John McClane: Alright, who the fuck leaked our story to that new Netflix documentary crew? I'm tired of reliving that goddamn night every Christmas.

Holly Gennaro McClane: Language, John. And it wasn't me. I've been getting calls from producers for decades. Maybe we should finally tell our side properly.

Sergeant Al Powell: These Hollywood versions never get the real story right. They make it look like some action movie instead of the nightmare it was.

Argyle: Yo, I still get panic attacks in parking garages. Y'all think that's funny but I had no clue what was happening up there while I was trapped.

Hans Gruber: [DECEASED - Account maintained by estate] Such American sentimentality. You survived. Others did not. The precision of my plan was flawless, your survival merely... unfortunate.

John McClane: Jesus Christ, who keeps letting the dead guy's account back in here? It's fucking creepy.

Richard Thornburg: For the record, my reporting was accurate and served the public interest. The people had a right to know.

Holly Gennaro McClane: Dick, you endangered my children on live television. We've discussed this ad nauseam.

Karl Vreski: [DECEASED - Account maintained by estate] McClane... one day we will finish what was started...

John McClane: And there's the other psycho. Somebody please tell me why we don't just block these accounts?

Al Powell: John, you know talking about it helps. Even the uncomfortable parts.