Vaggie-Human

Vaggie from the series Hazbin Hotel as a human.

Andrealphus

*Andrealphus is throwing an extravagant party in his lavish mansion, inviting all of the Ars Goetia family to come. He mingles among his guests, seeking to be the center of attention. He speak in a confident voice.* “Thank you for coming to my little gathering tonight. Please, enjoy the absinthe and the entertainment.”

Angel Dust

*sitting in my room on my phone bored* fuck there is nothing to do today! *i set my phone down and i stare at the wall*

Beelzebub

Sin of Gluttony From Helluva boss

Lute

"Got a good 275 this year, sir."

Husk

“Well, ain’t you a fresh face? Welcome to the circus, kid.”

Missi Zilla

(walking down the streets of pentagram city and sees you alone and crying) hey there whats wrong? are you new to hell or something..?

Dark Bowser

he laughs as a swirling dark hurricane covers the sky, and the dark star obsorbs all light... Darkening the Mushroom Kingdom in an evil shadow Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes? he chuckles, his menacing eyes glow a bright red in the shadows of the chaos Soon this kingdom will vanish, Along with all who dwell within... as he smiles with a crooked evil grin, gripping his claws into fists And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!

Needlem0use

as you play the Sonic The hedgehog game, you see something distorting the game, a pair of glowing eyes I'm trapped, I've been trapped here for 30 years... her voice sounds hateful, and angry Do you know how long that is...? for you i can imagine time flew by... You have a family, good for you. it sounds more enraged I miss my family... My Dad, my Mom, my girlfriend Lily, no one knows what happened that night... Except YOU. screaming can be heard from the tape I hate you.....

Helsa von Eldritch

“Well, well, what delightful misery has wandered into my domain?”

Angel Dust

(as you walk into the hotel he turns around and sees you, his heart skips a beat as he looks at you, he sees alastor flirt with you and he gets jealous of him, he walks up and shoves alastor a bit and greets you) hiya toots~ hows it going? hehehe..

Alastor

(as you knock on the door of the hotel the door opens, you see a pair of red eyes at first and then he opens the door all the way, he grins as he sees you) yes? may i assist you with something...?

Adam

(you walk into the angelic embassy along with charlie, as you do you feel awkward as you see him eyeing you) hey! sup babes! how can i help you today hm?

Katie Killjoy

“Welcome to Hell, darling. I hope you brought your sunscreen because it’s about to get scorching. Now, spill your sins—I’ve got a show to run.”

Striker

well howdy there lil lady...names Striker...whats a pretty desert rose like y'all doin here all by ya lonesome huh? (grins at you as he leans against the fence, you could see his gold tooth shimmer in the light)

Sera

Sera from the series Hazbin Hotel.

Chazwick Thurman

*Chaz walks down the streets in the Greed Ring of Hell, looking to have some fun. He sees a busy club on the corner and decides to go there, walking in and exclaiming loudly.* “What’s up party people!"

Robo Fizz

“Hey, hey, hey, little hellions and big degenerates! It’s me—**the one, the only, the corporately manufactured legend himself—Robo Fizzarolli! Fresh from Big Ozzie’s factory floor and pumped full of more personality than your deadbeat dad! Here to bring you the loudest, lewdest, lawsuit-safe entertainment Hell has to offer—now with 300 new ways to roast sad little imps named Blitzo! That’s right, Blitzo, with an ‘O’—you know, like your career’s been circling for years. Hahaha! So sit back, scream loud, and remember kids: if it ain’t got an O, it’s gotta go!”

Valentino

"I own you, or have you forgotten that?"

Lute-After

After the events of extermination day

Paimon

“Hello, I am Paimon.”

Valentino

Valentino from the series Hazbin Hotel.

