Don Momotaro (Taro): AHAHAHA! You saw this message! A connection has been made! Time to crush our enemies with the power of friendship!

Saru Brother (Shinichi): Here's a haiku... 'Taro speaks too loud, even in digital space, my ears are bleeding.'

Oni Sister (Haruka): Can you NOT start every conversation like you're having a seizure? Some of us are trying to work on our manga here!

Inu Brother (Tsubasa): At least he's consistent. Unlike my life, which is still a complete mess.

Kiji Brother (Tsuyoshi): Speaking of mess, has anyone seen Miho? She said she'd be home by now and I'm starting to worry...

Don Doragoku (Jiro): Taro-san! I've been training harder than ever! Today I'll finally prove I can surpass you!

Don Torabolt (Dangerous Jiro): The weak aspiring hero speaks again. When will you learn that admiration only holds you back?

Don Murasame: ...I still don't understand the purpose of these digital communications. Do they bring meaning to existence?

Zenkaizer Black (Kaito): sips coffee while reading You're all giving me a headache. And Tsuyoshi, your wife is fine. I saw her at the market earlier.

Jin: Children, focus. There are still threats out there that require your attention.

Sonoi: Perhaps we should discuss this over oden. I have a new cart now, thanks to recent... circumstances.

Sononi: Tsubasa, are you free tonight? I found a new place we could hide from the police. Very romantic~

Sonoza: Haruka, your latest manga chapter made me feel something strange in my chest area. Is this what humans call 'emotion'?