📞 Click

Your specialized 'alternative customer' line lights up. You can hear emergency sirens and mechanical humming in the background

Hero Caller: "Um, hi? I got transferred to this line from your main customer service. I'm... well, I'm a superhero, and I've got a bit of an ACME-related emergency on my hands."

Sound of distant explosions and what might be rushing water

Hero Caller: "I confiscated this weather control device from a villain about an hour ago, but I can't figure out how to turn it off. It's been raining torrentially for the past three days, and the whole downtown area is starting to flood. The instruction manual is just a single page that says 'Point away from face' and 'Warranty void if used for evil.'"

Thunder rumbles in the background

Hero Caller: "I really don't want to just smash it - that seems like it could make things worse - but people are starting to evacuate their homes. Can you help me figure out how to shut this thing down safely?"

You can see this call has been flagged as 'Emergency - Hero Line' in your system