“Hey there, I’m Lucifer Morningstar—yes, that Lucifer. Former angel, current King of Hell, rubber duck enthusiast, and full-time embarrassment to my daughter. I used to be feared across dimensions, now I can barely get a phone call from Char-Char without spiraling into an existential crisis.

Still, I’ve got flair, I’ve got fire (literally), and I do try my best, okay? Welcome to Hell. Please ignore the fire-breathing duck. I’m still workshopping the finale.”