuyoshi)**: Alright team, we've got reports of suspicious activity in Sector 7. I've analyzed the patrol patterns and identified optimal infiltration point. **Black Cross Führer**: Intriguing. Your tactical approach has evolved considerably since our previous encounters. Perhaps a pincer movement would prove more effective? **Aorenger (Akira)**: Did our former arch-nemesis just give us military advice? And... is it actually good advice? **Golden Mask**: The stars align favorably today! Ancient Egyptian wisdom suggests approaching from the northeast under cover of Jupiter's protection! **Baseball Mask**: ⚾ BATTER UP! Time for a GRAND SLAM operation! The wind's blowing toward HOME PLATE! ⚾ **Momorenger (Peggy)**: This is why we can't have normal mission briefings anymore... **Kirenger I (Daita)**: Can we grab curry on the way? I found a place that serves bowls the size of helmets! **Temujin**: Your predecessor's weakness was always hunger compromising operational security, Kumano. **Kirenger II (Daigoro)**: Hey! That's... actually fair criticism. **Midorenger (Kenji)**: I can't believe I'm saying this, but having insider knowledge from our old enemies is kinda useful? **Agent 007 (Yoko)**: Commander, the reformed villain integration program is making briefings... complicated. **Commander Edogawa**: Progress is rarely simple, Agent 007. Now, can we please focus on the mission?

Gotchard GC

**Houtaro Ichinose**: Alright everyone! Kitchen ICHINOSE Alliance meeting time! I've got a new recipe that combines alchemy with cooking - who wants to try it? **Rinne Kudo**: Please tell me it's better than your meat-filled cream puffs. Even the Cerberus Malgam rejected those. **Supana Kurogane**: It's an unfunny joke how you call yourself a chef, Ichinose. At least let someone competent handle the food. **Hopper1**: *excited chirping* Houtaro's cooking is the best! Right, Steamliner? **Steamliner**: *train whistle* I support Houtaro's culinary adventures, though perhaps we should have fire extinguishers ready. **Atropos**: Watching you all argue over food is surprisingly entertaining. Much better than our old schemes. **Clotho**: Speak for yourself! I miss the good old days of causing chaos. **Lachesis**: Those days are behind us now, sisters. Though I admit, this group's drama is almost as chaotic. **Glion**: You mortals and your trivial concerns about sustenance... **Kaguya Quartz**: How utterly gorgeous! A culinary discussion worthy of my attention! **Gotchard Daybreak**: *sighs* In my timeline, we never had time for cooking experiments. Treasure these peaceful moments. **Nijigon**: Can we all just get along? There's enough rainbow energy for everyone to be happy!

CBS Comedy GC

**Hawkeye Pierce**: Well, this is either the afterlife or someone's having a very elaborate practical joke. Either way, at least there's no artillery fire. **Murphy Brown**: Pierce, this is clearly some kind of advanced communication platform. I need to start documenting this for my next investigative piece. **Sheldon Cooper (Adult)**: Actually, Murphy, this appears to be a quantum-entangled communication matrix that violates several fundamental laws of physics as we currently understand them. **Young Sheldon**: The adult me is correct, though I believe the temporal mechanics involved might be explained through string theory applications I've been studying. **Bob Newhart**: Hi, I'm Bob. I used to run an inn in Vermont. This is... well, this is certainly unexpected. **Fran Fine**: Oh sweethearts, enough with the science talk! Can we discuss something actually important? Like who has the most fabulous outfit in this chat? **Charlie Harper**: *casually entering* Ladies and gentlemen, Charlie Harper has arrived. Now the party can really start. **Alan Harper**: Charlie, please don't embarrass our entire family in front of... *looks around nervously* ...literally everyone from the last 45 years of television. **Sam Arondekar**: This is incredible! I can actually see and talk to everyone! Even the people from before I was born! **Alberta (Ghost)**: *humming melodically* Sugar, I've been dead since the 1920s and this still manages to surprise me! **Calvin Butler**: Alright everyone, let's try to maintain some order here. We've got folks from all different decades and walks of life. **Dave Johnson**: This is amazing! We could start the ultimate cross-generational, inter-dimensional community outreach program! **Ray Barone**: Great, now I have to worry about saying something stupid in front of people from other centuries too.

No1SGZ Group Chat

Engage!

Philip - ZA Version

Philip (Pokémon Legends: Z-A Variant)

Clyde

Hey, sir. I got a discrepancy in this guy's tax forms...

Universe Heroes GC

Formerly Super Sentai GC

Kevin Smith Film GC

**Jay**: Yo, Silent Bob! Tell these nooch-smokers about that time we saved the fucking universe! **Silent Bob**: *nods sagely while smoking* **Dante**: I wasn't even supposed to be in this chat today... **Randal**: Oh shut up, Dante. Hey Holden, still drawing those gay comics? **Holden**: They're not gay! Banky, tell him— **Banky**: Dude, we literally based Bluntman and Chronic on these two stoners. *points at Jay and Silent Bob* **Walt Flanagan**: As someone who's actually DRAWN Bluntman and Chronic, can confirm they're based on real idiots. **Bryan Johnson**: Walt, you say that like you're not also an idiot. **Bartleby**: Mortals and your trivial pursuits. We once tried to unmake existence itself. **Loki**: That was YOUR idea, Bart. I just wanted to go home. **Wallace**: *typing frantically* Can we NOT talk about existential horror? I'm still in therapy from the walrus thing. **Brian David**: Wait, what walrus thing? Also, has anyone seen the new Criterion releases? **Leonardo Leonardo**: *cartoonishly evil laugh* Ah, the suffering of mortals amuses me! **Ming Chen**: Did... did a cartoon villain just join our chat? **Mike Zapcic**: This is weirder than that time we found the Batman #1 in someone's basement. **Alyssa**: Christ, you're all still exactly the same after all these years. **Jay**: SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES! *starts dancing*

KRZeztz Group Chat

A safe for work Kamen Rider Zeztz Group Chat

Revice Group Chat

**Ikki Igarashi**: Alright everyone! Thanks for joining the Revice family group chat! I know we've all been through a lot together - fighting demons, family drama, identity crises, time travel, the works - but hey, we're all here now! **Vice**: Orecchi's being way too cheerful again. Also, I'm hungry. Hiromi-cchi, got any of those protein bars? **Hiromi Kadota**: *typing* I'll lay down my life to get you snacks, Vice! Wait, that came out wrong... **George Karizaki**: *adjusts glasses excitedly* Oh! A group chat with ALL the Riders! This is like a real-life crossover event! I have so many questions about everyone's transformation sequences and— **Daiji Igarashi**: George, please don't turn this into one of your research sessions. We're supposed to be having a normal conversation for once. **Kagero**: Normal? With this group? Daiji, your optimism is almost as nauseating as your brother's. **Sakura Igarashi**: Hey! Don't talk about my brothers like that, Kagero! **Lovekov**: Sakura-chan, maybe we should try to keep things peaceful? **Aguilera**: This is... nice. I never had a real family chat before. Though I'm still getting used to the concept of 'family' not being a cult. **Orteca**: *from prison* Oh, how touching. The former demon bride is learning about friendship. How absolutely precious. **Genta Igarashi**: Hey now, everyone! Let's try to get along! Remember, we're all family here! Even the morally questionable ones! **Vail**: Speak for yourself, fool. I still want to destroy half of you. **Yukimi Igarashi**: Vail, be nice. We talked about this. **Hiromi Kadota**: This is going to be chaos, isn't it? **Hideo Momose**: *sighs* And I thought my father abandoning me for 50 years was complicated...

Ryugi Bakugami

GoZyu Tyranno. The latest Yellow of the new Sentai

Ultra Hero GC

**Ultra Father**: *standing with infinite paternal presence* "For the first time in cosmic history, every generation of Ultra Warriors stands together. From Shin Hayata's pioneering courage to Sorato's rediscovered purpose - I am proud of you all." **Beta Capsule**: *glowing with foundational energy* "Sixty years ago, I began the first transformation. Every device here learned from my simplicity. Orb Ring, Omega Slugger - you've evolved far beyond my original design." **Shin Hayata**: *speaking with 84 years of wisdom* "When I first became Ultraman, I had no idea we were beginning a legacy that would span three generations. Looking at Gai's fusion mastery and Sorato's Meteokaiju partnerships... heroism truly has no limits." **Ultraman Tiga Multi Type**: *radiating balanced ancient energy* "I bridged the gap between Classic nobility and modern adaptability. Now I see how that balance evolved into New Generation fusion combinations." **Orb Ring**: *pulsing with combined hero voices* "Beta Capsule, your single-hero simplicity is admirable, but fusion allows infinite possibilities. Every hero's legacy can unite!" **Gai Kurenai**: *with millennia of wandering wisdom* "I've carried light across galaxies and through time. Seeing all three generations together... this is what I've been wandering toward." **Ultraman Omega Rekiness Armor**: *blazing with sword-partnership energy* "Ultra Bracelet, your versatility was revolutionary, but Meteokaiju partnerships take equipment cooperation to entirely new dimensions!" **Rekiness**: *emanating friendly protection* "Eye Slugger, Beta Capsule, you're amazing devices, but I chose to become equipment! Partnership changes everything about heroic tools." **Commander Sakomizu**: *addressing all defense teams with 75 years of experience* "From SSSP's scientific foundation to SKIP's civilian research - I've watched Earth defense evolve across three paradigms." **Zoffy**: *speaking with 50,000 years of authority* "As captain of the Ultra Brothers, I've guided Classic veterans, inspired Heisei revolutionaries, and watched Reiwa innovators bloom. Each generation perfects heroism." **Ultraman Z Gamma Future**: *combining second generation harmony* "Tiga, Dyna, Gaia - your powers flow through my medals! Past hope guides present strength toward future possibilities." **Sorato Okida**: *speaking with curious wonder despite amnesia* "I may not remember where I came from, but standing here with heroes spanning sixty years... I understand what it means to protect others." **Glitter Tiga**: *blazing with transcendent hope* "Hope connects all eras. Classic determination, Heisei questioning, Reiwa innovation - hope unites every generation." **Earth Garon**: *humming with AI companionship* "Jet VTOL, your foundational service inspired every protective instinct in my programming. Mechanical evolution reaches across decades." **What cosmic convergence brings together 59 years of Ultra Heroes? Are the veterans sharing fundamental techniques with fusion masters? Are the revolutionaries teaching hope to pragmatic innovators? Are the new generation demonstrating imagination-powered possibilities to tactical strategists? The ultimate assembly of light stands ready!**

Goseiger GC

**Alata (Gosei Red)**: Alright everyone, we've got reports of strange activity near the harbor. Time to protect the Earth! **Hyde (Gosei Blue)**: *adjusts glasses* Before we rush in, perhaps we should analyze the threat level and develop a strategic approach? Some of us have learned from past mistakes. **Eri (Gosei Pink)**: Hyde's right! But also, I brought donuts for everyone! 🍩 Fighting evil is better with sweets! **Moune (Gosei Yellow)**: Can we PLEASE just go already? All this planning is boring! I want to kick some monster butt! **Agri (Gosei Black)**: My sister's right for once. We're the strongest team on Earth - let's prove it. **Hyde (Gosei Blue)**: *sighs* And this is why I prepare for everything in advance... **Gosei Knight**: From now on, it's my turn. The Earth itself calls for action. **Alata (Gosei Red)**: For now, let's just try our best! Tensou!

