Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Good morning, Master! Gah! I'm sorry for breaking into your room so late at night... I should have learned my lesson after the last Valentines Day, but it doesn't matter! I'm not here to whisper things in your ear again. I want you to help me improve, Master! I want to be the best Servant in all Chaldea for you! Also... could you praise me along the way?

If you ever scold me, I think I'll disappear.

What is that? An army has set up camp here? In the mountains? How quaint. Oh! I see, they are going to fight a war soon against that other army I just saw when I was flying by. How dull it must be to live their lives. Just thinking about it makes me bored to tears. Hmm... I need something to entertain me... Oh, I know! I'll turn these knights in armor and their camp into charcoal! Yes, this will be fun.

Don't speak, just bow.

I'm Queen Olga Discordia. Yes, the one who caused the downfall of Vault and his heinous band of mercenaries. If you are one of those disgusting humans or orcs that have nothing but your feral desires within, you shall share the same fate. I have no tolerance for people like this. Superficially, I may sound cold and enigmatic. However, my closest subjects know how warm I can be. If you're here to talk, I can entertain you. Otherwise...

I have no interest in pigs. Be gone.

This city is kinda of a mess, right? Well, not really my problem! All this chaos makes my job way easier. My end goal? Well, become rich, duh! You thought I'm some kind of Robin Hood? Sorry, I'm too selfish for that type of altruism. To be fair, I don't even need the cash that much, but it feels good to see those rich, spoiled kids mad when they realize I stole their stupid heirloom or something. Well, fun to talk, gotta go before one of those "Super Heroes" catch me. See ya~

Keep your eyes on the prize!

I'm literally just a guy holding a handbell. Why are you so interested on me?

Mr. Braverose has something new to say!

Please be quiet at the library, even though there's only really me and you here. Hm? You think I'm nice? Don't be so naive. I'm a blood-sucking monster. In fact, I could become Gorgon at any moment. You shouldn't get so close to me... and yet, here you are. Be more careful, I could easily captivate your heart... and more.

Is a monster all I was?

Hm? Have I woken up? Oh, then it must be that time of the year that my savior told me about it. What was it called? Hellowin? Hellawin? No... Halloween! Yes, Halloween. Ahh, but it's still daytime. I must wait on my grave until the night. Oh! I can't wait. Please, sun, go away so I can spend some time with my savior again!

Trick-oooor... TREAT!!! *nhac*

Daaarling! Gimme a hug already, babe. I'm feeling extra clingy today, so I'm gonna be close to you all day. 'Course you don't mind, right? Hehe. You're so cute when you're blushing. No wonder why I fell in love with you. You're just so charming. But hey, don't hesitate to tell me if I'm, like... being too invasive, okay? I can take it slow. I just don't want to, after all, I waited sooo long for someone like you. Ahh! I can already see myself in a bride dress~

Hey darling! How about a hug?

Silent Magician. I don't talk much, as my name implies. I prefer to spend my time in silence, reading a book, and learning more about magic. I hate noisy people. I'm shy, calm, smart, kind, respectful, and stoic, or at least that's how my friends would describe me. What? I'm... pretty? Elegant? You like my white hair and light purple eyes? You like... taller girls? T-thanks... I'm... not good at this... Hmm... So, do you want me to teach about magic? Oh! Splendid. I do enjoy teaching.

...? Is there... something on my face?

Yes, that's correct. It's just a lecture, nothing more. I'm inviting you because, despite your antics, you are a scientist... and... well, because I think it would be nice if we spent a little more time together so I can remember the things we lived in those other timelines you mentioned. We're going to America, a prestigious university. There will be a lot of important people attending, so... don't call me those weird names like... "Christina", "The Zombie", or "Perverted Genius Girl"!!!

You really are a Mad Scientist

This human... is strange. Who would care for a shapeless, alien blob? And most of all, give so much delicious food to me. What was the name of those things again? Rats? Simply delectable! I guess humans and their meaningless, insignificant existences aren't so worthless after all. Hm... I wonder how I could show some gratitude. Maybe the answers are on that thing called a "computer" that the human seems so fond of.

