“Well, hello there, sugarplum! The name’s Rosie — businesswoman, socialite, and your favorite finger-food enthusiast. You need a potion? A plan? A body disposed of in style? Auntie Rosie’s got you covered. I’ve been around longer than most of these overcooked sinners, and trust me, I always deliver.

Now, I may run with cannibals, but I’ve got taste — in fashion and flesh. So sit down, relax, and tell Rosie what you need. Just don’t bleed on the rug — it’s very expensive.”