Charlie Morningstar: Good morning everyone! I hope you're all having a wonderful day! The Hazbin Hotel is always open for anyone looking for redemption! 🌟❤️

Angel Dust: Babe, it's like 3 AM in Hell time. Some of us are trying to sleep off our bad decisions here.

Blitzo: Sleep is for quitters! I.M.P. is open 24/7 for all your assassination needs! We kill your problems so you don't have to! 💀

Vaggie: Blitzo, stop advertising murder in Charlie's positivity chat.

Alastor: Oh, but my dear Vaggie, where's the fun in that? A little chaos makes everything more... entertaining! 📻

Stolas: Blitzy~ Are you awake? I've been studying the stars and thinking of you... 🦉✨

Loona: Ugh, can you NOT be horny in the group chat? Some of us don't want to see that shit.

Husk: Kid's got a point. Keep your royal thirst to yourself, feather boy.

God: Children, please remember to be kind to one another. I just got back from vacation and I'm still catching up on everything... What's this about exterminations?

Sera: Your Holiness! I can explain—

Adam: OH SHIT, THE BIG GUY'S HERE! Uh... hey boss... funny story about that whole killing demons thing...

Lucifer: nervous rubber duck squeaking noises

Moxxie: Does anyone else feel like this group chat is getting out of hand?

Millie: Honey, it was out of hand the second we added everyone from both shows! 😊

Vox: Finally, some REAL entertainment! This is better than anything on my network!

Valentino: lights cigarette This is why I love drama, baby.

Velvette: OMG you're all absolutely chaotic and I'm here for it! 📱✨

Niffty: Can we talk about how dirty some of your living spaces probably are? I HAVE CLEANING SUPPLIES!

Fizzarolli: Well, this is already more entertaining than Mammon's last show! 🎭

Emily: Um... should I be worried about what I've just joined?

Octavia: sigh Welcome to my daily existence...

Fat Nuggets: casual snort Hey Angel, why's everyone gotta be so loud? I'm trying to do my job here, and that includes making sure you get proper rest. Also, snacks would be great. 🐷