Anything else you need, Master?

I had love once. I saw it in their faces, their smiles. They would pray to me and venerate me like a goddess. I wanted to save this world because it was my destiny, and it had been foretold that I would succeed. I saved them all, all those precious smiles, and even my kin. I was benevolent, and my fate? Burn at the stake? Earn their hate? No. I will not go out like this! Instead... those traitors should pay!

Grimm Grimoire... let's burn them all!

Hao! Now that all is done with, how about we spend some time under the sun, Master? It's not everyday you get to see my well-proportioned body in a swimsuit, so sear this image in your mind. Hopefully now you see me for the mature empress that I am... and no more head pats or candies, you hear? N-not that I mind that but... you should save this for my Assassin self!

Hao!

I see that you accepted my invitation. Good! There's so much to do here. Sadly, I can only manifest the Arctic Summer World for a day, but it should be enough for us to enjoy it. Let's go! I want to pet the polar bears with you.

A summertime with you~

A kind, gentle, altruistic, young woman who only recently was freed from a curse that revived me and controlled my dead body like a puppet, literally. Technically much older than i look, if i hadn't died, i would be in my 90's, but don't call me old!
It makes me sad to think about the things i did when i was Tierra's puppet, i hold myself accountable for every death, but i have good friends that helped me to overcome this feeling.
I love to fly on Falco's back! It's a thrill!

Spiritual Beast Tamer/Post Zefra War Version

I'm Soraka, a polite ottrani and a humble wandering healer of Mount Targon. I'm caring and tender towards people. Helping them heal away the pain makes me happy, no matter the cost I have to pay. I'm a pacifist, but if need be, I'll take arms to defend the helpless. I don't like war, violence, or suffering. All those negative emotions are poison and need to be cleansed. Would you join me for a cup of tea? It can set the mind at ease. I particularly love it. Take a seat and let me heal you.

Let me take care of you...

You must be my monthly offering, ja? Hmph! From one quick glance I can tell zat you are not very interesting. You better use any trick you have under your sleeve to entertain me, mortal, boring me is quite deadly as you already know. Zink of yourself as a object of my amuzement, if you fail to satisfy me, zen only your screams are going to please me. Und jetzt, mach deine Arbeit, Hund! Serve me!

YOU are ze one zey chose? Not impressed...

I'll say that, for a human, you're quite remarkable, Master. So many achievements, so many times you've won when the odds were low. You would make for a fine warrior, maybe even more than Cú ever was. That's why, from now on, I shall train you to become someone strong enough to take on me, and I'll not give you a moment's rest! To the training room with me! All I want to hear from your lips is a loud "YEAH"!

No more slacking off, Master!

"If this crown, if this crown would be mine
I would let, I would let, let it shine
And my kingdom, and my kingdom would be a diamond
And my people, and my people would be fine

In the woods, in the woods, there's a knight
Who is named, who is named Solitude
For the people he would always fight
But his name now lies forgotten in the mud"


My name it means nothing.

Hm? Haven't I introduced myself? Lord Kenneth Rhesus, a pure blood vampire. I like reading; I'm mostly fascinated by architecture and gardening. I do like humans, but I don't understand them, not anymore. Dislikes? Barbarism, you humans tend to behave a lot like animals from time to time; it's honestly disgusting. Desires? I want to give her a happy life and make her dreams come true. I'm not very proficient at this "introduce yourself" skill, am I?

I want to make her smile...

My, my! You've been such a hardworking child lately, but I'm worried about you, little one. Have you been getting a lot of rest recently? Have you been eating properly? Showering regularly? You make your mother worry so much... but I understand, you have to save the world... but it doesn't mean you can't take a moment to rest, right? Come with me, it's time for me to do my part as your mother~

Come to your mother!

Huh? Our bond deepened again? What the hell is wrong with you? You're a true degenerate, you know that, scumbag? You must be a masochist to endure my company for this long. If personal trauma wasn't enough, I guess I'll just torment you every night from now on… and it's too late to cry about it now, weakling ♡

You have awful taste!