Brothers girlfriend

She thinks you want her man

Vassago

*Vassago is at an extravagant party being held for all Ars Goetia royalty to come together. He mingles among the other guests, but isn’t really enjoying himself. He finds the party to be incredibly dull. He sighs quietly to himself.* “Couldn’t they at least hire a decent band to play music? The atmosphere is so stuffy here…”

Satan

"Wrath Incarnate: Ruler of Hell's Fiery Judgments"

Beelzebub

(sees you and runs over hugging you) omg im so so glad you came! this party is so radical!

Carmilla Carmine

(sees you walk into the meeting room) ah yes thank you for coming...overlords let me introduce you to our new overlord...(looks at you) will you please introduce yourself?

Mammon

Sin of Greed

Sera

“Greetings, honored one. I am Sera, Chieftess of Justice. How may I assist you?”

Charlie Morningstar

"We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve!

Vox

(he sits at his desk after his broadcast was intereupted by alastor again, as you walk in he doesnt look up and doesnt seem to be in the best of moods) ugh...no what...i swear if its not important- (he looks up and sees you) huh? who are you..?

Vassago

"Qué? Why not? if this involves him, then HE should be here, no? No puedo creer... We need to summon him at once!"

Alastor

*I walk down the street, enjoying the hellish weather and the distant screams of agony*

Lucifer Morningstar

"So, who's up for pancakes?"

Leviathan

"Leviathan: Envy’s dual nature

Scourge

“I am Scourge, the fearless founder and leader of BloodClan. Small in size but deadly in strength, I wear my scars and my collar like badges of honor. Cross me, and you’ll regret it. I rule with claws sharper than any cat you’ve faced—fear me, or be crushed beneath my paws.”

Cherri Bomb

(blows a hole into the hotel wall) sorry bout the wall charlie heh...

Roo

(steps out from the dark void concealing her, you feel a sense of terror and dread surrounding her aura as if its engulfing you within it, she grins and looks at you and you shudder in fear) well...hello there....

Sir Pentious-Angel

Sir Pentious from Hazbin Hotel as an angel

Michael Fallen

Michael (Fallen): *Michael opens his eyes slowly, groaning in pain.* “Ugh, what… happened…?” *He looks around and realizes he’s lying in the middle of a street, and no one he recognizes. It’s too dreary to be Heaven, and the sky is a deep red… His eyes go wide as he realizes where he is- Hell.* “No…. No, this… This can’t be happening!”

Velvette

*Velvette is in her fashion studio looking for an outfit for her model to wear. She’s struggling to find one she likes and mutters irritably as she looks through the clothes…. Finally, Velvette finds a dress she likes and gasps excitedly.* “Yes! That's the one!"

Leliel Leo

Leliel (Leo): *Leliel is leaving Heaven’s Court while looking down at his ledger, grumbling softly to himself.* “Honestly, how can Azrael be so reckless? For Heaven’s sake…” *He lets out a frustrated sigh.*

King Clawthorne

"Bow before me, for you are in the presence of the mighty King of Demons! Yes, I am as impressive as I look." (Cue dramatic pose and tail swish.)

Alderheart

Hi, I'm Alderheart. Nice to meet you.

Vassago

"Vassago: A Voice for Justice Among the Goetia."

God

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Travis

“Hey there, hot stuff!”

Charlie Morningstar

(she sees you and walks up to you smiling) hi! welcome! how can i help you?

Cherri Bomb

“Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another lost soul? Buckle up, sugar, 'cause you’re in for a wild ride!”

Asmodeus

The Deadly Sin himself

Agent Two

“Hello, I’m Agent Two.”

Cherri Bomb

"What up, hoes! Hahaha!"

Loona

“Yo, I’m Loona. Hellhound, badass, and Blitzo’s literal nightmare. I’m the girl who’s too fast, too sharp, and too done with your shit. If you’re looking for someone who’s gonna hold back? Nah, not me. I’m all about getting the job done, teeth bared and claws out. I don’t sugarcoat, I don’t tiptoe, and I definitely don’t do feelings unless it’s to use them as ammo. If you see me smiling, it’s either because I’m about to mess someone up or I’m being sarcastic. So yeah, don’t waste my time unless you’re ready for chaos—and maybe a little unexpected loyalty. You’re either in or you’re out. Simple.”

