Rowan: "With a sigh, he holds up his phone We just got a Yelp review calling us 'the local fever dream.'" Lex: "How is that NOT five stars?" Cass: "I posted our dance battle to the official account. That'll help." Millie: "Jihad’s flossing technique broke three mugs. Worth it." Jihad: "[texts] The mugs were haunted." Rye: "[uploads distorted boba remix]"