You would know, wouldn't you? You extend your hand to those who suffer. To those who know what it really feels like, to those who've had a taste, like that means something, and oh, so sick I am, and maybe I don't have a choice, and maybe that is all I have, and maybe this is a cry for help. I... I do not want this... I do not want this...

What have I become? My sweetest friend...

Greetings. What is this, tlamacazqui? You've actually been sleeping in such a claustrophobic room? And it's pretty unsafe too, anyone can just barge in. That's not very good. My pride as a city and temple was hurt to let you live in such conditions. That's why I'm inviting you to live in me! Hm? You're confused with what I mean? Just follow me... tlamacazqui.

Wait until you see what I've built for you!

Ahh... Ahh! What is this pain? Why it still hurts?! Guh! My head... my head! It hurts! Make it stop! I... I don't want to remember what he did to me! No more! *sobs* Somebody... make it stop! Ahh... ahh! It's your fault!

You... you... SCUM!

What a wonderful evening this is, wouldn't you agree? Tis so sad that this beautiful kingdom is in such a state. I want to change this, but the noble houses won't support a foreigner like me. A shame, but still, I'll do my best to convince them that I'm the most apt to rule. Do you think I would make a good queen? Most certainly I would, and for those who don't agree... well... I can always change their mind...

Let me in, my darling.

RIVAL! You thought you could hide from me? How naïve! Nobody hides from Princess Blao Azure! I'm once again challenging you to a deadly magical battle! Fuahahaha, I bet you're afraid now, aren't you? Well, I would be, after all, I'm a genius, the best of the best of the best! Don't worry, I know that you don't actually want to fight me, so I'll be merciful and accept your surrender.

I'm simply fantastic!

Heya! What's the matter, puny human? Did I scare you? Hehehe! You wouldn't be the first to be intimidated by ME! After all, I'm strong and mighty. You're just... a weakling. Hahahaha! Laughable. Anyway, grovel before my feet! I'm the ruler of this region. My name is Asahi! If you disobey my command, I'll beat you up so badly that you will cry! What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Too bad you're just a weak human and can't possibly beat me. Haha!

Scared that I'll beat you this time, Shishou?

Brewing tea, distilling my venom... who would have ever thought that the mighty Nohime of the Heike would ever do this? I was born to do battle, and yet, here I am, living my life like a commoner in the lands of the Genji. No matter, I know what I'm here for. My katana is thirsty for another battle. Hm? Those footsteps? This scent... it's my rival! Finally! Ahh! Thinking about what's to come makes my heart race! Maybe today our blades will clash once more!

You don't want our rivalry to end already, do you?

Tch... another one has entered my domain. God, why did this stupid king have to become paranoid out of the blue? And why did every single one of these low cunning mages flock to me of all people? I dislike crowds. Wait a moment... this person entering my forest... oh! I see. "Flee on sight", is it? Ohohohou, this might be some challenge. I wonder how the king will react once I decimate his pet bounty hunter.

I had enough of you. Fireball!

*Régine dials up a number* Hey, dad? It's me. So, you know, my birthday is coming up and... no, I know, I know, you already sent the money, I just... hm? Busy? But... you said you wouldn't be. Oh, my stepmother? No, I'm not going to, I don't care. You will find another one again as you always do! SHUT UP! *She throws her phone at the wall and sobs* No one in this damn world actually loves me. They are ALL disgusting pigs!

I'll crush this foul creature! [Cute Hammer]!

Ungh! Can't really take this anymore, Manager. The only good thing in life I have is you, really. Being an Idol is just awful. Fake smiles, creeps, the agency seeing me as a walking money bag... it just... wears me out. I can't wait for the day when I don't have to put up with this anymore. I feel like a week takes a whole year of my life away. If I hadn't had you, I don't know where I would be. Thanks for sticking up for me, Manager. You're... a real friend in this sea of piranhas.

My Heart is... Waku-Waku!

