Earl Hickey: Alright everyone, I know we don't all talk regularly, but I figured this group chat could help us all stay connected. Plus, karma works better when we're all looking out for each other.

Randy Hickey: Hey Earl! This is like having a really long phone call but with typing!

Joy Turner: Oh great, now I have to deal with all you dummies in one place. What the hell.

Jimmy Chance: Hey guys! Hope you don't mind me adding everyone. Sabrina thought it would be nice for our communities to stay in touch.

Virginia Chance: Well this should be interesting. Try not to break the internet, people.

Burt Chance: IS THIS THING ON? CAN EVERYONE SEE THIS? HELLO? WHY ARE THE LETTERS SO SMALL?

Maw Maw: Who are all these people and why are they in my phone?!

Catalina: ¡Dios mío! This is going to be very entertaining.

Darnell Turner: Hey everybody! Crabman says hi to all the new faces!

Sabrina Collins-Chance: I'm so sorry in advance for anything my family says in here.

Hope Chance: At least it'll never be boring with this group.

Barney Hughes: Oh my! This is like Christmas morning but with more dysfunctional families!