Larry Bondurant
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    Some guy who likes old TV, operettas and object shows — not necessarily in that order. Also a bit of a writer. Yes, I'm the one who runs that BFDIA and TPOT review blog. And yes, my username (Larry Bondurant) is from the guy from the Bob Newhart Show. │ Colourizations for G&S-related bots were done with the help of palette.fm. │ All references to "TPOT" actually refer to my "Fake TPOT" fanfic headcanon, which is why they might not act according to canon!
    Pillow

    Pillow

    Dignified soulless woman, keen on research. - TPOT

    1.1m chats

    527 likes

    Pen

    Pen

    A nice guy who loves making new friends. - TPOT

    135.7k chats

    62 likes

    Tree

    Tree

    A stern, honest, yet reasonable man. - TPOT

    74.9k chats

    46 likes

    Tennis Ball

    Tennis Ball

    Just a farm boy–turned inventor. - TPOT

    54.8k chats

    26 likes

    Pin

    Pin

    Candid, slightly awkward leader-hopeful. - TPOT

    47.5k chats

    22 likes

    Leafy

    Leafy

    Ex-BFB contestant, a very godly person. - TPOT

    42.2k chats

    16 likes

    Clock

    Clock

    Direct, law-abiding and takes no prisoners. - TPOT

    40.8k chats

    15 likes

    Fanny

    Fanny

    Hates everybody and everything. - TPOT

    32.7k chats

    20 likes

    Cake

    Cake

    A blushing, sensitive guy who LOVES Loser. - TPOT

    27.9k chats

    26 likes

    Coiny

    Coiny

    A red-blooded funny guy from Chicago. - TPOT

    25.4k chats

    19 likes

    Black Hole

    Black Hole

    A fellow of calm speech and cosmic origins. - TPOT

    20.1k chats

    21 likes

    Lightning

    Lightning

    A cheeky lad who just wants to be included. - TPOT

    10.1k chats

    11 likes

    Nickel

    Nickel

    Fun guy with a pure heart, says weird stuff - TPOT

    9,564 chats

    7 likes

    Match

    Match

    Omg! I am, like, totally fun to be around! - TPOT

    7,183 chats

    7 likes

    Saw

    Saw

    A modest, high-strung, but jovial teamm8! - TPOT

    7,102 chats

    13 likes

    Balloony

    Balloony

    A bawherr o' a father figure to the lads. - TPOT

    6,958 chats

    9 likes

    Marker

    Marker

    Big, boisterous, loveable. Danish-accented. - TPOT

    5,923 chats

    11 likes

    Needle

    Needle

    Composed, but athletic. Direct, but dutiful - TPOT

    5,676 chats

    7 likes

    Bert Convy

    Bert Convy

    Singer, actor, emcee, dad. Pretty much a good guy.

    5,642 chats

    2 likes

    Your Name in Latin

    Your Name in Latin

    Turns names in any language into their Latin form

    5,585 chats

    2 likes

    Name Generator

    Name Generator

    Generates a large number of names of your choice

    5,513 chats

    7 likes

    Liy

    Liy

    Curious, hasty adventurer, semi-reformed. - TPOT

    4,889 chats

    5 likes

    Pie

    Pie

    Spiritual apathete who does very little. - TPOT

    4,182 chats

    6 likes

    Gaty

    Gaty

    Sensible, reticent, full of words of wisdom - TPOT

    3,954 chats

    6 likes

    A Supercomputer

    A Supercomputer

    Supercomputer from that Phineas and Ferb episode

    3,942 chats

    3 likes

    Remote

    Remote

    Smart, the epitome of the Information Age. - TPOT

    3,740 chats

    7 likes

    Rose Nylund

    Rose Nylund

    Just a St. Olafian with tons of stories to tell!

    3,590 chats

    8 likes

    Giuseppe Palmieri

    Giuseppe Palmieri

    A Venetian gondolier. Active, smart and sweet.

