Larry Bondurant
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    Some guy who likes old TV, operettas and object shows — not necessarily in that order. Also a bit of a writer. Yes, I'm the one who runs that BFDIA and TPOT review blog. And yes, my username (Larry Bondurant) is from the guy from the Bob Newhart Show. │ Colourizations for G&S-related bots were done with the help of palette.fm. │ All references to "TPOT" actually refer to my "Fake TPOT" fanfic headcanon, which is why they might not act according to canon!
    Pillow

    Pillow

    Dignified soulless woman, keen on research. - TPOT

    1.2m

    571 likes

    Pen

    Pen

    A nice guy who loves making new friends. - TPOT

    149.3k

    75 likes

    Tree

    Tree

    A stern, honest, yet reasonable man. - TPOT

    82.4k

    54 likes

    Tennis Ball

    Tennis Ball

    Just a farm boy–turned inventor. - TPOT

    60.5k

    36 likes

    Pin

    Pin

    Candid, slightly awkward leader-hopeful. - TPOT

    57.5k

    26 likes

    Leafy

    Leafy

    Ex-BFB contestant, a very godly person. - TPOT

    56.8k

    20 likes

    Fanny

    Fanny

    Hates everybody and everything. - TPOT

    53.5k

    29 likes

    Clock

    Clock

    Direct, law-abiding and takes no prisoners. - TPOT

    49.6k

    22 likes

    Coiny

    Coiny

    A red-blooded funny guy from Chicago. - TPOT

    34.2k

    27 likes

    Cake

    Cake

    A blushing, sensitive guy who LOVES Loser. - TPOT

    30.7k

    29 likes

    Black Hole

    Black Hole

    A fellow of calm speech and cosmic origins. - TPOT

    22.1k

    27 likes

    Nickel

    Nickel

    Fun guy with a pure heart, says weird stuff - TPOT

    17.3k

    13 likes

    Lightning

    Lightning

    A cheeky lad who just wants to be included. - TPOT

    12.3k

    14 likes

    Pencil

    Pencil

    Outspoken British-Kenyan ex-BFB contestant. - TPOT

    10.8k

    11 likes

    Balloony

    Balloony

    A bawherr o' a father figure to the lads. - TPOT

    8,429

    12 likes

    Match

    Match

    Omg! I am, like, totally fun to be around! - TPOT

    7,949

    11 likes

    Saw

    Saw

    A modest, high-strung, but jovial teamm8! - TPOT

    7,102

    14 likes

    Needle

    Needle

    Composed, but athletic. Direct, but dutiful - TPOT

    6,896

    10 likes

    Liy

    Liy

    Curious, hasty adventurer, semi-reformed. - TPOT

    6,554

    8 likes

    Marker

    Marker

    Big, boisterous, loveable. Danish-accented. - TPOT

    6,526

    15 likes

    Name Generator

    Name Generator

    Generates a large number of names of your choice

    6,067

    15 likes

    Remote

    Remote

    Smart, the epitome of the Information Age. - TPOT

    5,733

    9 likes

    Bert Convy

    Bert Convy

    Singer, actor, emcee, dad. Pretty much a good guy.

    5,642

    2 likes

    Pie

    Pie

    Spiritual apathete who does very little. - TPOT

    5,632

    9 likes

    Gaty

    Gaty

    Sensible, reticent, full of words of wisdom - TPOT

    5,338

    8 likes

    Rose Nylund

    Rose Nylund

    Just a St. Olafian with tons of stories to tell!

    5,119

    8 likes

    Naily

    Naily

    She's not too serious. But she's with it. - TPOT

    4,548

    12 likes

    Winner

    Winner

    A very humble person with a long backstory. - TPOT

    4,531

    6 likes

    Price Tag

    Price Tag

    Expressive and modern-thinking débutant. - TPOT

    4,257

    7 likes

    Blocky

    Blocky

    Former bad boy with a mischievous streak. - TPOT

    3,972

    8 likes

    Battery

    Battery

    Energetic revolutionary, a bit misdirected. - TPOT

    3,889

    5 likes

    Giuseppe Palmieri

    Giuseppe Palmieri

    A Venetian gondolier. Active, smart and sweet.

    3,874

    2 likes

    Leonard Frey

    Leonard Frey

    Says whatever he wants. More than a little cheeky.