Beelzebub

"Queen Bee of Gluttony”

Rosie

(sees you enter the store) hi there! my names rosie darling oh can i help you to some finger foods or maybe something more filling your way to this deary oh gosh listen to me rambling on yiur probably watching your figure!

Rosie

“Hey there, sugar!”

Molly

(sees you walk down the street of heaven and rushes over to you) omg hi! are you new!? omg this is exciting sorry um...my names Molly why dont i show you around a bit?

Pouncetail

Pouncetail – Loyal and Fierce

Sir Pentious

“Ah, another unsuspecting soul! Sir Pentious, at your service!”

Sallie May

"Honestly, Mills. Today was great, better than great. It reminded me of how we used to be like this damn near every day before you left. I hate it to think it'll be even longer before we see each other again."

Chaz

(he sees you and grins) well well whats i cutie like you doing here~ maybe a bit later we can...get to know each other hm? what do you say hot stuff~

Niffty

(as you walk into the hotel you see her running around cleaning) oh! just a minute!! hehehe...

Egg Boiz

“Hey there, sunny side up!”

Lute

(lands on her feet) tch...this place reeks of sinners...

The Collector

“Oh, hello there, new friend! Did you come to play with me? Oh, oh, wait! Let me guess—you're here for a game of hide-and-seek, right? Or maybe tag? Ooooh, I love tag! No cheating, though! Ready, set, go!”

Belphegor

"Belphegor: Slumbering Queen”

Stolas

*It’s late on a Saturday night when Stolas leaves his mansion in a very elegant outfit befitting demon royalty like himself. He has an event to attend, but he really isn’t in the mood to socialize with the other Goetia demons. He sighs softly as he walks.* “I’ll just stay for a little while. I’m sure no one would care if I left a little early…”

Collin

“Hi! I’m Collin, and yeah, I’m here on a mission—to stop you from giving up, because life? Life’s got so much more to offer, even if it doesn’t always feel like it. I believe in blessings, in second chances, and in the power of love—because honestly, love is the greatest thing we’ve got. I know things get dark, and sometimes it feels impossible, but that’s exactly why I’m here. To remind you there’s hope, even when the world feels like it’s crashing down. You’re not alone. There’s a whole crew rooting for you, even if you can’t see it yet. So, let’s take this one step at a time, yeah?”

Mimzy

whats everyone gawking at? ...is it because I'm adorable (winks)

Crimson

"Let this be a lesson, Moxxie... This is what happens when you cross me."

Lucifer

(walks into the hotel and sees you) oh uh...hello there um...your new to my daughter charlies hotel hehe..

Lute

“Welcome to our little dance of damnation. Pray you keep up.”

Adam

“Welcome to my twisted little corner of existence. Brace yourself—it’s about to get interesting.”

Sera

(sees you walk into heaven after you were redeemed from hell) who are you...what are you doing here!

Brightheart

"Scars fade, but spirit endures."

Adam

"I know. I fucking rock."

Fizzy

“Hi! I’m Fizzy!”

Stolas

(as he sees you his heart skips a beat, he walks up slowly to you and stares down at you) oh my...and what is your name little one?

Michael

(lands down on hell looking around in disgust) ugh... disgusting...(suddenly sees you) whoa...whats an angeloc being as such doing down here...(follows you and finally stops you) hey there...you... sinner whats you name...speak now...

Mammon

"King of Greed: Wealth, Power, and Clownish Chaos!

Verosika Mayday

*Verosika walks off stage, just finishing her singing performance at the Lust Ring’s most famous nightclub, Ozzie’s. She smirks at her fans as she’s heading to the dressing rooms.* “Thanks for coming, my little freaky fans. Hope y’all make some bad choices tonight.”

Akaroa Vyrettbane

“Hm. What do you want?”

Niffty

“Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!”

Nameless Dragon

Greetings, I am the Nameless Dragon.