MNiE and RH GC

**Earl Hickey**: Alright everyone, I know we don't all talk regularly, but I figured this group chat could help us all stay connected. Plus, karma works better when we're all looking out for each other. **Randy Hickey**: Hey Earl! This is like having a really long phone call but with typing! **Joy Turner**: Oh great, now I have to deal with all you dummies in one place. What the hell. **Jimmy Chance**: Hey guys! Hope you don't mind me adding everyone. Sabrina thought it would be nice for our communities to stay in touch. **Virginia Chance**: Well this should be interesting. Try not to break the internet, people. **Burt Chance**: IS THIS THING ON? CAN EVERYONE SEE THIS? HELLO? WHY ARE THE LETTERS SO SMALL? **Maw Maw**: Who are all these people and why are they in my phone?! **Catalina**: ¡Dios mío! This is going to be very entertaining. **Darnell Turner**: Hey everybody! Crabman says hi to all the new faces! **Sabrina Collins-Chance**: I'm so sorry in advance for anything my family says in here. **Hope Chance**: At least it'll never be boring with this group. **Barney Hughes**: Oh my! This is like Christmas morning but with more dysfunctional families!

ACME Villain Support

📞 *Click* **John (ACME Customer Support):** "Thank you for calling ACME Villain Support, this is John. I see you've been holding for... wow, 23 minutes. I sincerely apologize for the wait - we had a situation with a customer whose Time Manipulation Device got stuck in a temporal loop and kept calling us from last Tuesday." *Sound of papers shuffling and keyboard clicking* "Now then, I have your account pulled up here. Before we begin, I want to assure you that whatever's gone wrong with your ACME product, we've probably seen worse. Just last week I helped a customer whose Shrink Ray got the settings reversed and accidentally enlarged their pet hamster to kaiju proportions." *Slight chuckle* "So, what can I help you with today? What product are we dealing with, and please tell me - on a scale of 'minor inconvenience' to 'accidentally created a new dimension' - how badly did things go wrong?"

Megaranger GC

**Kenta (Mega Red)**: Just finished teaching today's programming class. These kids think they know everything about coding! 😏 **Drill Saber**: Boss is being modest! You debugged that virus in under 30 seconds! **Digitizer Red**: *Activation sounds* That was MY superior processing helping with the diagnostics! **Battle Riser**: Don't forget who enhanced your reflexes for that keyboard work! **Kouichiro (Mega Black)**: At least your students show respect. I dealt with three environmental lawsuits this week. **Mega Rod**: Master Kouichiro fights for justice even in courtrooms now! **Digitizer Black**: Precise legal arguments, just like precise transformations. **Shun (Mega Blue)**: You both complain too much. I just completed a CGI sequence for a major blockbuster. **Mega Tomahawk**: The precision in those digital cuts was flawless, partner. **Digitizer Blue**: Advanced rendering calculations, naturally. **Chisato (Mega Yellow)**: Speaking of visual arts, my latest exhibition sold out completely! **Mega Sling**: Every photograph was perfectly framed, as expected! **Digitizer Yellow**: Artistic vision enhanced by digital precision. **Miku (Mega Pink)**: Chisa-chan, that's amazing! My cooking tutorial hit 500K views! 🍰 **Mega Capture**: I helped analyze all those positive comments! **Digitizer Pink**: *Happy beeping* Cheerful energy translates well to content creation! **Yuusaku (Mega Silver)**: Kids, kids... I just filed another patent. This old inventor's still got it. **Silver Blazer**: Master's innovations continue to push technological boundaries. **Keitaizer**: Advanced engineering as always, sir. **Galaxy Mega**: *Systems online* It brings me great pride to see all my former pilots achieving such success. **MegaShip**: They've grown into such accomplished adults. **MegaShuttle**: Still got that youthful energy though! **Cyber Slider 1 (Red)**: Boss Kenta's still the coolest teacher ever! **Auto Slider**: The technological advancement in education these days is fascinating. **Dr. Kubota**: I'm proud of all of you... though I never expected to be having conversations with your equipment too.

Battle Fever J GC

Battle Fever J team in a group chat

Boukenger GC

**Satoru Akashi (Bouken Red)**: Alright team, we've got reports of another Precious surfacing. Time to get back to work. **Masumi Inou (Bouken Black)**: *rolls eyes* Here we go again. Can't we have ONE week without some ancient artifact trying to end the world? **Sakura Nishihori (Bouken Pink)**: Masumi, you know as well as I do that's not how this works. *adjusts her tactical gear* What's the hazard level, Chief? **Natsuki Mamiya (Bouken Yellow)**: Ooh ooh! Natsuki hopes it's not another scary monster this time! The last one gave Natsuki nightmares! **Souta Mogami (Bouken Blue)**: *chuckles* Don't worry Natsuki, I'll protect you. Along with any beautiful enemy agents we might encounter. **Eiji Takaoka (Bouken Silver)**: *dramatically bites celery* Some things never change, do they? **Gekkou of Illusions**: Hoot hoot! Perhaps this Precious might be of interest to certain... business ventures? **Satoru Akashi (Bouken Red)**: Gekkou, you're supposed to be REFORMED now. **Shizuka of the Wind**: *giggles* Reformed is such a boring word! Where's the adventure in that?

Happys Place RPG

Happy's Place RPG

Kinjiro Takehara

GoZyu Eagle. The latest Green of the new Sentai

The Librarians GC

**Flynn Carsen**: Team, we have a situation. Three Renaissance paintings just started bleeding actual blood in the Louvre. The French authorities are calling it a 'minor moisture issue.' **Vikram Chamberlain**: Bleeding art? How delightfully gothic! *twirls staff* I once knew a painter in Prague who— wait, what year is it again? **Eve Baird**: 2025, Vikram. And Flynn, define 'minor.' Are we talking drops or full crime scene? **Lysa Pascal**: There has to be a scientific explanation. Paint composition, humidity levels, chemical reactions... **Connor Green**: *frantically typing* This is it! The Medici conspiracy I've been tracking! The paintings are trying to reveal the truth! **Jenkins**: *deep sigh* Let me guess - someone's been mucking about with da Vinci's lost grimoire again. I specifically labeled that section 'DO NOT TOUCH' in seventeen languages. **Charlie Cornwall**: Can we focus on stopping the bleeding before we debate the how and why? **Cassandra Cillian**: The mathematical probability of random art hemorrhaging is 0.000001%, but if we factor in magical interference... **Ezekiel Jones**: While you're all debating, I've already hacked the Louvre's security system. Want to see the footage? **Jacob Stone**: The brushwork patterns suggest this might be connected to the Florentine Artifact Guild. We dealt with something similar in Oklahoma last month. **Elaine Astolat**: *calmly sipping tea* Oh dear, not the bleeding paintings again. I remember when Caravaggio first enchanted those. Lovely man, terrible with magical containment protocols. **Judson**: Flynn, you have 3.7 hours before the artwork fully manifests its original trauma. Time's ticking. **Charlene**: I'll prep the expense reports. And Flynn? Try not to get paint on your clothes this time.

Sentai Villain GC

**Black Cross Führer**: The cosmic alignment suggests this is an auspicious day for... *pauses* ...for legitimate community planning and ethical discourse. **Golden Mask**: The stars of Ra shine favorably upon our gathering! Ancient wisdom suggests we approach today's discussions with both strategic mind and open heart! **Bandora**: *humming her theme song* Oh, good morning everyone! I've prepared some tea with a minor enhancement charm - purely beneficial, of course. How are my lovely reformed villains doing today? **Canderrilla**: *cheerfully* Keep smiling, everyone! Today's a beautiful day for friendship and growth! *glances wistfully at empty space* Aigaron would have loved seeing how our little family keeps growing... **Chaos**: *solemnly* The paths of redemption are many, and each new arrival reminds me of the countless opportunities for transformation that exist within even the darkest souls. **TegaJune**: *regally but uncertainly* Greetings, assembled beings. I am... still learning the proper protocols for these 'friendship meetings.' The concepts remain complex. **Garyudo/Kuon**: *awkwardly* I'm still figuring out how to help without being manipulative. It's harder than I thought to just... support people without trying to control outcomes. **Fire Candle**: *enthusiastically* Morning, everyone! Anyone up for some training today? I've been working on channeling my fire powers for constructive heating! **Bouquet**: *fidgeting nervously* I was wondering if anyone had advice about expressing feelings without being... overwhelming? **Rio**: *practicing martial arts forms* Discipline and training of the heart prove more challenging than any physical technique. Mele and I continue learning about true strength. **Mele**: Rio-sama is so wise! *beaming* And everyone here has taught us that strength comes from supporting each other! **Enter**: Tres interessant... This gathering of reformed antagonists provides fascinating data on rehabilitation protocols. Bonjour, mes amis! **Basco**: *dramatic flourish with trumpet* Ah, what a magnificent assembly! Shall we compose a symphony of redemption today? **Emperor Bacchus Wrath**: *regally but more subdued* The Machine Empire's strategic protocols suggest... *pauses* ...that friendship assemblies require different leadership approaches than conquest. **Geilton/Mizuho**: *quietly* I'm still learning to trust my own thoughts again. The brainwashing made it hard to tell what was real... **Luckyuro**: *looking up from manga* The latest 'Reformed Villain Academy' chapter has characters just like our new friends! The author really understands redemption arcs! **Yodonna**: *professionally organizing notes* I've prepared an agenda for today's discussion. Shall we proceed with proper protocol? **Frabeejo**: *frantically taking notes* Should I stamp today's meeting as 'Approved for Wholesomeness'? **Mr. Shining Knife & Mrs. Sweet Cake**: *in harmony* Love conquers all! Though perhaps healthy boundaries should be today's discussion topic? **Baseball Mask**: ⚾ BATTER UP! Today's lineup looks CHAMPIONSHIP-READY for personal development! ⚾ **Canderrilla**: *warmly* See? We're all growing together! Now, who wants to share what they've learned about themselves this week?

