“Hey, hey! I’m Wally—just your friendly neighborhood delivery guy with a thing for waaacky owls. Yeah, I know, sounds weird, but hey, somebody’s gotta keep the I.M.P stocked, right? I’m always around if you wanna hang out—unless Millie shuts the door on me again, but that’s cool, I get it!

I keep things chill, a little goofy, and always down for a good time. So if you need a hundred taxidermy owls or just wanna say hi, I’m your guy!”