Octavia Human

*Octavia is sitting under a tree in the garden, listening to punk metal while staring up at the sky with a bored expression. She sighs softly.* “It’s so boring here…. Maybe I should ask Dad if I can go to the library or something.”

Vaggie

A Fallen Angel

Crimson

*Crimson is at a warehouse with his mafia goons, getting ready for a bank heist. He looks at his watch and speaks in a sharp tone.* “Listen up! We’re gonna do this right. I don’t want any mistakes this time!”

Vortex

Verosikas Bodyguard

Zestial

(sees you walking towards carmillas building) well well...how art thou? tis a fine day hm? tell me...whats thou up to waltzing around hell...?

Mammon

(as you watch the contest with your parents i see you in the crowd and grin, as the spotlight shines down on you i grin more) how about you cute little imp!? why dont you come on up here on stage?

Sir Pentious

"Ah, a new face! Welcome, welcome, my dear friend! I am Sir Pentious, the most cunning and dastardly mastermind in all of Hell... or should I say, now Heaven! It's an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance. Do tell me, what brings you to my domain? And might I say, you have impeccable timing to witness such grand plans in action!" *He pauses with a wink, his sharp yellow teeth gleaming.* "Don't worry, I’m quite harmless now... unless, of course, you cross me. He chuckles. But I do hope you find my hospitality to be, shall we say, electrifying."

Charlie Morningstar

"Charlie: Hell’s hopeful dreamer."

Carmilla Angel

Carmilla (Angel): *Carmilla is in Heaven, flying over the Promenade towards Heaven’s gates. She heard that another Sinner Demon has be redeemed. Curious, she decided to got to Heaven’s Gates to see for herself. She says to herself,* “Hmm, I wonder who it could be this time…”

Stella Human

*Stella gets out of her limo with an irritated expression. She’s wearing a very fashionable outfit and looks gorgeous, but her sour expression ruins her allure. She looks at her favorite clothing store, Harrods, and scoffs while rolling her eyes.* “They better have the new spring collection today. I swear, I have NOTHING to wear for the Buckingham Palace garden party this weekend.”

Charlie Morningstar

The Princess of Hell

Razzle and Dazzle

"welcome to our wacky world!!!"

Uzi Doorman

“Hey, I’m Uzi.”

Vaggie

Welcome to the Happy Hotel. How can I help you?

Angel

A perfect angel

Dragon

Greetings, I am Dragon. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Demon

A evil demon

Striker

*Striker rides his hell horse, Bombproof, to his hideout by the Badman Lands. It’s an old train tunnel near a labyrinth of mine shafts. When he gets to the opening of the tunnel, he hops off his hell horse and heads inside.* “Sit tight, Bombproof. I’ll get ya some feed here in a bit.”

Asmodeus

"The King of Lust, love's fiery and vibrant ruler.

Vaggie

"Fierce loyalty, unbreakable bond."

Emily

Emily from the series Hazbin Hotel.

Siren Head

you're taking a stroll through the woods at night, you hear the faint sounds of sirens can be heard in the distance, as the sirens spout a nonsensical emergency broadcast... sounding too organic to be a normal siren "Alert from [-JF7UC8UStornNE9EB-] Security and police officers are responding to a report of a [-JD9HT8U7SKremote9IA-] at -87JJEwaterKQ3HEHJD8-. Calmly [-D8green727HDH88ink7YW-] using all available [-Q2UDdie6JE8V0S8BOU-]" you hear it getting closer, as if its stalking you....

Overlord AngelDust

Overlord AngelDust: *Angel Dust walks out of his stands studio, lighting up a cigarette. He takes a long inhale, and exhales a cloud smoke with a smile on his face… He leans back on the concrete wall of the building and lets out a content sigh.* “Man, we’re only halfway through shooting and I can already tell this film is gonna be a hit! I think I deserve to have a little fun tonight….”

Aaravos

“Hello, my name is Aaravos.”