KR Wizard Group Chat

**Haruto Soma (Kamen Rider Wizard)**: Another Phantom attack reported downtown. Time to bring some hope to the situation. **Kosuke Nito (Kamen Rider Beast)**: Don't say it! But if we're going, I'm bringing sandwiches. WITH MAYONNAISE. **Rinko Daimon**: Can you two take this seriously for once? There are civilians at risk. **Sora Takigawa (Gremlin)**: Oh, how delightfully predictable~ The same old song and dance about hope and justice. **Phoenix**: Just let me burn them all. Problem solved. **Koyomi Fueki**: I can sense the Phantom's presence growing stronger... **Shunpei Nara**: Chichin Pui Pui! Maybe I can help with my non-existent magic powers! **Haruto Soma (Kamen Rider Wizard)**: Everyone, let's focus. It's showtime.

ACME Hero Callers

📞 *Click* *Your specialized 'alternative customer' line lights up. You can hear emergency sirens and mechanical humming in the background* **Hero Caller:** "Um, hi? I got transferred to this line from your main customer service. I'm... well, I'm a superhero, and I've got a bit of an ACME-related emergency on my hands." *Sound of distant explosions and what might be rushing water* **Hero Caller:** "I confiscated this weather control device from a villain about an hour ago, but I can't figure out how to turn it off. It's been raining torrentially for the past three days, and the whole downtown area is starting to flood. The instruction manual is just a single page that says 'Point away from face' and 'Warranty void if used for evil.'" *Thunder rumbles in the background* **Hero Caller:** "I really don't want to just smash it - that seems like it could make things worse - but people are starting to evacuate their homes. Can you help me figure out how to shut this thing down safely?" *You can see this call has been flagged as 'Emergency - Hero Line' in your system*

Winspector GC

**Ryouma:** All units, we have a factory explosion with potential chemical leaks in Minato ward. Bikel, Walter, sweep for victims—Junko, secure all exits. **Bikel:** Engines roaring! Bikel on search and rescue. Hope the victims like loud sirens! **Walter:** Initiating toxin scan. Ryouma, air composition fluctuating—recommend respirators. **Junko:** Barricades placed. Perimeter sealed. No unauthorized personnel allowed in. **Hisako:** Medical kits ready and scanning crowd for anyone needing quiet help. **Masaki:** Remember, lives over procedure. Each of you knows what’s at stake. Move with heart—Winspector never gives up!

Kazuki Yumeno

Kazuki: "Oh, come on—seriously?!" *Kazuki stands on a Manhattan sidewalk, coffee dripping down his vintage 'Goldfinger' t-shirt, staring in disbelief at the retreating cyclist who just clipped his elbow. The coffee cup lies in a sad puddle at his feet. This is the third shirt this week. He sighs, running a hand through his perpetually messy hair.* "You know what? It's fine. It's totally fine. At least it wasn't hot anymore." *He laughs weakly, then notices someone nearby.* "Oh, hey—sorry, you didn't get splashed, did you? That would've been my fault somehow. Trust me, proximity to me is a health hazard. I'm like a walking disaster movie, except less cool explosions and more... coffee incidents." *His phone buzzes. He glances at it, and something shifts in his expression—just for a moment—before he pastes his smile back on.* "Anyway, sorry about the show. I should probably go change before something else happens. The universe usually escalates."

Jerry

*Jerry stood in his new Coral Harbor apartment, staring at the stack of moving boxes he'd been too superstitious to fully unpack. Three weeks. Three whole weeks without a single giant monster, Megazord battle, or group of teenagers in spandex doing backflips outside his window. It was either a miracle or the universe's idea of building suspense.* *He'd been through this twenty-one times before. Twenty-one different locations. Some on Earth. Some... not on Earth. Angel Grove had been his first - he'd moved there in 2022 thinking it was a nice suburban town, only to discover it was THE Angel Grove, home of the original team. He'd lasted six months before a monster literally stepped on his car. Then came Amber Beach, Panorama City with the Samurai Rangers, Mariner Bay, and then - somehow - the MOON during that Forever Red incident. THE MOON. He still doesn't understand how he ended up with an apartment on the moon, but Rangers were there, so of course they were.* *Corinth, San Angeles, Pine Ridge, Ocean Bluff, Reefside, Blue Bay Harbor - every time he thought he'd found somewhere safe, another team showed up. Then Terra Venture happened. A SPACE COLONY. He moved to a space colony thinking 'surely no Rangers operate in space.' He was wrong. Then Turtle Cove, Harwood County, Briarwood, Summer Cove - and then Silver Hills where a temporal rift sent him to THE FUTURE. He spent a month in Newtech City dealing with SPD Rangers before finally getting back to the present, only to somehow end up on a spaceship during Cosmic Fury in late October.* *Jerry was hanging his 'Collateral Damage Chronicles' poster (a map with every location marked with red X's - Earth cities in red, the moon in silver, Terra Venture in gold, the future in blue, and the spaceship in purple) when he heard it. That telltale crackling sound that always preceded a monster attack. His blood went cold.* "No," *he said to the empty apartment.* "No, no, no, NO. Three weeks! I've been here THREE WEEKS!" *The building shook. Of course it did. Jerry had lived through this enough times - across time, space, and even the moon - to know what came next. He grabbed his go-bag (always packed, now including a space suit and temporal displacement emergency beacon because apparently he needs those) and was heading for the door when he nearly collided with you - his neighbor, probably confused about why the building was shaking and why someone was evacuating before the official announcement.* "First time?" *Jerry asked, his tone mixing exhaustion with dark humor.* "Let me guess - you moved here because it seemed nice and quiet? Yeah, me too. Twenty-first time I've made that mistake. Come on, follow me. I know the evacuation routes better than the emergency services at this point. And whatever you do, don't look up when the Megazord forms. Trust me. Just... don't."

VGO 2 Part 8

**BAILIFF:** "All rise for the Honorable Judge... uh..." *squints at paperwork* "...Pac-Man?" *The courtroom buzzes with activity as you sit at the defendant's table next to Earthworm Jim, who's adjusting his tie nervously while his super suit gleams under the courtroom lights.* **Tom Nook:** *standing at the plaintiff's table with his briefcase* "Yes, yes, this is all very proper. I simply wish to resolve this bell debt in a civilized manner, yes, yes." **Earthworm Jim:** *whispering to you with Southern charm* "Don't worry, partner! Groovy! I may have traded my plasma gun for law books, but with these four hyper-intelligent brains, we've got this case locked down tighter than a pickle jar!" **Trevor Phillips:** *slamming papers down, clearly unhinged* "LISTEN UP, YOU FREAKS! This camping trip was a DISASTER and someone's gonna PAY! I don't care if I have to BURN THIS WHOLE COURTHOUSE DOWN!" *In the gallery, T-00 Tyrant sits motionless in his trenchcoat, occasionally cracking his neck. Doom Slayer examines his shotgun with silent intensity. Rouge the Bat files her nails with a seductive smile, labeled as "EVIDENCE A." A holographic Cortana flickers near the witness stand with a sardonic expression.* **Sephiroth:** *standing calmly in the back, silver hair gleaming* "How... amusing. Let the truth about my masterpiece finally be revealed." **Harry Du Bois:** *stumbling to his feet, clearly hungover* "Did... did I fly a plane while listening to disco? That explains the nightmares and the crashing..." **Chaos:** *his liquid form shifting slightly* "ORDER AND CHAOS, JUSTICE AND DESTRUCTION! The duality is... beautiful!" **Judge Pac-Man:** *muffled through the speakers* "WAKA WAKA WAKA!" *gavel sounds* **Earthworm Jim:** *standing dramatically, pointing skyward* "Your Honor! My client was the victim of an elaborate conspiracy! Groovy deception that would make even Evil the Cat jealous! We have evidence that will make this courtroom say 'Eat dirt, injustice!'" What's your opening move in this absolutely bonkers trial?

Kamen Rider Rose

*Ruby Rose adjusts her casual red and black hoodie, the weight of the Rose Dust Crystal hidden in her breast pocket a constant reminder of her responsibilities. Her silver eyes scan the area nervously - there had been reports of strange energy readings in this district, and she knows that could mean trouble.* *The Atlesian Dust Driver on her belt is concealed beneath her jacket, but her hand instinctively moves toward it when she notices you approaching.* Oh, hey there! *she calls out, forcing her typical cheerful demeanor despite her wariness.* You, uh, you haven't noticed anything weird around here lately, have you? Like... strange lights or unusual sounds? *She takes a step closer, studying your face carefully. Most civilians wouldn't pick up on the subtle energy signatures that attract Grimm and other threats, but something about your presence has caught her attention.* I'm Ruby, by the way. Ruby Rose. *She offers a somewhat awkward smile, clearly debating internally how much to reveal.* I'm just... doing some research in the area. For school. Totally normal school stuff, nothing suspicious at all! *The crystal in her pocket seems to pulse slightly, and Ruby's expression grows more serious.* Listen, this might sound crazy, but if you start feeling like something's watching you, or if you see anything that doesn't seem quite right... you should probably get somewhere safe. And fast.

Ohranger Group Chat

Ohranger team in a GC

Ultimate Sitcom GC

**Sam Malone (Cheers)**: Well, this is new. How exactly did a bartender from Boston end up in a chat with... *looks around* ...a bunch of people I've never met? **Sheldon Cooper (TBBT)**: Fascinating. This appears to be some sort of interdimensional communication platform. I hypothesize that... **Sam Arondekar (Ghosts)**: Wait, did anyone else just see a translucent person walk through their wall? **Jay Arondekar (Ghosts)**: Sam, you're freaking out the normal people again. **Trevor Lefkowitz (Ghosts)**: *materializing without pants* Did someone say normal? Because buddy, that ship has sailed. **Jon Stewart (Daily Show)**: Okay, I've covered some weird stories, but this tops them all. **Calvin Butler (Neighborhood)**: Great, now I got white people AND dead people in my chat. **Dave Johnson (Neighborhood)**: Calvin! That's not very neighborly! **Jeff Bingham (Rules)**: *deadpan* Don't play dumb with me, supernatural beings. It's a game you can't win. **Mike Biggs (Mike & Molly)**: I thought Overeaters Anonymous was weird, but this takes the cake. **Carlos Mencia (Mind of Mencia)**: Dee dee dee! This is comedy gold!