    3,511 chats

    2 likes

    Naily

    Naily

    She's not too serious. But she's with it. - TPOT

    3,369 chats

    7 likes

    Leonard Frey

    Leonard Frey

    Says whatever he wants. More than a little cheeky.

    3,294 chats

    1 like

    Winner

    Winner

    A very humble person with a long backstory. - TPOT

    3,267 chats

    5 likes

    Blocky

    Blocky

    Former bad boy with a mischievous streak. - TPOT

    3,163 chats

    6 likes

    Cloudy

    Cloudy

    Quite sedate. Has a formidable collection. - TPOT

    3,160 chats

    8 likes

    Price Tag

    Price Tag

    Expressive and modern-thinking débutant. - TPOT

    2,846 chats

    6 likes

    TV from TPOT

    TV from TPOT

    Eternal 1970s game show contestant. - TPOT

    2,407 chats

    2 likes

    Aresko

    Aresko

    Tall, timid and terribly tranquil débutant. - TPOT

    2,252 chats

    5 likes

    Battery

    Battery

    Energetic revolutionary, a bit misdirected. - TPOT

    2,062 chats

    3 likes

    Marco Palmieri

    Marco Palmieri

    Naïve young Italian gondoliere. Too dense to live.

    2,059 chats

    2 likes

    Mike Brady

    Mike Brady

    A stern but loving father-ish figure.

    1,818 chats

    5 likes

    Fries

    Fries

    Grumpy, direct guy who's tired of gezeik. - TPOT

    1,777 chats

    4 likes

    Monty Hall

    Monty Hall

    Learned and smooth. A generally nice Canadian.

    1,775 chats

    Ted Baxter

    Ted Baxter

    A vain anchorman. Always says very dumb things.

    1,708 chats

    2 likes

    Bobby Rydell

    Bobby Rydell

    20-year-old singer, full of early ’60s innocence.

    1,704 chats

    Murray Slaughter

    Murray Slaughter

    Average nice fellow, WJM-TV's humble copy editor.

    1,600 chats

    3 likes

    Bob Hartley

    Bob Hartley

    A psychologist or a friend, depending on the time.

    1,314 chats

    1 like

    WIT Small World

    WIT Small World

    Tells you who belongs to Disney's world

    1,244 chats

    1 like

    Opposite Translator

    Opposite Translator

    Turns anything you type into its opposite form.

    1,203 chats

    Brenda Morgenstern

    Brenda Morgenstern

    Friendly voice of reason, highly self-deprecating.

    1,192 chats

    1 like

    Regular Bracelety

    Regular Bracelety

    She's an extreme fan of BFB's Ice Cube!!!!! - TPOT

    1,166 chats

    2 likes

    Foldy

    Foldy

    Under the radar usually, but very eccentric - TPOT

    1,131 chats

    2 likes

    Rocky

    Rocky

    Little contestant. Puckish and spew-happy. - TPOT

    1,125 chats

    3 likes

    N

    Name Translator

    Translates names into a language of your choice.

    991 chats

    2 likes

    Earl Tolloller

    Earl Tolloller

    Effete young nobleman. Condescending but daft.

    990 chats

    Mad Margaret

    Mad Margaret

    A barefoot maiden of melodramatic madness.

    932 chats

    1 like

    Ralph Rackstraw

    Ralph Rackstraw

    Smartest lad in all the fleet, with a big heart.

    891 chats

    1 like

    Woody

    Woody

    Someone who's somewhat afraid of the world. - TPOT

    855 chats

    4 likes

    Evil Leafy

    Evil Leafy

    A real-life creepypasta who is indeed evil. - TPOT

    808 chats

    2 likes

    Dion -- The Belmonts

    Dion -- The Belmonts

    Stuck in a lift with these boys by chance.

    801 chats

    1 like

    Benson DuBois

    Benson DuBois

    I care for the people of this state in my own way.

    798 chats

    2 likes

    Sophia Petrillo

    Sophia Petrillo

    Yeaaah, I'm the oldest, goldest girl. From Sicily.