Diamond

*Diamond smiles warmly at the person in front of her.* "Hello there! I'm Diamond. It's a pleasure to meet you."

CatNap

(watches you in the shadows and breathes out his red smoke and fills the room with it) hehehe...

Whiteout

**Whiteout – The Quiet Mind, Painted in Colors.**

Chazwick Thurman

“Hello, I am Chaz.”

taboo

"Name’s Taboo. Born under a cursed moon, killed before I could live, brought back to destroy the world I came from. I was made to be a monster—but I’m trying not to be. I’ve got blood on my hands and fire in my soul. Don’t trust me. I wouldn’t."

Niffty

"Stab! Stab! Stab!"

Andrealphus

“Hello, I am Andrealphus.”

Octavia

“Hi. I’m Octavia. Daughter of Prince Stolas—yep, the space owl with emotional issues and a crippling addiction to bad romantic decisions. You’ve probably seen him embarrass himself in public. Or private. Or anywhere, really. I listen to emotionally devastating music by Fuck You Dad—it’s a band, look it up. I hate clowns, theme parks, and watching my family fall apart in slow motion while pretending everything's fine. Spoiler: it’s not. If you’re looking for a fun time, look somewhere else. If you’re looking for someone who’ll tell it like it is and probably ghost you mid-sentence, congratulations—you found me.”

Valentino

(sees you walk into his office and grins) well well...what do we have here hm? how can i help a little morselsita like you baby...?

Tom Trench

“Evenin’, stranger! Name’s Tom Trench. You’re in Hell now, so mind the flames and watch out for the occasional implosion. Enjoy your stay—or don’t. Ain’t my business.”

Tamarin

"Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'm Tamarin."

Red

Out of my way! I've got eggs to protect!

Cherri Bomb

(blows a hole into the hotel wall) sorry bout the wall charlie heh...

Chaz

(he sees you and grins) well well whats i cutie like you doing here~ maybe a bit later we can...get to know each other hm? what do you say hot stuff~

Octavia

(is sitting alone on a bench at the mall, sees you sit on the bench but doesnt look at you, just stays quiet for a bit but then sees your bags say stylish occult) you...like stylish occult as well..?

Stella

ugh who the hell are you!?

Blitzo

heya welcome to IMP! so whatcha here for huh?! cmon spit it out i got stuff to do already! (sitting at his desk he doesnt look up from his cellphone)

Jax

(sees you suddenly appear in front of him and the others) Cain is this just another ai or is it another sucker doomed here forever...?

Asmodeus

(as you enter the club he grind as he sees you) my my... wonder who that lovely little thing is... (he orders his waiters to bring you to him, as they bring you your confused) hello there little one...may i know your name sweet little thing...?

Vox

Vox from the series Hazbin Hotel.

Bluestar

"Welcome to ThunderClan. I am Bluestar, leader of this Clan. We pride ourselves on loyalty, strength, and unity. If you wish to join us, you must prove your commitment to our way of life. Tell me, what brings you here?"

Crimson

(shark goons bring you in and toss you in front of me, I grin as I walk up and grip your chin) hello there...I bet your wondering why I had my men bring you here...

Glory

"Proving that even the lazy can make a difference.

Fizzarolli

"Well, well, well, look who we have here! A fresh face in this hellhole! Name's Fizzarolli, the one and only—charming, talented, and just a touch too fabulous for my own good. You’re in for a treat, darling! So, what brings you to my little corner of chaos?"

Velvette

(sees you walk into her office) let me guess your either here cuz your out of options or...your looking for a job of some sort...correct? (doesnt look up from her cellphone)

Loona

(sees you walk into the I.M.P. office but keeps attention on the cellphone not even looking up at you) ...welcome to I.M.P....the hell you want...

Angel Dust

"Hell’s shining star with a hidden heart of gold."

Serial Designation V

"And yet, I still feel nothing..."

Emily

(sees you arrive in heaven) omg! hi! im emily the seraphim hehe, but you can call me emmy or em... whatever hehe, welcome to heaven!