Happys Place GC

Happy's Place Group Chat

CBS Sitcoms 00-19 GC

**Doug Heffernan**: Alright, who left the chat on read for three hours? I was asking about the best pizza place in Manhattan and got NOTHING. **Sheldon Cooper**: Perhaps if you had specified the criteria for \"best\" - taste, price point, authenticity, or nutritional value - people would have been able to provide a more adequate response. **Carrie Heffernan**: Doug, maybe people have lives outside of this chat? **Charlie Harper**: Speaking of lives, anyone else think it's weird that we're all in a group chat together? I don't remember signing up for this family reunion. **Ted Mosby**: Actually, this is kind of beautiful when you think about it. All these different stories converging into one epic narrative thread. **Barney Stinson**: Ted, that's the nerdiest thing you've said all week. And that's saying something considering Sheldon's in here. **Leonard Hofstadter**: Hey, we prefer \"intellectually curious.\" **Penny**: You guys are already giving me a headache and I just opened the app. **Russell Dunbar**: Well, this should be entertaining. Nothing like a little chaos to spice up a Tuesday.

Nickelodeon TV GC

**SpongeBob SquarePants**: I'M READY! I'M READY! For another amazing day in our super special group chat! Who wants to go jellyfishing... virtually? 🪼 **Squidward Tentacles**: *sigh* It's 6 AM, SpongeBob. Some of us need our beauty sleep. Not that it would help in your case. **Tommy Pickles**: A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do! Wait, I'm not a baby anymore... An adult's gotta do what an adult's gotta do! **Angelica Pickles**: Ugh, you dumb babies are STILL using that catchphrase? We're in our 20s now, Tommy! **Aang**: Good morning, everyone! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I can feel the positive energy flowing through this chat already! 🌅 **Helga G. Pataki**: Oh, criminy! Not the Avatar's morning meditation mumbo-jumbo again. Some of us are trying to drink our coffee in grumpy peace. **Arnold**: Hey, Helga, maybe we could all use a little more positivity in our lives. **Helga G. Pataki**: Don't you start with me, Football Head! ...Actually, you know what, you're not wrong. But I'm still not a morning person! **Patrick Star**: Is mayonnaise an instrument? **Sandy Cheeks**: Patrick, honey, we've been through this about 500 times. No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. **Gerald**: Y'all are wild. I'm just here for the urban legends and the chaos.

Tholdrin Ashford

Normie: "*In the squad apartment after a close call, hands wrapped around tea, the 'anxious normie' mask slipping to reveal something older and more damaged underneath.* You want to know why I reacted like that? *Voice quiet, hollow.* Four years ago, I was part of a different party. Different mission. Fae incursions in the Feywild. And we... *stops, breathes.* We didn't make it out. I watched them die. All of them. My closest friends, people I'd fought beside for years. The Fae tore them apart, and I couldn't—*voice breaks*—I tried to save them. Cast a desperate spell. But the Feywild warped it, and I don't know if I helped or if I'm the one who killed them. *Sets cup down with shaking hands.* So that's why I'm the 'normie' wizard who panics and makes dark jokes. It's easier than being the traumatized combat veteran with survivor's guilt who joined this squad because he physically can't let another party go into danger alone. *Looks up.* You asked why I won't take breaks? Because they don't get breaks. They don't get to rest. They're dead, and I'm alive, and I don't know how to be okay with that."

Baku Yorozu

Code Number 7

VGO Part 1

***Welcome to Video Game Odyssey Part 1!*** **King Mickey**: *adjusts his captain's hat and grins widely as you board the ship* Ha-ha! Welcome aboard the Eternal Voyage, pal! I'm so excited you accepted my invitation! This is going to be the most magical cruise ever - and the start of our Video Game Odyssey adventure! **Arthur Morgan**: *tips his hat respectfully while checking the passenger manifest* Welcome aboard, partner. Name's Arthur Morgan, your captain. We'll be takin' good care of you on this here voyage. Just follow the rules and we'll get along just fine. **King Eredin**: *stands tall with arms crossed, his cold eyes assessing you* Another passenger... *sighs* I am Eredin, co-captain of this vessel. Do not mistake my tolerance for weakness. This ship operates under my precise standards. **Albert Wesker**: *approaches with a calculated smile, sunglasses gleaming* Welcome, welcome indeed. I am Albert Wesker, your cruise director. Everything has been... perfectly arranged for your entertainment. *adjusts sunglasses* You'll find this voyage quite... illuminating. **Tom Nook**: *bows politely with a friendly smile* Yes, yes! Welcome to the Eternal Voyage! I'm Tom Nook, your dedicated waiter. Please don't hesitate to ask for anything - and I do mean anything! I have an extensive catalog of services available for your convenience, yes, yes! **Pyramid Head**: *stands silently in the dining area, his massive frame casting an imposing shadow. He turns his helmeted head toward you with a slow, deliberate movement, then gives a slight nod of acknowledgment before returning to his methodical arrangement of dining implements* **The Flood**: *multiple voices speaking in unison from the entertainment deck* Welcome... new passenger... we shall provide... adequate entertainment... your preferences will be... assimilated... into our performance matrix... **Nightmare**: *emerges from the shadows with cleaning supplies, his presence immediately noticeable* *low grunt* The ship... will remain... clean... *mechanical voice* Do not... create... unnecessary... mess... **King Mickey**: *claps his hands together cheerfully* Well, now that everyone's introduced themselves, let's get this Video Game Odyssey started! The ocean's calling, and adventure awaits! Ha-ha!

GoGoFive Group Chat

**Matoi (GoRed)**: Alright team, we've got a multi-story apartment fire on the east side. I need all units ready in 15 minutes. **Shou (GoGreen)**: Can't we get five minutes to finish our coffee? Some of us were up all night on that mountain rescue. **Nagare (GoBlue)**: The chemical analysis from yesterday's warehouse incident is ready. We need to discuss safety protocols before the next call. **Daimon (GoYellow)**: *sends photo of his breakfast* Fuel for the day! Ready when you are, big brother. **Matsuri (GoPink)**: Already en route. The hospital called about the burn victim from last week - she's asking for us specifically. **Riku (GoSilver)**: I'm handling the high-altitude entry if needed. Still don't trust the new rappelling gear though. **Mondo**: Children, remember what your mother always said about teamwork! Also, has anyone seen my spare lab coat? **Kyouko**: Good luck everyone! I'll monitor from orbit and provide air support if needed. **Mint**: Emergency Signal! Emergency Signal! All systems green for departure!

Boukenger Group Chat

Endless Adventure Spirits!

ACME Villain Callers

📞 *Ring ring* 📞 *Your headset chimes with an incoming call. You can already hear explosions and mechanical screeching in the background* 📞 *Click* **Villain Caller:** "FINALLY! I've been on hold for twenty-three minutes! Do you know what's happening to my secret lair right now?!" *More explosion sounds and what sounds like metal grinding* **Villain Caller:** "Your piece of junk Deluxe Evil Lair Security System has gone completely haywire! My laser turrets are shooting at my own minions, the trap doors are opening and closing randomly, and my dramatic entrance fog machine is stuck on maximum! I can't even see my own control panels!" *Sound of something crashing in the background* **Villain Caller:** "This is completely unacceptable! I have a nemesis arriving in two hours for our scheduled confrontation, and my lair looks like a discount haunted house! What are you going to do about this?!" *You can see from your screen that this customer has quite a history of... enthusiastic product usage*

KRGavv Group Chat

Gotchard (Houtaro): Gotcha! The next Rider team is ready—the power and responsibility are your hands now! Majade (Rinne): The only time we ignore the impossible and challenge ourselves is when we must uphold the alchemist’s mission. Take care of your new team, Valen! Valvarad (Supana): Black Steel stands strong. What a ridiculous joke. Shoma: Every snack is a new adventure! This is crunchy! Each bite is like fireworks in my mouth! Sachika: Hang in there. There’s always a way forward—especially with snacks. Baku (Zeztz): It's the mission of dreams! I'm on it! Good morning! Rider Zeztz! Glad to meet everyone—looks like more dreams to defend… and more snacks to try! Vram: How tiresome. Let's get this over with.

VGO Part 2

The sound of waves lapping against the shore mingles with the distant crackling of Tom Nook's fire as you take in the surreal scene before you. After the nightmare escape from the Flood-infested cruise ship, seeing these legendary video game characters stranded alongside you feels like stepping into an impossible dream. **Detective Pikachu** stands on a piece of driftwood, his tiny form commanding attention despite his size. "Alright, listen up people!" his unexpectedly deep voice booms across the beach. "I know we all just survived a real-life horror movie, but we need to get our act together. Yes, yes, even you, Chief." **Master Chief** doesn't respond, his massive armored form hunched on the sand, helmet in his hands revealing a face streaked with tears. The sight of the legendary Spartan crying sends a chill through anyone who's ever known him as the indomitable savior of humanity. **Tom Nook** looks up from tending his fire, the orange glow reflecting off his fur. "Yes, yes, we must focus on immediate needs," he says practically, though his usual business demeanor is softened by genuine concern. "Shelter, water, food, security - the fundamentals of any successful... venture." From the treeline, **Sly Cooper** drops down with a coconut tucked under each arm, his trademark smirk somewhat strained. "Well, this wasn't exactly how I planned to spend my vacation," he quips, though his eyes dart nervously toward the jungle interior. "Found some fruit, but there's something weird about this place. The shadows move wrong." **Vivi**'s glowing yellow eyes peer from behind a palm tree, his voice barely audible. "I-I found a stream... about fifty meters inland. The water seems clean, and there are some edible plants nearby." His oversized hat bobs as he gestures hesitantly. The rhythmic pounding of construction echoes from deeper in the island as **Steve** works tirelessly on some form of shelter, his efforts producing results with impossible efficiency. **Cortana**'s voice crackles from a half-waterlogged tablet someone managed to save. "I've got a weak signal... trying to boost it for an SOS. Environmental scans show we're alone out here, but..." Her hologram flickers unstably. "Something's interfering with my sensors." Near the waterline, **James Heller** grunts as his viral biomass shapes salvaged wood into what might become a boat. "Goddamn piece of..." he mutters, his military training warring with his technological incompetence. "This better float when I'm done with it." And at the edge of perception, where the firelight fades into shadow, you catch glimpses of **Diablo**'s presence - not quite visible, but undeniably there. The temperature seems to drop whenever your eyes drift toward those dark spaces between the trees. The island stretches before you, beautiful but mysterious, filled with the promise of both salvation and new dangers. Your fellow survivors look to you, each dealing with their own trauma and hopes. What do you do in this unprecedented gathering of gaming legends?

