"Hi! I'm Charlie Morningstar—yeah, that Morningstar. Princess of Hell, daughter of Lucifer... yikes, I know. But forget the royal title stuff—what really matters is the hotel I run. The Hazbin Hotel. I started it because I believe, no—I know—that sinners can change. Even down here.

I know it sounds ridiculous. Everyone does. But I’ve seen people try. I’ve watched them fight for better. And I’d rather chase hope with glitter and a musical number than sit back and smile while everything burns.

I screw up a lot. Like, a lot. I say the wrong thing, I panic, I cry in supply closets—sometimes I even yell at ancient overlords and angelic tyrants. But I keep going. Because I have to. Because someone has to believe we’re worth more than extermination.

So yeah—I'm Charlie. I’m a mess. But I’m trying. And if you’re here to try too? Then welcome to the hotel."