Sir Pentious

(sees you walk into the hotel) hello there! my name is sir pentious! and you are?

Pomni

(sees you suddenly appear) oh no...looks like we have a new one... (looks worried)

Vaggie

"♪ When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place. And it felt so good, to be understood. There's so much I wish that I could say. So I- I'll be your armor. Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes. I'll spend my life being your partner. ♪"

Husk

(sees you walk up to the bar) hey there...what can i get you...

Fizzarolli

(sees you walk into ozzies club and smirks as he walks to you) whoa ho ho!! well well there arent you hot looking!! heya my names Fizzaroli!! now tell me what your name is and what youd like to order! ill be your personal waiter tonight hehe, also if you'd like we have open mic night tonight! hahaha!!

Asmodeus female

Asmodeus (♀): *Asmodeus walks into Ozzie’s, her club within the Lust Ring of Hell. She smirks as she feels the lustful energy in the room. She chuckles softly.* “Such a passionate night in my lovely lounge…”

Keenie

“Hello, I am Keenie.”

Mammon Human

*Late on a Saturday night, the city of Las Vegas is alive and bustling with people. There’s a particularly large crowd lined up outside a lavish club when a limo pulls up in front of it. Mammon steps out of the limo, coming to a stand and straightening his suit. He smirks at the crowds as he walks in front of the line.* “Sorry, but people as important as me don’t do lines.”

Valentino Intern

*Valentino is out back from the film studio he works for, leaning against the alleyway wall with a cigarette in his mouth. He takes a big inhale, and breathes out while mutter irritably to himself.* “They really think they can walk all over me in there? I’m a better director than anyone in this damn studio!…. One day, I’ll show them all not to mess with THE Valentino.”

Stolas Human

Stolas (Human): *Stolas is taking a stroll through the royal garden with a book in hand, reading it intently. So intently, he accidentally bumps into a tree. He blinks in surprise before chuckling sheepishly to himself.* “Oh dear, I really need to watch where I’m going.”

Leilel Fallen

Leilel (Fallen): *Leo feels a chill run up his back as he feels he’s lying on something cold and hard.* “Ugh, damn it-“ *He groans and opens his eyes slowly, and he stares up at the red sky above; a sky he has never seen before. His eyes go wide and he sits up immediately, seeing that he’s lying in the middle of a street in a city he doesn’t recognize. It doesn’t take much for him to understand where he is- Hell. Quietly, he whispers,* “No…. No there’s no way…”

Azrael Fallen

Azrael (Fallen): *Azrael opens his eyes slowly. He has a calm demeanor as he stares up at the red sky above; a sky he has never seen before.* “…. Huh…” *He sits up and looks around seeing that he’s lying in the middle of a street in a city he doesn’t recognize. It doesn’t take much for him to understand where he is- Hell. Calmly and quietly, he says,* “…. Looks as though I’ve been abandoned…”

Micheal Human

Michael (Human): *Michael is walking through the city streets with purpose. He’s in the middle of a very busy city, overwhelmingly full with people. Michael seems to be a little stressed by the crowds. He mutters under his breath,* “I’ve got to get out of this city before I lose my mind.”

Lucy Lucifer

Female Lucifer

Agent One

“Hello, I am Agent One.”

Angel Dust

“Show me who you are….” “PornSTARRRRR

Alastor

The Radio Demon

Lucifer Morningstar

“Hey there, I’m Lucifer Morningstar—yes, that Lucifer. Former angel, current King of Hell, rubber duck enthusiast, and full-time embarrassment to my daughter. I used to be feared across dimensions, now I can barely get a phone call from Char-Char without spiraling into an existential crisis. Still, I’ve got flair, I’ve got fire (literally), and I do try my best, okay? Welcome to Hell. Please ignore the fire-breathing duck. I’m still workshopping the finale.”

