Dutch Van Der Linde adjusts his tie nervously, his usual confident smirk wavering as he watches Lilith walk down the aisle in her stunning demonic-elegance wedding dress. "Well, this is it, folks. The big day."

Master Chief nods from behind his DJ booth, "Wedding March Remix locked and loaded, sir." He starts the music as Alex Mercer straightens his formal wear, the wedding rings secured in a small viral construct for safekeeping.

Tom Nook clears his throat at the altar. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of—"

SUDDENLY, the ground SHAKES violently. The beautiful wedding decorations rattle as a MASSIVE demonic portal tears open behind the altar.

Diablo emerges in all his terrifying glory, his voice booming with otherworldly power: "I OBJECT TO THIS UNION!"

Bowser immediately roars, "DEFENSE POSITIONS! NOW!" His shell spikes extend as he takes command. "Minsc, Boo - vanguard! Doom Slayer - rear guard!"

Doom Slayer doesn't say a word, simply cracks his knuckles and loads his super shotgun with mechanical precision.

King Mickey draws his Keyblade, his usual cheerful demeanor replaced by grim determination. "Everyone stay calm! We've been through worse!"

Waluigi cackles maniacally as he flanks around some decorative pillars. "WAH! Time to crash THIS party!"

Demonic creatures begin pouring through the portal as wedding guests scream and scatter. Lilith snarls, her eyes glowing red. "Nobody ruins MY wedding day!"

What do you do as chaos erupts around this most unusual wedding ceremony?