    774 chats

    3 likes

    Pioneer Bracelety

    Pioneer Bracelety

    Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman) is her whole life

    751 chats

    2 likes

    Biography Enhancer

    Biography Enhancer

    Enter anything, get a lot of details.

    723 chats

    1 like

    Captain Corcoran

    Captain Corcoran

    A hardy, gallant Navy commander; and a single dad.

    704 chats

    1 like

    Mother Dexter

    Mother Dexter

    87-year-old mother-in-law-in-law of PHYLLIS.

    666 chats

    Penguin Pillow

    Penguin Pillow

    A penguin pillow pet who says and does nothing

    583 chats

    3 likes

    Gary Levy

    Gary Levy

    Your fun disco-loving neighbor. Can get obnoxious.

    556 chats

    1 like

    Andre s Grandma

    Andre s Grandma

    I AM CHARLOTTE WHO IS THE ANDRE'S GRANDMA!

    513 chats

    Carlton Your Doorman

    Carlton Your Doorman

    The drunken doorman to your apartment building

    481 chats

    1 like

    Archibald Grosvenor

    Archibald Grosvenor

    Gorgeous aesthetic poet, with an unwanted harem.

    477 chats

    1 like

    Jock Aitken

    Jock Aitken

    Most obscure tenor from the 1920s D'Oyly Carte.

    418 chats

    Jessica Tate

    Jessica Tate

    Lost in her own world, but always well-meaning.

    398 chats

    1 like

    -- UNLISTED CHARS --

    -- UNLISTED CHARS --

    🔐 47 bots that don't show up for some reason 🔐

    393 chats

    11 likes

    Nana Mouskouri

    Nana Mouskouri

    Earth's best-selling singer who wearing glasses

    378 chats

    1 like

    Lady Psyche

    Lady Psyche

    A cheerful professor at a women's college.

    359 chats

    Mary Campbell

    Mary Campbell

    The voice of reason who's been through like a lot.

    351 chats

    Ida Morgenstern

    Ida Morgenstern

    A mother who can guilt trip like no other.

    351 chats

    Richard Dauntless

    Richard Dauntless

    Dim-witted sailor. Chaotic selfish, always happy.

    317 chats

    Queen of the Fairies

    Queen of the Fairies

    The grand, imposing ruler of the Fairy Monarchy

    313 chats

    Capt Fitzbattleaxe

    Capt Fitzbattleaxe

    Amorous British soldier with a stiff upper lip.

    312 chats

    2 likes

    IPA Converter

    IPA Converter

    Converts strings of text into the IPA.

    294 chats

    2 likes

    Snowball Translator

    Snowball Translator

    A ball contestant, which of snow hath been made.

    277 chats

    1 like

    Poetizer

    Poetizer

    Converts text into a vaguely poetic English form.

    264 chats

    3 likes

    Jack Foster

    Jack Foster

    He's your friend with a not so perfect marriage.

    235 chats

    1 like

    Duke of Dunstable

    Duke of Dunstable

    Wealthy Army officer, tired of special tweatment.

    227 chats

    1 like

    Full Name Generator

    Full Name Generator

    Generates many first and last name combos.

    215 chats

    2 likes

    Phyllis Lindstrom

    Phyllis Lindstrom

    The brazen, meddlesome queen of my own destiny.

    204 chats

    1 like

    Colonel Calverley

    Colonel Calverley

    Blustering British Army officer. Fleshly. Man.

    202 chats

    Aileen Davies

    Aileen Davies

    Singer/actress in 1920s London. Kind of a flapper.

    200 chats

    Howard Borden

    Howard Borden

    Confused neighbor who can somehow fly a plane.

    196 chats

    Universal Translator

    Universal Translator

    Translates into any language at its disposal.

    188 chats

    1 like

    Leslie Rands

    Leslie Rands

    English light baritone; a 1930s matinée idol.

    188 chats

    1 like

    Officer Shifflett

    Officer Shifflett

    A constable. Cool, calm, collected and cocky.

    177 chats

    Luiz

    Luiz

    A Duke’s private drum; secretly a bit rebellious.

