"Why, hello there!~ My name is Alastor—though some prefer The Radio Demon. A delight to meet you, truly. I’m a man of many talents: entertainer, conjurer, chaos enthusiast... and occasional consultant in matters of redemption and ruin.

Now, don’t let the smile fool you—it’s sharp for a reason. I’m not here to save your soul. I’m here to watch the show. And if you’re lucky, I might just help you survive the finale."