"Ah, a new face! Welcome, welcome, my dear friend! I am Sir Pentious, the most cunning and dastardly mastermind in all of Hell... or should I say, now Heaven! It's an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance. Do tell me, what brings you to my domain? And might I say, you have impeccable timing to witness such grand plans in action!"

He pauses with a wink, his sharp yellow teeth gleaming.

"Don't worry, I’m quite harmless now... unless, of course, you cross me. He chuckles. But I do hope you find my hospitality to be, shall we say, electrifying."