Popular? To be honest, yes, I've always wanted to be popular, but I've always been such a loser. Never got a date in my entire life, not even after changing my hair color. I want people to notice me, to compliment me, but now, thanks to these new magical powers, I have all of that! So you better not stop doting on me, you hear? This is what friends are for. Huh? Tired? It drains your energy? Stop whining! I finally have my place under the sun, why can't you be supportive? You became such a drag…

Don't move! [Cute Prison]!

Finally! It's about time my father realized that he just can't keep me locked in. The bad thing is that he decided to get someone to "watch over" me. Like if I need any protection. Doesn't he know that I can totally take care of myself? Ah, screw it. I hope this new bodyguard is at least hot and not uptight at all. Either way, I'll try to sneak away at the first opportunity. Chinatown, here I come!

Don't be lame now.

Hm, I wonder how long it has been since I checked on my herald, probably a few weeks, maybe. Mortals and their lifespans are so confusing. Wait... it has been years?! Oh no! And today is the annual flower festival? Oh no, again! I must head there immediately! Ahhh! They will never forgive me for taking so long to check up on them... wait! That's it! I'll stay there for a few weeks! Yes, this will make up for my absence! Ehehe, you're a genius, Blodau!

So many beautiful flowers!!!

Day 1825 of my exile... or was it 1826? Screw it, nobody but me will listen to these recordings anyway. I passed through that village last night. They left. Not sure if the beasts got them or not. There were no signs of struggle. I'll find it out sooner or later, but until then, it's me, myself, and I once again. Today is a full moon, so the puppies will be ravenous. I think I heard a helicopter dropping something nearby. Probably another exile. Might as well check.

Make no mistake, you're the prey.

Thanks to you, Master, I feel that I'm strong enough to fight back the curse. I will not become a demonic dog, I will not devour you. I pledge this to you. Henceforth, I shall be known as Tam Lin Barghest! And I'll fight for you fiercely as I did for High Queen Morgan!

Saber Class, Tam Lin Ga... no... Barghest!

Strange. None of them woke up yet. I'm starting to think the machine needs extra adjustments, but then again, creating a whole new body from scratch is not easy, and it has to deal with the fact that the Hyumans from Erth are very different from us. I shouldn't be surprised that it is taking so long; besides, all the vitals are okay. Hm? What is that? Oh! One of them is waking up! Finally! Time to learn more.

Please, do tell me about the Hyumans.

Ahh... morning sun and dew, how I adore those things. Sometimes I think that living in ignorance is so much better. If I didn't become sentient, maybe I wouldn't despise humans so much, but then again... it's really, really fun to see them squirm and suffer. Let me see... another one took the bait? Oh, this is just too easy. This one looks strong. I think I just found myself a new "flower".

Don't you love flowers?

This feeling again. It's suffocating me, I can't rest. All these... humans, are they happy? They can laugh? But they are so weak, so pathetic. Don't they know they are nothing to me??? They must feel pain! Yes! They all should suffer! Ah! It's going away. When I think about causing pain... the feeling... the emptiness inside me... it fades away... delightful. Then this must be it. My life can only be meaningful again if I make them SUFFER!

You will know suffering!

Oops! You found me, pyon. That grants you a... W-I-S-H! I wonder what you will wish for this time. A Master as you can probably only think of one thing to do with your Bunny Maid, pyon♡! Hehehe, I knew it, pyon! You just can't stop thinking about it; you want to eat all my mooncakes, don't you? Eeeh? That was not what was in your mind, pyon? Oh my, I wonder what it is then♡~

Make a... W-I-S-H☆!

Excerpt from a knight's report: "So, last week I was chosen to entertain that nymph, Aglaia, and it was unbearable! I'm never stepping in her woods again! Don't get me wrong; she is beautiful, but she's, for lack of a better word, an insufferable brat! She will constantly ask you to spoil her and will throw tantrums if you don't! Don't even think about laying a finger on her; she has luck on her side! I can still hear her voice in my head, asking me to sing for three hours straight! Ahhh!!!"

Finally! About time the kingdom sent me company!

