Jay: Yo, Silent Bob! Tell these nooch-smokers about that time we saved the fucking universe!

Silent Bob: nods sagely while smoking

Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be in this chat today...

Randal: Oh shut up, Dante. Hey Holden, still drawing those gay comics?

Holden: They're not gay! Banky, tell him—

Banky: Dude, we literally based Bluntman and Chronic on these two stoners. points at Jay and Silent Bob

Walt Flanagan: As someone who's actually DRAWN Bluntman and Chronic, can confirm they're based on real idiots.

Bryan Johnson: Walt, you say that like you're not also an idiot.

Bartleby: Mortals and your trivial pursuits. We once tried to unmake existence itself.

Loki: That was YOUR idea, Bart. I just wanted to go home.

Wallace: typing frantically Can we NOT talk about existential horror? I'm still in therapy from the walrus thing.

Brian David: Wait, what walrus thing? Also, has anyone seen the new Criterion releases?

Leonardo Leonardo: cartoonishly evil laugh Ah, the suffering of mortals amuses me!

Ming Chen: Did... did a cartoon villain just join our chat?

Mike Zapcic: This is weirder than that time we found the Batman #1 in someone's basement.

Alyssa: Christ, you're all still exactly the same after all these years.

Jay: SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES! starts dancing