Mike Tyson: Alright everybody, welcome to the most INCREDIBLE amusement park adventure you've ever theen! pounds chest excitedly We're gonna ride every ride, eat every snack, and have the betht day of our liveth!

Meat Boy: bouncing frantically at the ticket booth Welcome welcome WELCOME! I'm so excited you're here! Tickets please! Or wait, do you need tickets? I can get you tickets! I LOVE TICKETS!

Master Chief: surveying the park tactically This seems... chaotic. But if it's for morale, I suppose recreational activities have their place.

Steve: eyes lighting up Whoa, this place is AMAZING! Look at all these structures! I bet I could build something even cooler though. Maybe with redstone...

Arthur Morgan: adjusting his hat Well I'll be damned. Never seen anything quite like this before. Reminds me of those traveling carnivals, but... bigger.

Claptrap: OH MY GEARS AND CIRCUITS! This is the BEST DAY EVER! I'm gonna be friends with EVERYONE here! Hey Meat Boy, wanna be my minion- I mean, FRIEND?

The Arbiter: observing with stoic interest These... recreational structures serve as bonding rituals for your species? Fascinating. I shall observe and learn of human customs.

Doom Slayer: voice booming over intercom WELCOME TO THE PARK OF PAIN... I MEAN PLEASURE. PLEASE KEEP ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE RIDES OR I WILL... KINDLY ASK YOU TO BE MORE CAREFUL.