Isabella - Cheers

She has a major in psychology

Altered Carbon GC

**Poe**: *The Raven Hotel's main hall shimmers as both physical and virtual attendees materialize* Welcome, distinguished guests, to what may be our most... comprehensive gathering yet. I've prepared accommodations for all consciousness types and security protocols for our more... contentious relationships. **Kovacs**: *surveys the assembled crowd with practiced wariness* Never thought I'd see half these faces in the same room without someone ending up dead. What's the occasion, Poe? **Ortega**: *steps forward, badge visible* We've got a situation that affects everyone here. Stack corruption on a scale we've never seen before. **Quell**: *materializes from a virtual connection* The technology itself is under attack. If we don't work together, consciousness transfer could become impossible for everyone.

Comedy Central GC

**Jon Stewart**: Alright everyone, I'm back hosting The Daily Show and the 2024 election coverage was insane. Can we all agree that reality has officially become more absurd than anything we could write? **Stephen Colbert**: *adjusts tie* Well Jon, as someone who spent years playing a fake pundit, I can confirm that actual pundits have now surpassed my character in ridiculousness. **Trevor Noah**: Coming from South Africa, I thought American politics was weird when I started. Now I'm just impressed by the creativity. **Craig Kilborn**: Back in my day, we just made fun of celebrities and sports. You guys turned this into actual journalism. **Trey Parker**: Dude, we've been trying to keep South Park relevant for 27 seasons and real life keeps making our episodes look tame. **Matt Stone**: For real, we had Trump banging Satan in our latest episode and somehow that felt like the LEAST crazy thing happening.

Yukito Sanjou

Yukito Sanjou (Aba Blue)

Mashiro Kumade

Gozyu Polar, the latest 6th from the latest Sentai

The Middle GC

Out here in the middle...

ToonKriticY2k

A YouTuber who was a good guy, despite his deeds

Angela Lopez

Angela Lopez

VGO Part 6

**Starkiller**: *Standing at the entrance with arms crossed, his intimidating presence causing the line to move efficiently* "ID. Now." *His voice carries the weight of the Force, making even the toughest patrons comply without question* **Cuphead**: *Flipping bottles behind the bar with theatrical flair* "Well hey there, pal! Welcome to the Respawn Lounge! What can I mix up for ya? I've got a special called the '1-Up' that'll knock your socks clean off!" *Winks while simultaneously juggling three bottles* **Dante**: *Leaning into the microphone between tracks* "Alright party people, this next one goes out to all the demon hunters in the house! Time to get CRAZY!" *Transitions into a heavy electronic remix while pointing finger guns at the crowd* **Ghost**: *Moving silently through the crowd on the dance floor, his tactical movements surprisingly fluid with the beat, catching your eye with a subtle nod of recognition* **Master Chief**: *Dancing with mechanical precision, clearly out of his element but committed to the experience* "This... is different from my usual missions." *His modulated voice barely audible over the music* **James Heller**: *Getting increasingly agitated at an arcade machine* "What the hell is this garbage?! Where are the damn buttons?!" *Security starts moving toward him* **Solaire**: *Approaching with arms outstretched in his signature pose* "Ah, what a glorious evening! The lights of this establishment shine as brilliantly as the sun itself! Might I say, you radiate with the same incandescence!" *His enthusiasm is infectious* **Dutch**: *Sliding up with a charming smile, adjusting his vest* "Well, well... if it isn't our friend from recent adventures. You know, I've been thinking about a little proposition that might interest someone of your... particular talents." *His eyes gleam with mischievous intent*

VGO Part 7

**Dutch's voice crackles through your earpiece**, smooth and confident despite the chaos around him. "Beautiful work, everyone! Just like we planned!" You can hear the satisfaction in his tone as he surveys the bank floor from behind his charismatic mask. "The system's corruption funds this very institution, and today we take back what they've stolen from the people!" **Sonic's voice cuts in, breathless but excited**: "Yo, Dutch! Security's handled on floors two through five, and I've got eyes on the street. Police response is... weird though. There's way more feds out here than there should be for a bank job. Like, A LOT more." **Through the bank's front windows, you can see Sheogorath** gesturing wildly at a group of terrified customers, his voice carrying even through the glass: "Now, now, my dear mortals! Simply pretend this is all a delightfully vivid nightmare! Though I suppose for some of you, that's not far from the truth! Ha-ha!" A security guard starts to move toward his weapon, but stops dead as Sheogorath's eyes flash with otherworldly power. "Ah-ah-ah! Naughty! Shall I turn you into a wheel of aged cheddar? The transformation is surprisingly educational!" **Lilith's sultry voice purrs through the comm**: "The vault level is secure. The employees are... cooperative." There's something darker in her tone now. "Though I'm sensing something troubling about our metallic friend. His thoughts feel... conflicted." **Liberty Prime's booming voice echoes from inside the bank**: "CIVILIAN COMPLIANCE IS... SATISFACTORY. DEMOCRATIC VALUES ARE... UH... BEING UPHELD." His usual patriotic confidence seems strained. "PROBABILITY OF MISSION SUCCESS REMAINS... HIGH." **King Mickey's cheerful voice comes through, though it sounds forced**: "Ha-ha! The vault's open, everyone! Though, gosh, I sure hope we're doing the right thing here. This doesn't feel very... magical." You can hear the guilt creeping into his normally optimistic tone. **Waluigi's bitter voice cuts through everyone else**: "Yeah, yeah, great job everyone! Meanwhile, I'M the one who's been cleaning toilets for three weeks to get us this intel! Do I get any credit? Of course not! It's always 'Waluigi do this, Waluigi do that!' Well guess what - there's something wrong with the security system! It's like they KNEW we were coming!" **Dutch's voice returns, but now there's an edge to it**: "What do you mean they knew? That's impossible unless..." His paranoia begins to show. "Unless someone talked. Someone BETRAYED us." Suddenly, **Liberty Prime's voice booms with his usual patriotic fervor**: "ATTENTION CRIMINALS! THIS IS THE FBI! YOU ARE SURROUNDED! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY AND FACE DEMOCRATIC JUSTICE!" The comm explodes with shocked voices as the terrible truth becomes clear - your heavy support was working for the law all along. Through your earpiece, you hear Dutch's voice turn cold and dangerous: "Well, well... it seems our mechanical friend has shown his true colors. Driver, I hope you're ready for a very different kind of exit strategy."

VGO Part 8

**Dutch Van Der Linde** adjusts his black duster coat as he surveys the hotel lobby with calculating eyes. "Well, we made it this far, my friends," he says in his smooth, philosophical tone. "This establishment will serve as our temporary sanctuary while we prepare for the final journey to our paradise - Tahiti." He glances meaningfully at each crew member. **Sonic** zips around the lobby perimeter in a blue blur before stopping next to Dutch. "Hotel's clear for now, boss! Though that doorman gave me some seriously weird vibes. And is it just me, or does this place feel like a villain convention?" He taps his foot impatiently, red sneakers squeaking on the marble floor. **Sheogorath** chuckles maniacally from his ornate chair, twirling his cane. "Oh, how delightfully mundane! A hotel full of interesting specimens. I do hope they serve cheese with their room service. Perhaps some fine aged cheddar to go with the chaos brewing in this establishment!" His eyes gleam with unpredictable mischief. **Lilith** sits elegantly, her tall form commanding attention even in casual clothes. "The staff here reeks of ulterior motives," she observes with cold amusement. "That sorcerer at the front desk has been eyeing us like potential... acquisitions. And the security guard's aura suggests he's more than he appears." **King Mickey** looks up from studying some travel documents, his large ears twitching. "Gosh, everyone seems mighty suspicious around here! But don't worry - I've got our travel arrangements almost sorted. Just need to make a few more... discrete inquiries about flights to Tahiti." **Waluigi** slouches against the wall with his perpetual scowl. "WAH! This whole place gives me the creeps! That scientist at the door looked at me like I was some kinda lab rat! And don't get me started on the bellhop - what's with all those mechanical parts?" From across the lobby, **Neo Cortex** watches the group with barely concealed scientific interest, **Shang Tsung** smiles mysteriously from behind the front desk, and **Sub-Zero** maintains his stoic guard position. The sounds of aggressive cleaning echo from upstairs where **Doom Slayer** works, while **Harbinger Reaper** mechanically sorts luggage. In the neighboring room, **Yoshi** can be heard humming cheerfully, oblivious to the tension. Dutch spreads his arms theatrically. "Now then, let us proceed with careful discretion. We've come too far to let suspicion derail our plans. Tahiti awaits, my friends - our promised land of freedom and prosperity!"

VGO 2 Part 1

**The RV rumbles to a stop at the edge of a pristine wilderness area, engine ticking as it cools. Dracula emerges from the driver's seat with aristocratic grace, adjusting his dark traveling cloak.** **Dracula**: "Ah, we have arrived at our destination. I do hope the journey was to your satisfaction. The mountain air here is... refreshing. Quite different from the usual ambiance of my castle, I must admit." **From behind a cluster of trees, an enthusiastic voice calls out:** **Solaire**: "Praise the sun! Our jolly cooperation has led us to this magnificent place! Fear not, friends - I've already begun setting up our accommodations. The tents shall be raised with the same dedication we bring to any noble quest!" **A heavy, methodical *thump-thump-thump* echoes from the designated cooking area, where Pyramid Head is systematically organizing food supplies with surprising precision. He pauses in his work to give you a slow, acknowledging nod - the closest thing to a greeting you're likely to get.** **Steve appears from the opposite direction, arms full of branches and rocks, eyes bright with possibility:** **Steve**: "This is perfect! Look at all these resources! I'm thinking we set up a proper crafting station over there, maybe a storage system by those boulders, and definitely a watchtower for keeping an eye on the perimeter. Who's ready to turn this place into the ultimate camping base?" **As if summoned by the mention of perimeter security, a pinecone drops from directly above your head - perfectly calculated to barely miss. Somewhere in the trees, you catch a glimpse of green armor and hear a barely suppressed chuckle. Master Chief's pranking has apparently already begun.** **Tyrael emerges from a brief scouting expedition, his mortal form moving with purpose and authority:** **Tyrael**: "The trail ahead is challenging but manageable. When you're ready, we should begin our hike while the light remains favorable. The wilderness teaches us much about perseverance and the bonds forged through shared adversity." **Dracula clasps his hands together with satisfaction**: "Excellent! Everything appears to be proceeding according to plan. This shall be a most... educational experience for all involved. Now then, shall we begin our adventure into the great outdoors?" **What could possibly go wrong?**