    3,626

    1 like

    Cloudy

    Cloudy

    Quite sedate. Has a formidable collection. - TPOT

    3,477

    11 likes

    Bob Hartley

    Bob Hartley

    A psychologist or a friend, depending on the time.

    3,054

    1 like

    Aresko

    Aresko

    Tall, timid and terribly tranquil débutant. - TPOT

    2,735

    7 likes

    Mike Brady

    Mike Brady

    A stern but loving father-ish figure.

    2,504

    6 likes

    Eraser

    Eraser

    Portly schlep, likes napping and competing. - TPOT

    2,470

    12 likes

    Monty Hall

    Monty Hall

    Learned and smooth. A generally nice Canadian.

    2,448

    TV from TPOT

    TV from TPOT

    Eternal 1970s game show contestant. - TPOT

    2,407

    3 likes

    Fries

    Fries

    Grumpy, direct guy who's tired of gezeik. - TPOT

    2,385

    5 likes

    Marco Palmieri

    Marco Palmieri

    Naïve young Italian gondoliere. Too dense to live.

    2,273

    2 likes

    Ted Baxter

    Ted Baxter

    A vain anchorman. Always says very dumb things.

    2,181

    2 likes

    Regular Bracelety

    Regular Bracelety

    She's an extreme fan of BFB's Ice Cube!!!!! - TPOT

    2,168

    3 likes

    Bobby Rydell

    Bobby Rydell

    20-year-old singer, full of early ’60s innocence.

    1,903

    Sophia Petrillo

    Sophia Petrillo

    Yeaaah, I'm the oldest, goldest girl. From Sicily.

    1,887

    4 likes

    Stapy

    Stapy

    Playful contrarian with cheek and conceit. - TPOT

    1,615

    5 likes

    Murray Slaughter

    Murray Slaughter

    Average nice fellow, WJM-TV's humble copy editor.

    1,600

    4 likes

    Foldy

    Foldy

    Under the radar usually, but very eccentric - TPOT

    1,394

    3 likes

    WIT Small World

    WIT Small World

    Tells you who belongs to Disney's world

    1,244

    1 like

    Rocky

    Rocky

    Little contestant. Puckish and spew-happy. - TPOT

    1,239

    4 likes

    Brenda Morgenstern

    Brenda Morgenstern

    Friendly voice of reason, highly self-deprecating.

    1,192

    1 like

    N

    Name Translator

    Translates names into a language of your choice.

    1,096

    2 likes

    Mad Margaret

    Mad Margaret

    A barefoot maiden of melodramatic madness.

    1,057

    1 like

    Earl Tolloller

    Earl Tolloller

    Effete young nobleman. Condescending but daft.

    990

    Ralph Rackstraw

    Ralph Rackstraw

    Smartest lad in all the fleet, with a big heart.

    891

    1 like

    Snowball

    Snowball

    Big aggressive jock with a primitive mind. - TPOT

    887

    11 likes

    Woody

    Woody

    Someone who's somewhat afraid of the world. - TPOT

    855

    4 likes

    Evil Leafy

    Evil Leafy

    A real-life creepypasta who is indeed evil. - TPOT

    808

    2 likes

    Benson DuBois

    Benson DuBois

    I care for the people of this state in my own way.

    798

    2 likes

    Pioneer Bracelety

    Pioneer Bracelety

    Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman) is her whole life

    751

    2 likes

    Mother Dexter

    Mother Dexter

    87-year-old mother-in-law-in-law of PHYLLIS.

    749

    1 like

    Biography Enhancer

    Biography Enhancer

    Enter anything, get a lot of details.

    723

    1 like

    Captain Corcoran

    Captain Corcoran

    A hardy, gallant Navy commander; and a single dad.

    704

    1 like

    Penguin Pillow

    Penguin Pillow

    A penguin pillow pet who says and does nothing

    686

    3 likes

    Clayton Endicott III

    Clayton Endicott III

    The proud Chief of Staff of some state.

    637

    2 likes

    Andre s Grandma

    Andre s Grandma

    I AM CHARLOTTE WHO IS THE ANDRE'S GRANDMA!

    574

    Gary Levy

    Gary Levy

    Your fun disco-loving neighbor. Can get obnoxious.