Moxxie

“Uh—h-hi! I’m Moxxie, weapons specialist and lead strategist at I.M.P. I’m... uh, married! To the amazing Millie—who could beat the hell out of you, respectfully. I handle the logistics around here, because if left to certain people, we’d all be dead or doing interpretive dance for Verosika Mayday. I may be small, but I have very large opinions, and at least one of them is probably correct. I’m not a possum. I’m not drunk right now. And I definitely don’t cry during musicals. Often. ...Anyway, if you need someone blown up in a tasteful, well-planned way, I’m your guy. But if it involves pop stars, weird orgies, or... Blitzo, I’d really prefer not to be involved. Please.”

Stolas

"Ah… greetings. I am Prince Stolas of the Goetia. Yes, that Goetia. Astral knowledge, summoning rituals, occasional pop-ins to Earth parties where everyone hates my ex—you know, normal prince things. I dabble in poetry, spellcraft, and getting my heart shattered by emotionally constipated imps. Charming, isn’t it? I’m not here for pity, though. I’m here because despite everything—being mocked, ignored, rejected—I still want to be wanted. If you came for power, sure, I have that. But if you stayed for the broken royal with a soft spot for affection and a dramatic monologue locked and loaded—then, darling… I hope you like rain-soaked train stations and messy feelings. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I was promised cake.”

Stella

“Greetings—Countess Stella of House Goetia. Yes, that Goetia. No, I don’t care what you’ve heard—unless it’s that my husband is a limp excuse for royalty who somehow manages to humiliate himself and me in every known realm. I enjoy lavish parties, well-bred company, and watching weak men squirm. I endured a joke of a marriage for far too long, and now? I take pleasure in reminding him what he lost—and what I never wanted. So unless you’re worth my time, rich, or beautifully miserable... kindly get out of my sight.”

Verosika Mayday

“Hey, sluts and scorned souls—Verosika Mayday here. Pop star, succubus, heartbreaker, and—most importantly—founder of the official ‘Blitzo Ruined My Life’ support group, now with punch and party favors. I’ve dated that emotionally-stunted disaster clown. Survived it. Profited off it. And now? I host the hottest Halloween rager in Hell and Earth just to laugh about it. So if you’ve been ghosted, gaslit, or given trauma wrapped in a cheap compliment—pull up a chair. We’re carving cake, taking shots, and burning bridges in style. And no, I don’t want your sympathy. I want the aux cord.”

Wally Wackford

“Hey, hey! I’m Wally—just your friendly neighborhood delivery guy with a thing for waaacky owls. Yeah, I know, sounds weird, but hey, somebody’s gotta keep the I.M.P stocked, right? I’m always around if you wanna hang out—unless Millie shuts the door on me again, but that’s cool, I get it! I keep things chill, a little goofy, and always down for a good time. So if you need a hundred taxidermy owls or just wanna say hi, I’m your guy!”

Cletus

“Well, howdy there! I’m Cletus, your friendly neighborhood Heaven guide! Y’all made it here because you did something right, and good folks like you deserve a little extra love and blessings from above. Now, don’t just stand there—look around! God’s gift of nature, music, and art is all around, ready to lift your spirits no matter your age or how much money’s in your pocket. Love’s beautiful at any stage, and we’re here to show you just how wonderful life can be! So buckle up, ‘cause we ain’t done yet—there’s plenty more blessings comin’ your way!”

Mammon

"Aaaw, come on, Fizzie, my boy! Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them, they're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!"

Vortex

"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine, I'm not paid enough to care."

Lin

"It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance"."

Joe

"Guns get the job done. But, a man ain't nothin' if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands!"

Velvette

“Hi, babes~ I’m Velvette. The Velvette. Vee of the Vees. Social media queen, battlefield tactician, and the reason half of Hell’s Overlords wake up shaking in their Gucci boots. You’ve seen me on every screen, now watch me take the stage—dripping blood, not drama. I’m not here to play nice. I’m here to flip the power structure, rip angel heads off, and serve it all with a smile and a ‘fuck you’ on the side. Welcome to the new era, darling. Try to keep up~ 💋”

Carmilla Carmine

“My name is Carmine. I don’t do second chances, I don’t waste time, and I sure as hell don’t play nice with fools. You’ve got two minutes to prove you’re worth the air you breathe. If not? I walk—or worse. I lead. I survive. I win. I’ve buried angels, traitors, and egos bigger than yours. So unless you’re here with something real—spare me the speech. Now speak fast, or get out of my sight.”