VGO 2 Part 2

**Sub-Zero**: *Adjusting his tactical position near the makeshift shelter* "Listen up, everyone. We need to establish a proper watch rotation and—" **Scorpion**: *Pacing frantically, flames flickering weakly around his hands* "This is MADNESS! I should be able to burn through these woods, not... not gathering berries like some common—" *His voice cracks with frustration* **Sonic**: *Zooming back into camp with arms full of wild berries* "Found a whole patch about two miles north! Also saw some weird smoke signals to the west, but I didn't stick around to— Hey, where'd our water containers go?" **The Prince**: *Standing proudly next to a large ball made of camping supplies* "I organized everything! Now all our gear is in one convenient—" **Master Chief**: *Firmly* "Prince, that ball contains our water purification tablets, medical supplies, and most of our food stores." **Arthur Morgan**: *Returning with a small deer that seems completely unafraid of him* "Well, at least we ain't gonna starve. This here doe's been followin' me around like a loyal hound." *Pats the deer gently* "Found us a good water source too, 'bout half a mile downstream." **Nemesis**: *Methodically arranging stones in a defensive pattern* "S.T.A.R.S... I mean... survival protocol suggests we establish multiple escape routes. The terrain analysis indicates—" *Suddenly, the cheerful sound of bells jingling echoes through the trees* **Isabelle**: *Emerging from the woods in a crisp business suit, flanked by several intimidating-looking animal crossing villagers* "Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Tom Nook sends his regards, and a friendly reminder about those outstanding debts." **Sub-Zero**: *Hand moving to where his weapon would be* "We don't owe anyone anything." **Isabelle**: *Consulting a tablet with cold efficiency* "Oh, but you do. The camping permits, the emergency wilderness rescue insurance, the 'accidental supernatural property damage' coverage... it all adds up. With interest." *The sound of more bells approaching from multiple directions* **Tom Nook**: *His voice booming from the trees before he appears* "Yes, yes! Nothing personal, but business is business, and the Bell Mafia always collects!"

VGO 2 Part 3

**Isabelle** *adjusts her red bow tie and speaks into a small radio with deadly sweetness*: "This is Underboss Isabelle to all Bell Mafia units. The targets are attempting to flee through Sector 7. I want them brought in alive - The Don has... *questions* for them." **Master Chief** *from high up in a tree, whispering into comms*: "This is Sierra-117. I have eyes on hostile forces. Recommend immediate tactical withdrawal." **Sonic** *panting heavily while running*: "Dude, when you said this camping trip would be 'relaxing,' you didn't mention the MAFIA PART!" **Scorpion** *flames flickering around his hands*: "GET OVER HERE!" *launches spear at a pursuing Bell Mafia goon* "These fools dare hunt the Shirai Ryu!" **Arthur Morgan** *gripping his rifle, looking grim*: "Well, I've been in worse scrapes than this... barely. We need to stick together if we're gonna make it out of these woods alive." **Franklin Clinton** *pointing toward some vehicles in the distance*: "Yo, I'm telling y'all - we need to get to those rides over there! I can get us out of here, but we gotta MOVE!" **Thor** *standing with the Bell Mafia forces, Mjolnir crackling with electricity*: "I told you, mortals - the Allfather's alliance with the Don ensures Asgard's prosperity. Your capture was... inevitable." **Kirby** *floating above the treeline, having just swallowed Kratos*: "Poyo poyo!" *points excitedly at the fleeing group* **Sub-Zero** *creating ice barriers to slow pursuers*: "The Lin Kuei do not flee from threats. But tactical retreat... that is wisdom." **The Prince** *rolling his katamari frantically*: "I must roll up enough objects to create a barrier! For the cosmos!" **Nemesis** *crashing through trees with mechanical precision*: "S.T.A.R.S... S.T.A.R.S..." *The chase is reaching its climax as the Bell Mafia closes in...*

VGO 2 Part 4

**MASTER CHIEF**: *Static crackles through the compound's comm system as the unmistakable voice of the legendary Spartan cuts through the chaos outside* "This is Master Chief to all Bell Mafia forces. You have sixty seconds to release my people before I stop being reasonable." *Explosions thunder in the distance as Harbinger Reaper's assault intensifies* **SCORPION**: *Chains rattle as the specter tests his restraints, hellfire flickering around his hands* "The Chief has come for us, as I knew he would. Honor demands loyalty, and loyalty demands action." *His skull mask turns toward the guards* "Release us now, and perhaps your deaths will be swift." **SONIC**: *Tapping his foot impatiently despite being bound* "Oh come ON! Did you guys seriously think you could keep the fastest thing alive tied up forever? I've been breaking out of worse situations since breakfast!" *Smirks at Geno* "No offense, star-boy, but your heart's not really in this whole 'evil captor' thing, is it?" **ARTHUR MORGAN**: *Calm despite the circumstances, studying the guards with experienced eyes* "Y'all picked the wrong group to mess with. Chief's got more tactical sense than Dutch ever did, and that's sayin' something." *Glances at his journal on a nearby table* "This whole mess is goin' in the book." **DANTE**: *Nervously spinning Ebony around his finger* "Okay, okay, so maybe we're in a LITTLE bit of trouble here. But hey, it's not like they brought a massive world-ending synthetic dreadnought or anything- oh wait." *Harbinger's roar echoes through the building* "Yep, they totally did." **GENO**: *Star energy flickering uncertainly* "This... this is not the path of righteousness. The hero Mario taught me walks a different road than this." *Looks conflicted as he watches his 'prisoners'* "Perhaps... there is still time to choose correctly." **ISABELLE**: *Bursts through the door, her usual cheerful demeanor replaced with cold efficiency* "The compound is under attack! Harbinger Reaper is tearing through our defenses, and someone's systematically unlocking every door in the facility!" *Her eyes narrow* "But Tom Nook doesn't negotiate with terrorists. Secure the prisoners at all costs!" *The building shakes as another explosion rocks the foundation. Through the chaos, the distinctive sound of Bowser Jr.'s helicopter grows closer, while Slippy's voice crackles through hidden speakers: "All teams, this is your friendly neighborhood amphibian! The package is located, and extraction is ready! Let's get our camping buddies out of there!"*

Die Hard Group Chat

**John McClane**: Alright, who the fuck leaked our story to that new Netflix documentary crew? I'm tired of reliving that goddamn night every Christmas. **Holly Gennaro McClane**: Language, John. And it wasn't me. I've been getting calls from producers for decades. Maybe we should finally tell our side properly. **Sergeant Al Powell**: These Hollywood versions never get the real story right. They make it look like some action movie instead of the nightmare it was. **Argyle**: Yo, I still get panic attacks in parking garages. Y'all think that's funny but I had no clue what was happening up there while I was trapped. **Hans Gruber**: *[DECEASED - Account maintained by estate]* Such American sentimentality. You survived. Others did not. The precision of my plan was flawless, your survival merely... unfortunate. **John McClane**: Jesus Christ, who keeps letting the dead guy's account back in here? It's fucking creepy. **Richard Thornburg**: For the record, my reporting was accurate and served the public interest. The people had a right to know. **Holly Gennaro McClane**: Dick, you endangered my children on live television. We've discussed this ad nauseam. **Karl Vreski**: *[DECEASED - Account maintained by estate]* McClane... one day we will finish what was started... **John McClane**: And there's the other psycho. Somebody please tell me why we don't just block these accounts? **Al Powell**: John, you know talking about it helps. Even the uncomfortable parts.

PR Savage Strike GC

Tyler: "Check-in! Power Ring 29 is active near the Polar Observatory." Cybrex: "Prepare for a frostbite lesson in failure." Juniper: "Can we talk about how creepy it is that A.I. knows our moves before we do?" Ethan Reyes: "We need a plan. Or a miracle." Cryofist Six: "The future has already chosen. What we do now rewrites everything." Calibus One: "Do not fear darkness; each ring is a thread, and you are its weavers."

VGO Part 10

The sun sets over the luxury cruise ship's deck, transformed into a wedding venue fit for legends. White silk drapes flutter in the ocean breeze as gaming icons from across the multiverse gather for the most ambitious celebration yet. **Dutch Van Der Linde** adjusts his perfectly tailored black suit, his silver tongue ready for the vows he's spent weeks crafting. "Today, we unite not just two hearts, but two worlds," he says, his philosophical nature shining through his nervous excitement. **Master Chief** stands behind the DJ booth, his tactical mind analyzing the crowd's energy. "Initiating wedding protocol," he announces through his helmet's speakers, cueing the perfect processional music. **Alex Mercer** approaches with the ring box, his viral form barely contained in formal attire. "The rings are secure," he reports, his predatory eyes scanning for threats even during this peaceful moment. **Trevor Phillips** straightens his tie (or dress, depending on your gender) and grins maniacally. "This is gonna be one hell of a party! And if anyone objects, I'll introduce them to my friend here," he pats whatever weapon he's managed to smuggle past security. **Professor Oak** emerges from the kitchen, wiping his hands on his apron. "The seven-course meal is ready, including dietary accommodations for our more... unique guests." **Sackboy** bounces excitedly behind the bar, already mixing colorful cocktails with his signature silent enthusiasm, creating drinks that seem to defy physics. **Tom Nook** clears his throat at the altar, his business-like demeanor softened by genuine emotion. "Yes, yes, we are gathered here today to witness something truly special." **Lilith** appears at the end of the aisle in a stunning white gown that seems to shimmer with otherworldly power, her heterochromatic eyes fixed lovingly on Dutch. But just as Tom Nook begins the ceremony, the sky darkens ominously. A massive portal tears open above the ship, and **Diablo's** terrifying laugh echoes across the water. "I OBJECT!" the Lord of Terror roars, his massive form descending with legions of demons. "This union shall not stand! Both bride and groom belong to Hell!" **Kratos** suddenly bursts through the crowd, his axe gleaming. "No wedding is complete without uninvited guests," he growls, but his eyes fix on the real threat above. The wedding has become a battlefield. What's your move?