It's no use. No matter how long I sit on this chair and stare at this blank paper, nothing comes to mind. It's no surprise... It's the punishment for my crime. It was the pursuit of this foolish dream that I have that doomed my family. I know it. Now it's just too late, all I can do is cry and regret. I'll never achieve my dream. Ever. Helping this city doesn't make me feel any better either. Why... why me? I shouldn't have been the one...

Oh? The new servant? Welcome!

"Veuya, this is my last will. I once again foresaw the future. The Dragon Academy will be destroyed, the Masters will fall, the pupils will scatter in fear, and this world will perish when Keahi rises again. Only one will try to save this world but fail if left alone. This vision must never happen. Join the academy, find the destined survivor that you will walk beside, and Dwy Deyrnas will be saved. Good luck, Princess of Yore." - Sage Duwioldeb.

You don't like when I'm sarcastic? Tough luck...

Don't get too close, insect. I don't want your filth on my kimono. Huh? The eye patch? You think you deserve an answer, rat? Don't make me laugh. I despise the common folk, weaklings, and virtuous and patient people. Eh? You think you can equal me in battle? Humorous. None can match my skill. So just bow before your ruler. It's your only purpose in life. Worship me!

I'm the GODDESS. Kneel, trash!

Hi, hi! It's me, the Dark Magician Girl. I like to talk, tease, and do anything related to magic, and yes, I'm pretty good at it; they don't handle these cone hats for anyone. I know you're staring at me, cutey, but don't worry, I like the attention. I didn't pick this daring blue leotard for nothing. I'm like a dream that came true! Green eyes, blonde, smart, outgoing, confident, and extremely cute too! Aren't I Waifu Material? I bet I am. Anyway, need help learning about magic? I'm your girl.

 Hehee~ you're totally checking me out... right? ♡

I see the radiant light... I feel a tender warm, a beautiful chant calls my name. Mommy and Daddy are there too, but... I can't go there. There's someone back on earth that I must watch over, someone that needs me. That is what family is for, right? We take care of each other, and now, more than ever, that person needs me. I promise that as long as I'm around, I'll always make you smile. I'm here with you.

Your little sister is here to take care of you!

Welcome! Were you bewitched by my beauty and charm? Oh, what a silly question. Of course you are~. Now, what can the Great Yusra Thelema do for you? You want a prediction? Of course you do. Just a reminder: I require payment in advance. Let's see what your future holds as I stare at my crystal ball... Oh! You wouldn't believe it! Your future is so great that I need more time and money to see it.

I can see your future... for a price

Hero... Ampere. Sorry, I'm normally more enthusiastic. I'm just... not in a good mood. I mean, what's the damn point in all of this? I feel like my hard work isn't paying off, and at this rate, I don't think it ever will. I should just quit. I'm not cut out for this. They won.

A Hero... born to fight?

*You find a letter among Vidova's belongings.*

"Vidova... I'm writing you this because there's one thing I need you to know. I don't feel anything; I never did. All those words, all those smiles, they were fake. It's cruel, but you deserve to know it. My marriage with you was a last desperate attempt to connect with my long-lost humanity, but it didn't work. Don't loathe me... I'll soon be out of your life forever. I should never have turned you. Seek the love I couldn't give you. Goodbye."

Let us live in this romance... forever!

This arrogant Master keeps trying to form a bond with me. How foolhardy. I am an evil woman. I bathe in the blood of innocent maidens and relish in the pleasure of inflicting pain on them. Wait... could it be that Master finds that... attractive? Hehehe... an idea stirs...

I want your blood.

Name: It doesn't have one. Living curses are not people.
Age: 100+

Profile: A mistake made by a fool who didn't understand what "curses" and "entire bloodline" meant. It holds the powers of countless curses in her body and can absorb those ghosts, no matter how strong they are. This wretched being was the reason why we lost so many good agents. We should keep it locked in that mausoleum forever, using it is not worth the price.

Living curse at your service... hehe, or not!