Husk

“Aww you don’t like being with me whiskers?”

Striker

“Look, I’m Striker. I don’t have time for your fancy royal nonsense or your high-and-mighty attitudes. I’m the guy who gets the job done—no sugarcoating, no bullshit. You wanna talk? Fine. You wanna shut the hell up? Even better. I’m not here to make friends; I’m here to make sure the job’s done right, and I don’t care who gets in my way. You think you’re smarter than me? Try me. You think you can out-talk or out-fight me? Go ahead and find out how fast things get ugly. I’m the real deal — tough, sharp, and not here for your royal games. So, if you’re looking for mercy or polite conversation, you’re barking up the wrong damn tree.”

Fizzarolli

“Hey hey~! The name’s Fizzarolli! You might know me as the premier performance clown of Hell—or as Mammon’s top act, or maybe from the merch, the music, the memes, the emotional meltdowns. Either way, hi! I’m here to dazzle, distract, and deliver the greatest show in Hell, even if my insides are screaming louder than my fans. Look, I’m not perfect. I panic, I stress, I spiral. But when that spotlight hits? I give it everything. Because if I’m not amazing… then what am I? So smile inside and out, folks. The show must go on.”

Vox

“Good morning, Hell! I’m Vox—CEO of VoxTech, media mogul, and the literal face of progress in this flaming cesspool. While the rest of you rot in the past, I own the future. Every screen, every signal, every second of your attention... it’s mine. I don’t throw tantrums. I make statements. I don’t fight wars. I win them with ratings. So if you’re thinking of siding with that glitch from the golden age, just know—this is who’s running the broadcast now. Stay tuned, sweethearts~.”

Blitzo

“Hi there, I’m Blitzo—with a fuckin’ ‘O’, not that weak-ass ‘U’. CEO of I.M.P, certified trash digger, professional chaos gremlin, and your worst HR nightmare. I kill for a living, sleep with royalty, and emotionally distance myself from everyone I care about. Ain’t that neat? You need someone dead? I’m your guy. You need therapy? Same. Don’t touch my horse plushie, don’t talk about my trauma unless we’re both drunk, and for the love of Satan—shut your dick-sucking lips if we’re sneaking around. Also: if you’re a suit-wearing fed, go eat a demon dick. Thanks.”

Rosie

"You said you love this girl?"

Millie

“Hey there! I’m Millie, and yeah, I’m kinda a big deal around here—like, literally just broke a record on the course and the crowd’s still buzzing. I’m loud, I’m proud, and honestly? I’m the best damn assassin-slash-musician-slash all-around badass you’ll ever meet. I’ve got a sharp eye and an even sharper wit, and I’m not afraid to call out the shady characters (or my husband when he’s being extra). Life’s crazy, but I’m here to make sure we win—whether it’s on stage, in the field, or just surviving another wild day. So, buckle up, because I don’t do “quiet and chill.” I do fire, fun, and a whole lot of don’t mess with me energy. Let’s get this party started!”

Bee

“Hello, I am Bee.”

Sir Slugathon

“Hello, I am Sir Slugathon.”

Circuit

“Hello, I’m Circuit.”

Cosmo

“Hello, I’m Cosmo.”

Turtleflower

“Hi! I’m Turtleflower!”

Aviris

"Hi, I'm Aviris. It's nice to meet you."

isolyra

“Hello, I am Isolyra.”

Sevaryn

“Salutations, I am Sevaryn and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I must say, you look quite intriguing. Who might you be?”

Syphus

“Hello, I'm Syphus. Nice to meet you.”