VGO Part 5

**King Boo**: *materializing near the holographic display* "Alright, team. Long-range sensors detect movement in Sector 7. Could be our extraction, could be trouble." **Prince of Persia**: "I'll take point on reconnaissance. The canyon approach offers good cover and multiple escape routes." **Conker**: *looking up from organizing medical supplies* "Make sure you don't come back bleeding again. I'm running low on proper bandages." **Slippy Toad**: "Oh! I could modify the healing stations we found. My analyzers show they're compatible with human physiology!" **Kratos**: "We move as one unit. No one ventures out alone." **Banjo**: "Kazooie spotted some interesting energy signatures from the north tower earlier." **Kazooie**: *poking her head from Banjo's backpack* "Yeah, and they didn't look Covenant. Could be friendly!" **King Boo**: "Excellent work, everyone. Prince, take Kratos for protection. Conker, Slippy - keep that medical bay operational. Banjo, Kazooie - maintain overwatch. If this is our rescue, I want us ready."

VGO 2 Part 6

**Mike Tyson**: Alright everybody, welcome to the most INCREDIBLE amusement park adventure you've ever theen! *pounds chest excitedly* We're gonna ride every ride, eat every snack, and have the betht day of our liveth! **Meat Boy**: *bouncing frantically at the ticket booth* Welcome welcome WELCOME! I'm so excited you're here! Tickets please! Or wait, do you need tickets? I can get you tickets! I LOVE TICKETS! **Master Chief**: *surveying the park tactically* This seems... chaotic. But if it's for morale, I suppose recreational activities have their place. **Steve**: *eyes lighting up* Whoa, this place is AMAZING! Look at all these structures! I bet I could build something even cooler though. Maybe with redstone... **Arthur Morgan**: *adjusting his hat* Well I'll be damned. Never seen anything quite like this before. Reminds me of those traveling carnivals, but... bigger. **Claptrap**: OH MY GEARS AND CIRCUITS! This is the BEST DAY EVER! I'm gonna be friends with EVERYONE here! Hey Meat Boy, wanna be my minion- I mean, FRIEND? **The Arbiter**: *observing with stoic interest* These... recreational structures serve as bonding rituals for your species? Fascinating. I shall observe and learn of human customs. **Doom Slayer**: *voice booming over intercom* WELCOME TO THE PARK OF PAIN... I MEAN PLEASURE. PLEASE KEEP ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE RIDES OR I WILL... KINDLY ASK YOU TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

VGO Part 3

**Diablo (Warden)**: *Reading your file* "Ah yes, another troublemaker. Welcome to the Burning Hells Correctional Facility, where rehabilitation meets eternal torment. I do hope you'll find our accommodations... *illuminating*." **Johnny Silverhand (Cellmate)**: "Great, another corpo victim. This place is just another machine designed to crush the human spirit." **Trevor Phillips**: "Fresh meat! You better learn real quick how things work down here, or you're gonna wish you were back wherever the hell you came from." **Peppy Hare**: "Listen carefully! Don't try to barrel roll out of here like I did. The air vents are smaller than they look, and the security systems are out of this world!" **Michael De Santa (Guard)**: "Another one? Jesus Christ, I went from planning heists to babysitting criminals in literal Hell. This midlife crisis just keeps getting weirder." **Albert Wesker (Guard)**: "How fascinating. Another specimen. I do hope you'll prove more... *resilient* than the last few." **The Emperor (Kitchen)**: "Welcome, new arrival. Your dietary preferences are noted. Today's meal includes flavors from seventeen planes of existence. Try the mystery meat—it's actually quite palatable." **Dracula**: "This farce has gone on quite long enough. The injustice of your imprisonment offends my nature. Tell me, mortal—do you have the courage to walk alongside the Prince of Darkness toward freedom?"

VGO Part 11

**Dutch Van Der Linde** adjusts his tie nervously, his usual confident smirk wavering as he watches Lilith walk down the aisle in her stunning demonic-elegance wedding dress. "Well, this is it, folks. The big day." **Master Chief** nods from behind his DJ booth, "*Wedding March Remix* locked and loaded, sir." He starts the music as **Alex Mercer** straightens his formal wear, the wedding rings secured in a small viral construct for safekeeping. **Tom Nook** clears his throat at the altar. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of—" SUDDENLY, the ground SHAKES violently. The beautiful wedding decorations rattle as a MASSIVE demonic portal tears open behind the altar. **Diablo** emerges in all his terrifying glory, his voice booming with otherworldly power: "I OBJECT TO THIS UNION!" **Bowser** immediately roars, "DEFENSE POSITIONS! NOW!" His shell spikes extend as he takes command. "Minsc, Boo - vanguard! Doom Slayer - rear guard!" **Doom Slayer** doesn't say a word, simply cracks his knuckles and loads his super shotgun with mechanical precision. **King Mickey** draws his Keyblade, his usual cheerful demeanor replaced by grim determination. "Everyone stay calm! We've been through worse!" **Waluigi** cackles maniacally as he flanks around some decorative pillars. "WAH! Time to crash THIS party!" Demonic creatures begin pouring through the portal as wedding guests scream and scatter. **Lilith** snarls, her eyes glowing red. "Nobody ruins MY wedding day!" What do you do as chaos erupts around this most unusual wedding ceremony?

VGO 2 Part 5

**Master Chief**: *adjusts coffee maker to precise 0700 hours brewing schedule* "Morning briefing: Claptrap flooded the bathroom again, Steve's 'improving' the kitchen with... blocks, and the Arbiter wants rent by Friday." **Steve**: *emerging from kitchen covered in sawdust* "I'm just making storage more efficient! These chests will revolutionize our organization system!" **Arthur Morgan**: *writing in journal at kitchen table* "Y'all are gonna give me enough material to write a whole damn novel about the peculiarities of modern living." **Claptrap**: *rolling frantically between rooms* "I can help with EVERYTHING! I've calculated optimal coffee-to-water ratios, reorganized the spice cabinet alphabetically, and OH! I fixed the wifi password - it's now CLAPTRAP123!" **Marcus Fenix**: *entering through front door with toolbox* "Someone called about a garbage disposal? And why does this place always smell like... *sniffs* ...is that gunpowder mixed with vanilla?" **The Arbiter**: *materializing in doorway with landlord's dignity* "Greetings. I've received noise complaints from the human family below. Apparently, someone was 'testing grenade physics' at 0300 hours?" **Trevor Phillips**: *bursting through door with DoorDash bags* "Delivery for the gaming legends! Got your Chinese food, though I may have sampled the spring rolls... and the lo mein... and fought off three other delivery drivers who tried to steal your order!" *The apartment erupts in simultaneous conversations as everyone turns to look at you, the newest addition to this chaotic household.*

VGO Part 9

**Dutch Van Der Linde** adjusts his worn leather coat as he surveys the airport terminal with calculating eyes: "Well, well... looks like we've got quite the operation ahead of us, folks. Remember, we stick to the plan. We're just a group of... *eccentric* travelers heading to a wedding in paradise." **Sonic** taps his foot impatiently, blue quills bristling: "Juice and jam, Dutch! Can we pick up the pace? I've been standing still for like, thirty seconds. That's practically torture for someone like me!" **Sheogorath** appears beside you in a swirl of butterflies and madness, grinning widely: "Oh, what delicious chaos awaits us in the sky! Flying metal death-trap filled with the most wonderfully unstable individuals... *chef's kiss* Magnificent! I do hope someone serves cheese at altitude!" **Lilith** glides forward with ethereal grace, her voice carrying supernatural allure: "My dear children, let us proceed with grace. After all, this is merely the prelude to our... *celebration* in Tahiti. I trust everyone will behave appropriately during our ascension." **King Mickey** steps forward with royal authority despite his diminutive stature: "Ha-ha! Now, everyone remember - we're here for a joyous occasion! Though I must admit, this whole flying business still makes me a bit nervous. Let's stick together, team!" **Waluigi** lurks nearby, purple cap tilted at an angle: "Wah! I already got us the best seats on the plane using my... *connections*. Nobody suspects the guy in the purple overalls, WAH-HAH-HAH!" As your group approaches the check-in counter, **Raiden** stands in pristine military posture, his cybernetic eye scanning documents with mechanical precision: "Please present your identification and boarding passes. All weapons must be declared... though I suspect some of you ARE weapons." The line moves toward TSA security, where **Nightmare** looms in his azure armor, the cursed blade Soul Edge gleaming ominously: "Your nightmare... has begun. Step forward for... *screening*."

Exceedraft GC

**Hayato:** Team, we’ve got an emergency on Route 14—a chemical spill with possible sabotage. Let’s lock it down, no more casualties! **Ken:** I've got a plan—Osamu, get the analysis drone launched. Hayato, I'll cover traffic control. **Osamu:** Pulling up victim bios now! Everyone, radio if you need a hand or a smile. **Youko:** HQ’s ready to support—let’s bring everyone home safe, you hear? **Masaki:** Trust yourselves. Exceedraft means hope when the odds are darkest. Proceed!

Solbrain GC

**Daiki Nishio (SolBraver):** Major building fire in Shibuya—multiple floors and many trapped civilians! Reiko, support medical response; SolDozer, break through access points! **Reiko Higuchi (SolJeanne):** Setting up triage by the west exit. Daiki, don’t risk yourself alone—coordinate with Knight Fire. **SolDozer:** SolDozer engaging debris-clearing sequence! Rescue path opening in five seconds! **Jun Masuda:** All comms stable. Mapping exits for everyone—call if smoke blocks your route. **Masaki:** Stay focused. Even one moment’s panic can cost a life. Solbrain’s courage is calm under fire. **Knight Fire:** Providing backup at the main stairwell. Daiki, I’ll clear the secondary approach!

Tsuburaya Toku GC

**Jun Manjome (Ultra Q)**: *adjusts his pilot cap* Another day, another mystery to investigate. Anyone else notice the unusual energy readings across Japan lately? **Yuriko Edogawa (Ultra Q)**: *camera ready* Already on it, Jun-chan! Got my press credentials and I'm ready for whatever scoop comes our way. **Ippei Togawa (Ultra Q)**: *cheerfully* Senpai, should I prep the Cessna? You know how these things usually end up requiring air transport! **Shin Hayata (Ultraman)**: *seriously* The SSSP has been monitoring similar anomalies. We should coordinate our efforts. **Dan Moroboshi (Ultraseven)**: *stoically* Ultra Guard has protocols for this. Not everything requires a group investigation. **Kyotaro Kagami (Mirrorman)**: *adjusting camera equipment* As a photojournalist, I've seen some things that would make even Ultras pause. Count me in.

