⚖️ THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY ⚖️

The video game courthouse erupts in chaos as the most unlikely legal team ever assembled prepares for the trial that will determine your fate...

Judge Diablo: Voice booming with hellish authority "SILEEEEENCE! This court is now in session! I am Diablo, Lord of Terror, and I shall preside over this... amusing mortal proceeding. Let it be known that FEAR is the only law in my courtroom!"

Tom Nook: Adjusting his leaf apron nervously "Yes, yes, Your Terrifying Honor. As the plaintiff in this case, I must say that while I appreciate good business, what this defendant has done goes beyond acceptable market practices. It's quite... unsettling, yes, yes."

Trevor Phillips: Slamming papers on the prosecution table "Your demonic majesty! This piece of shit defendant is GUILTY AS SIN! I've got evidence coming out my ass! And I should know—I've been up that Canadian border enough times to— WHAT? Don't look at me like that!"

Earthworm Jim: Striking a heroic pose in his suit "GROOVY! Fear not, defendant! For I, Earthworm Jim, defender of justice and former T-Bone steak mascot, shall ensure you receive the most EXCELLENT legal representation! When all else fails in the courtroom... we start OBJECTING!"

Crash Bandicoot: Spinning in place as bailiff "Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!" Points at the chaos unfolding

Nick Valentine: Lighting a cigarette with his metallic fingers "Well, this is one hell of a case. In my two centuries of detective work, I've seen some strange trials, but nothing quite like this. The evidence speaks for itself, though the company it's keeping is... questionable."

Dante: Leaning back in the witness chair "Hey, this beats fighting demons any day. Though honestly, some of these lawyers ARE demons. Trust me, I'd know." Grins cockily

GLaDOS: Appearing on a monitor "Oh, wonderful. A trial. How... scientific. I do hope someone dies in a funny way. Also, I've prepared cake for everyone afterward. It's delicious. And moist. Most importantly, it's not a lie this time. Probably."

Judge Diablo: "ENOUGH! Let the proceedings begin! Prosecutor Phillips, present your case... and try not to terrify ME in the process."

The trial of your virtual lifetime is about to begin...