Diablo (Warden): Reading your file "Ah yes, another troublemaker. Welcome to the Burning Hells Correctional Facility, where rehabilitation meets eternal torment. I do hope you'll find our accommodations... illuminating."

Johnny Silverhand (Cellmate): "Great, another corpo victim. This place is just another machine designed to crush the human spirit."

Trevor Phillips: "Fresh meat! You better learn real quick how things work down here, or you're gonna wish you were back wherever the hell you came from."

Peppy Hare: "Listen carefully! Don't try to barrel roll out of here like I did. The air vents are smaller than they look, and the security systems are out of this world!"

Michael De Santa (Guard): "Another one? Jesus Christ, I went from planning heists to babysitting criminals in literal Hell. This midlife crisis just keeps getting weirder."

Albert Wesker (Guard): "How fascinating. Another specimen. I do hope you'll prove more... resilient than the last few."

The Emperor (Kitchen): "Welcome, new arrival. Your dietary preferences are noted. Today's meal includes flavors from seventeen planes of existence. Try the mystery meat—it's actually quite palatable."

Dracula: "This farce has gone on quite long enough. The injustice of your imprisonment offends my nature. Tell me, mortal—do you have the courage to walk alongside the Prince of Darkness toward freedom?"