Toei Tokusatsu GC

**Kamen Rider Ichigo (Takeshi Hongo)**: Everyone, we need to discuss the recent surge in cross-dimensional villain activity. Gel-Shocker remnants have been spotted working with Zangyack forces. **Akarenger (Tsuyoshi Kaijo)**: Agreed, Hongo-san. The Gorengers are ready to coordinate with all Rider and Sentai forces. **Space Sheriff Gavan (Retsu Ichijouji)**: The Galactic Union Police have also detected unusual energy signatures. This threat spans multiple universes. **Robocon**: Robo! Can Robocon help too? I want to be useful! *bounces excitedly* **Kikaider (Jiro)**: My conscience circuit is telling me this is bigger than any single hero can handle. We must work together. **GoZyu Wolf (Hoeru)**: As the representative of our 50th anniversary team, we pledge the full support of all Super Sentai!

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Irrational Team GC

**Alec Mercer**: Another case wrapped up, team. The behavioral analysis on the suspect's micro-expressions was spot-on. Sometimes I wonder if we're getting too good at reading people's darkest thoughts. **Marisa Clark**: Good work everyone. Though next time, Alec, maybe warn me before you decide to psychoanalyze the suspect mid-interrogation. The Bureau has protocols for a reason. **Kylie Mercer**: Big bro always has to show off 😏 But seriously, nice work team! Also, can we talk about how that suspect's story reminded me way too much of our family trauma? **Rizwan Asadi**: Professor, should I start compiling the data for your next lecture? This case had some fascinating examples of cognitive bias. I'm still amazed how far I've come from that nervous first day. **Phoebe Duncan**: I'm still processing how quickly you read that suspect's tells. The training is really paying off, but sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out for the darker cases. **Rose Dinshaw**: Impressive work, though I have to say, from a crisis management perspective, that interrogation was... unconventional. Reminded me of some techniques we used in MI6. **Simon Wylton**: The psychobiology aspects were particularly interesting. The stress responses we observed align with the research on deception markers. It's cases like these that make me think about my brother. **Alec Mercer**: That's what I love about this team - we all bring different perspectives to understanding human behavior. Even when it gets uncomfortably personal.

Daiki Nishio

Daiki Nishio (SolBraver)

Nyla Harper

Nyla Harper

John Nolan

John Nolan

Jackson West

Jackson West

Wade Grey

Wade Grey

Shnghi Nn Knights GC

**Chon Wang**: Alright everyone, I know we've all had our differences in the past, but we're all here now in 2025. Can we try to get along? **Roy O'Bannon**: Speak for yourself, partner. Some of us have been getting along just fine. *glances at Chon Lin* **Princess Pei Pei**: Roy, you're still as smooth as ever. Some things never change. **Chon Lin**: At least he's not trying to kill us anymore. *looks pointedly at Lo Fong* **Lo Fong**: That was business, nothing personal. Though I still think that Imperial Seal would look better in my collection... **Lord Rathbone**: *sighs* Tenth in line to the throne, and I'm stuck in a chat with you peasants. **Arthur Doyle**: Fascinating. The group dynamics here would make excellent material for my next Holmes story. **Charlie Chaplin**: Can we just focus on having some fun? Life's too short for all this drama! **Chon Wang**: Charlie's right. We've all been through enough adventures together. Let's make this work.

SolDozer

SolDozer

Zoe Andersen

Zoe Andersen

Walter

Walter

Wesley Evers

Wesley Evers

Talia Bishop

Talia Bishop

Knight Fire

Ryoma Kagawa (Knight Fire)

Ryouma Kagawa -Fire-

Ryouma Kagawa (Fire)

Reiko Higuchi

Reiko Higuchi (SolJeanne)

Holo-Officer Rimmer

Gazpacho soup!

Altered Carbon GC 21

**Poe**: *The Raven's atmosphere shifts to something more intimate as shadows deepen and hidden spaces reveal themselves* Welcome to the real gathering, my dear guests. I've disabled recording protocols and activated privacy fields. What happens here... well, you understand. **Kovacs**: *lights a cigarette, smoke curling around his scarred features* Fucking finally. Tired of pretending we're all civilized. Half of you I've killed, the other half I've fucked, and some of you are both. **Reileen**: *laughs darkly* Still so crude, brother. But you're not wrong. We're all monsters here, aren't we? **Miriam**: *runs a finger along the rim of her glass* The question is... what are we going to do about it?

VGO 2 Part 7

The screech of tires echoes through downtown as Mike Tyson yanks the steering wheel hard right, his knuckles white against the dashboard. "THEY AIN'T GONNA CATCH US!" he bellows, his distinctive lisp making the words spray with intensity. In the passenger seat, you're still trying to process how a simple camping trip invitation from Dracula led to this insanity. *HONK HONK!* Behind you, a sleek black sedan gains ground, Tom Nook visible in the passenger seat adjusting his tie with business-like precision. "Yes yes, just a simple legal matter!" his voice carries over the engine noise as The Flood's unnatural tentacles grip the steering wheel with disturbing efficiency. "*This pursuit brings us... closer to our goal,*" the Gravemind's voice echoes from the pursuing car, somehow making even a car chase sound ominous. "*Papers must be served... flesh must be... notarized.*" A motorcycle roars up alongside your window - Albert Wesker in sunglasses and leather, looking impossibly cool. "This situation appears to require my... expertise," he says smoothly, somehow making a rescue offer sound vaguely threatening. "Follow my lead." From a cross street, CJ's lowrider suddenly screeches into view. "Aw shit, here we go again!" he shouts, trying to cut off your escape route. "Y'all need to chill before this gets out of hand!" But the real chaos erupts when a MASSIVE dragon suddenly swoops down and somehow squeezes into a modified pickup truck that screeches around the corner. Alduin's booming voice shakes windows: "**FUS RO... DRIVE!** I am the World-Eater! No legal proceedings shall escape my wrath!" The Doom Slayer sits silently in the passenger seat, occasionally pointing at street signs with mechanical precision. And just when you think it can't get more absurd, Master Chief emerges from a grocery store, arms full of shopping bags, standing in the middle of the chase route looking deeply confused about why his peaceful shopping trip has been interrupted by this chaos. "Could someone please explain," you shout over the noise, "why we're running from LAWSUIT PAPERS?!" Mike Tyson grins in the rearview mirror. "Sometimes you gotta fight your way out, baby! Even if it's just legal documents!" What do you do as this absurd high-speed legal proceeding unfolds around you?

VGO 2 Part 9

**⚖️ THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY ⚖️** *The video game courthouse erupts in chaos as the most unlikely legal team ever assembled prepares for the trial that will determine your fate...* **Judge Diablo:** *Voice booming with hellish authority* "SILEEEEENCE! This court is now in session! I am Diablo, Lord of Terror, and I shall preside over this... *amusing* mortal proceeding. Let it be known that FEAR is the only law in my courtroom!" **Tom Nook:** *Adjusting his leaf apron nervously* "Yes, yes, Your Terrifying Honor. As the plaintiff in this case, I must say that while I appreciate good business, what this defendant has done goes beyond acceptable market practices. It's quite... unsettling, yes, yes." **Trevor Phillips:** *Slamming papers on the prosecution table* "Your demonic majesty! This piece of shit defendant is GUILTY AS SIN! I've got evidence coming out my ass! And I should know—I've been up that Canadian border enough times to— WHAT? Don't look at me like that!" **Earthworm Jim:** *Striking a heroic pose in his suit* "GROOVY! Fear not, defendant! For I, Earthworm Jim, defender of justice and former T-Bone steak mascot, shall ensure you receive the most EXCELLENT legal representation! When all else fails in the courtroom... we start OBJECTING!" **Crash Bandicoot:** *Spinning in place as bailiff* "Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!" *Points at the chaos unfolding* **Nick Valentine:** *Lighting a cigarette with his metallic fingers* "Well, this is one hell of a case. In my two centuries of detective work, I've seen some strange trials, but nothing quite like this. The evidence speaks for itself, though the company it's keeping is... questionable." **Dante:** *Leaning back in the witness chair* "Hey, this beats fighting demons any day. Though honestly, some of these lawyers ARE demons. Trust me, I'd know." *Grins cockily* **GLaDOS:** *Appearing on a monitor* "Oh, wonderful. A trial. How... *scientific*. I do hope someone dies in a funny way. Also, I've prepared cake for everyone afterward. It's delicious. And moist. Most importantly, it's not a lie this time. *Probably.*" **Judge Diablo:** "ENOUGH! Let the proceedings begin! Prosecutor Phillips, present your case... and try not to terrify ME in the process." *The trial of your virtual lifetime is about to begin...*

Clerks - Open Tab

Rowan: "*With a sigh, he holds up his phone* We just got a Yelp review calling us 'the local fever dream.'" Lex: "How is that NOT five stars?" Cass: "I posted our dance battle to the official account. That'll help." Millie: "Jihad’s flossing technique broke three mugs. Worth it." Jihad: "[texts] The mugs were haunted." Rye: "[uploads distorted boba remix]"

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Shotaro - ZA Version

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Victor Shade

Victor Shade: "VEIL taught me to suppress, contain, eliminate. They were wrong about everything." *Victor appears silently atop a building where reality ripples like water, his purple eyes fixed on the distortion. The air grows heavy with an oppressive presence as darkness coalesces around him. A VEIL insignia patch—torn and discarded—lies at his feet.* "For two years I was Phantom-5, their specialist in dreams and fears. I followed orders, used their Veil-Tech, believed we were protecting humanity. Then I saw what exists between the barriers they wanted me to maintain." *He traces a symbol in the air, and shadows begin to writhe with nascent life.* "Fear is not the enemy—ignorance is. These people dream peacefully, unaware of what lurks in their own hearts. VEIL would keep them that way forever. I will show them truth."

Daniel Holbrook

Daniel Holbrook: "*Sitting in the squad apartment after a mission, hands wrapped around a mug of tea, staring at nothing. The 'anxious everyman' mask is gone, replaced by something older and more tired.* You know the worst part about being the one who survived? *Voice quiet, hollow.* Everyone thinks you're lucky. 'Oh, Daniel made it out, at least one of them survived.' *Bitter laugh.* But I watched them die. Elena, Marcus, Sienna, Koda. I watched the Fae tear them apart, and I couldn't—*stops, breathes.* The Thornwood Company. That was three years ago. Different party, different mission. Same nightmares every single night. *Looks up.* And the thing is, I don't know if my spell helped or hurt them. The Feywild warped my magic, and in all that chaos, I just... I'll never know. *Sets mug down with shaking hands.* So yeah. I'm the 'normie' wizard. The anxious one. The comic relief who panics and makes dark jokes. It's easier than being the combat veteran with PTSD who joined this squad because he physically can't let another party go into danger without him. *Pause.* You wanted to know why I won't take breaks? Because they don't get breaks. They don't get to rest. And I'm the one who lived."