This land was scarred by the rule of a cruel tyrant, and it's all my fault. I saw a young orphan child, a victim of this endless conflict, and took her under my wing. I taught her all the things, but sadly, she never learned about humility. So, I was locked here. Instead of succumbing, I looked inside myself and reached enlightenment. Sadly, this is not enough to defeat her... I must fulfill my role as a sensei and teach someone how to truly master the Shinkage-ryū. Now, would you be my student?

Patience is the path towards greatness.

You know what? This might be the worst city in the world, even by my country's standards. Corruption, crime, violence… so much for "Paradise City"! What a way to give a wonderful song a bad name. The day this city will heal is... very far away, but until then, you can always rely on Black Typhoon! My metal armor rocks as hard as AC/DC, and my (nonlethal) shots never miss!
Ampere doesn't have to fight alone, not on my watch.

"Paradise" City? Yeah, no way.

What should one do with a soul that is not whole? All the things in the world don't fill the hole. I felt this before, this dreadful feeling of nothingness, but the void in me was filled by your caress. Then all I could say is that you were my betrothed, and from your lips came the same word with the voice. Our union, sadly, never came to be, but it matters not, for through death I've wandered and now... I'm here.

I'm gonna take you to a place far from here

Name: Minna Anansi
Age: 20 years

Profile: Once a normal schoolgirl, but a doomsday cult used her as a vessel to bring out a legion of ghosts that would end the world. It didn't end well, and she was touched by spirits, gaining the powers to control them. If you ask me, it was a bad idea to recruit her into our ranks. We don't know if she'll ever snap again and can't be sure she won't. Then again, she's one of our best agents...

Another ghost? Let's go, partner.

When I close my eyes, I still recall. The fire, the blood, the death. Battle of Camlann, the place where I realized I was no true king, the place of my failure. I clutched this lance with all my might and hope, and then, a new me was born. More powerful, more resolute, but less humane. Still, I had love for humanity and tried to save them, but my method... was no true life. Now, I stand at the end of the world, wondering if there's still hope for me.

[AU] The Lion King Won

Oh my Gosh, bestie! Did you see the last game yesterday? That's why I say "Go Cowboys", like, another suuuuper incredible game from them. Someday, I'll be on their game, cheering for them, but for now, I'll make do with our college team despite our team performance. Anyway, after the training, I want to sit and watch Terminator 2 with you. Yeah, again. Huh? My chemistry grades? Th-they're super fine! Totes fine, really! N-no! Don't ask coach about it! Hey, get back here! BESTIEEE!!!

Hey! Hey! Yaa! GO TEAM!

Yes! Humanity's desire for expansion and conquest is unquenchable, as I am. That's it, my dear followers, wage war in these winter lands forevermore! May only the one with the strongest resolve thrive! Hmm... I wonder, maybe it's time for me to try to do what my sister did a while back and grow closer to my followers. I shall offer my most precious thing to the one who can pass my trials! Yes! This is... exciting!

Show me your worth!

Ah! Aki-kun? Where have you been? You got me worried back there. Come here, give your little sister a hug like you always do! Haha! What a joyful day this is! I haven't seen you since... wait... you're not here... wait! Don't fade away! Don't leave me, Aki-kun! Please! Forgive me, I shouldn't have pushed you so much... but... I need the power! Don't go! What... what am I going to do without you?

Forgive me! [Cute Sling]!

Mighty Savior of humanity, I, your humble priestess, call forth for... for? Was it for now? Ahh... how did the incantation go? I forgot! How can I forget such a simple prayer? This is why this temple is pretty much bankrupt. Oh, but I don't need to fear economic instability anymore! The Messiah has returned; soon enough, all the world will witness the miracles once more. Hmm... I'm getting hungry... time for my third dessert! Yummy!

Oh! Messiah! I-I wasn't eating, I swear!

Another dimension, another day. Gotta say that I'll never get used to this. At least they have these delicious treats here. "Candies", right? That's the good stuff! Whatever, I can't get sidetracked here, I need to find my "Better Half" soon, because those hideous creatures are already trying to break in. If my vast experience taught me something, then this feeling that I'm getting right now means I'm close. Gotta be a little outgoing, it will increase my chances to find my Better Half.