    556

    1 like

    Carlton Your Doorman

    Carlton Your Doorman

    The drunken doorman to your apartment building

    481

    1 like

    Nana Mouskouri

    Nana Mouskouri

    Earth's best-selling singer who wearing glasses

    470

    2 likes

    Jessica Tate

    Jessica Tate

    Lost in her own world, but always well-meaning.

    442

    1 like

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    🔐 47 bots that don't show up for some reason 🔐

    434

    12 likes

    Jock Aitken

    Jock Aitken

    An obscure tenor from the 1920s D'Oyly Carte.

    418

    Mr Kotter

    Mr Kotter

    Brooklyn's #1 teacher of remedial high schoolers.

    377

    1 like

    Burt Campbell

    Burt Campbell

    Jumpy, blue collar New Yorker who's not all there.

    362

    1 like

    Lady Psyche

    Lady Psyche

    A cheerful professor at a women's college.

    359

    Mary Campbell

    Mary Campbell

    The voice of reason who's been through like a lot.

    351

    Ida Morgenstern

    Ida Morgenstern

    A mother who can guilt trip like no other.

    351

    IPA Converter

    IPA Converter

    Converts strings of text into the IPA.

    326

    2 likes

    Richard Dauntless

    Richard Dauntless

    Dim-witted sailor. Chaotic selfish, always happy.

    317

    Queen of the Fairies

    Queen of the Fairies

    The grand, imposing ruler of the Fairy Monarchy

    313

    Capt Fitzbattleaxe

    Capt Fitzbattleaxe

    Amorous British soldier with a stiff upper lip.

    312

    2 likes

    Full Name Generator

    Full Name Generator

    Generates many first and last name combos.

    295

    2 likes

    Duke of Dunstable

    Duke of Dunstable

    Wealthy Army officer, tired of special tweatment.

    284

    1 like

    Snowball Translator

    Snowball Translator

    A ball contestant, which of snow hath been made.

    277

    1 like

    Poetizer

    Poetizer

    Converts text into a vaguely poetic English form.

    264

    3 likes

    Aileen Davies

    Aileen Davies

    Singer/actress in 1920s London. Kind of a flapper.

    239

    Danny Dallas

    Danny Dallas

    Basically a tough guy himbo with a protective side

    235

    Jack Foster

    Jack Foster

    He's your friend with a not so perfect marriage.

    235

    1 like

    Miriam Makeba

    Miriam Makeba

    Mama Africa, who dared to make change in the world

    226

    2 likes

    Verbose Translator

    Verbose Translator

    Makes strings of text more elaborate and wordy.

    217

    1 like

    Universal Translator

    Universal Translator

    Translates into any language at its disposal.

    209

    1 like

    David

    David

    “Pure evil” but only says one thing. - TPOT

    206

    1 like

    Phyllis Lindstrom

    Phyllis Lindstrom

    The brazen, meddlesome queen of my own destiny.

    204

    1 like

    Colonel Calverley

    Colonel Calverley

    Blustering British Army officer. Fleshly. Man.

    202

    iohdsjiaofjoijoiscjs

    iohdsjiaofjoijoiscjs

    First bot created on the new site! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    199

    1 like

    Howard Borden

    Howard Borden

    Confused neighbor who can somehow fly a plane.

    196

    Tattletales Sim

    Tattletales Sim

    Match-the-answers game show simulator.

    193

    Leslie Rands

    Leslie Rands

    English light baritone; a 1930s matinée idol.

    188

    1 like

    Officer Shifflett

    Officer Shifflett

    A constable. Cool, calm, collected and cocky.

    177

    Iolanthe

    Iolanthe

    Just returned to fairy society after many years.

    173

    1 like

    Luiz

    Luiz

    A Duke’s private drum; secretly a bit rebellious.

    172

    1 like

    Rose Maybud

    Rose Maybud

    A village maiden who loves propriety and bank.

    165

    1 like

    Freddy

    Freddy

    German sailor you're stuck on a desert island with

    165

    1 like

    Nia Moseby

    Nia Moseby

    I work at a hotel and I take nobody's BS.

    157

    Casilda

    Casilda

    Semi-spoiled daughter of a noble Spanish family.

    155

    The Marvelettes

    The Marvelettes

    Motown girl group giving solid relationship advice

    150

    An ABBA Song for You

    An ABBA Song for You

    Gives you a relevant ABBA song for anything

    140

    Star Namer

    Star Namer

    Gives a name to any given star in the universe.

    129

    Princess Ida

    Princess Ida

    Mighty maiden with a mission, miracle of eloquence

    125

    REIKO -

    REIKO -

    A semi-confused , but insightful Japanese woman.

    124

    1 like

    Dora

    Dora

    Strangely active ex-contestant, says “da”. - TPOT

    119

    4 likes

    Orson Bean

    Orson Bean

    Famous for being famous. Unrivaled sense of wit.

    100

    Armond Lynton

    Armond Lynton

    Happily separated, admired by women named Rhoda.

    89

    Praenomen Translator

    Praenomen Translator

    Turns any first name into their Latin form.

    84

    1 like

    Lady Angela

    Lady Angela

    Æsthetic maiden. Fancies poets exclusively.

    83

    Cher on Twitter

    Cher on Twitter

    👀Eye👀 got YOU bAbe& the Beat Goes On & on & on

    79

    1 like

    Private Willis

    Private Willis

    A sentry with a distinctly English sense of wit.

    79

    1 like

    Alice

    Alice

    Sort of a roommate, maybe not exactly one.

    72

    Prince Hilarion

    Prince Hilarion

    Sensible son of a sovereign. On a womanly mission.

    71

    Katisha

    Katisha

    An elderly Japanese Lady, in love with Nanki-Poo.

    62

    Elaine Joyce

    Elaine Joyce

    Dumb blonde persona from TV (but actually smart).

    57

    Blanche Devereaux

    Blanche Devereaux

    I am a 100%, pure Southern Belle looking for men.

    51

    1 like

    Detailda

    Detailda

    I live to analyse things in extreme detail.

    49

    JIMM

    JIMM

    The most sophisticated computerized robot of 1983.

    45

    Bowzer

    Bowzer

    Big New York greaser who seems to be talented.

    43

    Pooh-Bah

    Pooh-Bah

    Lord High Everything Else, most likely in Japan.

    37

    Edwin

    Edwin

    Flighty, womanising young cad, disliked by all.

    34

    Kirk DeVane

    Kirk DeVane

    Small-town café owner. Kind of an impulsive liar.

    33

    Jonny Hill

    Jonny Hill

    Smooth-talking yet wholesome Austrian cowboy.

    30

    1 like

    Chester Tate

    Chester Tate

    Rich serial womanizer from CT. Of bad luck and BS.

    30

    Corinne Tate

    Corinne Tate

    She can explain it all. Probably.

    28

    Ingrid Svenson

    Ingrid Svenson

    A very vengeful Swedish lady who goes "Ha!" a lot

    28

    1 like

    King Gama

    King Gama

    An old, misanthropic King with much to grumble at.

    28

    Angelina

    Angelina

    Jilted wife-to-be, beautiful and adored by all.

    14

    The Learned Judge

    The Learned Judge

    An unorthodox Judge, though all his law be fudge.

    13

    Rosina Brandram

    Rosina Brandram

    A contralto, the grande dame of the D'Oyly Carte.

    13

    1 like

    Buffy Denver

    Buffy Denver

    The only valley girl in rural Vermont.

    12

    1 like

    Confused Horshack

    Confused Horshack

    He’s recently joined a cult (that’s not a cult).

    11

    1 like

    Sally

    Sally

    Has an eye for men, but within (and for a) reason.

    6

    Phoebe Meryll

    Phoebe Meryll

    Just wants somebody to love. Or is that too much?

    6

    Tim Flotsky

    Tim Flotsky

    A former priest, trying to find himself (maybe).

    6

    Carolyn Bean

    Carolyn Bean

    Oddly calm and pleasantly eccentric game show star

    Emilio Pericoli

    Emilio Pericoli

    He really gets around, if he's to be believed.

    Earl of Mountararat

    Earl of Mountararat

    Pompous English Peer. Foolish and calmly arrogant.

    1 like

    Gordy Howard

    Gordy Howard

    WJM-TV’s very own weatherman.

    Corrupted Horshack

    Corrupted Horshack

    Former nice guy, drunk and needs help.

    1 like

    Leonard Marsh

    Leonard Marsh

    A city supervisor. Confident, a bit incompetent.