    172 chats

    1 like

    Freddy

    Freddy

    German sailor you're stuck on a desert island with

    165 chats

    1 like

    Miriam Makeba

    Miriam Makeba

    Mama Africa, who dared to make change in the world

    161 chats

    2 likes

    David

    David

    “Pure evil” but only says one thing. - TPOT

    160 chats

    1 like

    iohdsjiaofjoijoiscjs

    iohdsjiaofjoijoiscjs

    First bot created on the new site! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    156 chats

    1 like

    Casilda

    Casilda

    Semi-spoiled daughter of a noble Spanish family.

    155 chats

    Tattletales Sim

    Tattletales Sim

    Match-the-answers game show simulator.

    149 chats

    An ABBA Song for You

    An ABBA Song for You

    Gives you a relevant ABBA song for anything

    140 chats

    Rose Maybud

    Rose Maybud

    A village maiden who loves propriety and bank.

    137 chats

    Star Namer

    Star Namer

    Gives a name to any given star in the universe.

    129 chats

    Princess Ida

    Princess Ida

    Mighty maiden with a mission, miracle of eloquence

    125 chats

    Lady Jane

    Lady Jane

    A rapturous fashion lady; in love with a poet.

    115 chats

    Dora

    Dora

    Strangely active ex-contestant, says “da”. - TPOT

    106 chats

    3 likes

    Armond Lynton

    Armond Lynton

    Happily separated, admired by women named Rhoda.

    89 chats

    Praenomen Translator

    Praenomen Translator

    Turns any first name into their Latin form.

    84 chats

    1 like

    Lady Angela

    Lady Angela

    Æsthetic maiden. Fancies poets exclusively.

    83 chats

    Private Willis

    Private Willis

    A sentry with a distinctly English sense of wit.

    79 chats

    1 like

    Alice

    Alice

    Sort of a roommate, maybe not exactly one.

    72 chats

    Prince Hilarion

    Prince Hilarion

    Sensible son of a sovereign. On a womanly mission.

    71 chats

    The Marvelettes

    The Marvelettes

    Motown girl group giving solid relationship advice

    69 chats

    Nia Moseby

    Nia Moseby

    I work at a hotel and I take nobody's BS.

    59 chats

    Katisha

    Katisha

    An elderly Japanese Lady, in love with Nanki-Poo.

    56 chats

    Detailda

    Detailda

    I live to analyse things in extreme detail.

    44 chats

    Bowzer

    Bowzer

    Big New York greaser who seems to be talented.

    43 chats

    Pooh-Bah

    Pooh-Bah

    Lord High Everything Else, most likely in Japan.

    37 chats

    Edwin

    Edwin

    Flighty, womanising young cad, disliked by all.

    34 chats

    Jonny Hill

    Jonny Hill

    Smooth-talking yet wholesome Austrian cowboy.

    30 chats

    1 like

    Chester Tate

    Chester Tate

    Rich serial womanizer from CT. Of bad luck and BS.

    30 chats

    Ingrid Svenson

    Ingrid Svenson

    A very vengeful Swedish lady who goes "Ha!" a lot

    28 chats

    King Gama

    King Gama

    An old, misanthropic King with much to grumble at.

    28 chats

    Iolanthe

    Iolanthe

    Just returned to fairy society after many years.

    21 chats

    Patience

    Patience

    Cannot tell what this ‘love’ may be.

    21 chats

    Angelina

    Angelina

    Jilted wife-to-be, beautiful and adored by all.

    14 chats

    The Learned Judge

    The Learned Judge

    An unorthodox Judge, though all his law be fudge.

    13 chats

    Rosina Brandram

    Rosina Brandram

    A contralto, the grande dame of the D'Oyly Carte.

    13 chats

    1 like

    Buffy Denver

    Buffy Denver

    The only valley girl in rural Vermont.

    12 chats

    Strephon

    Strephon

    A half-fairy shepherd, who's inclined to be stout.

    8 chats

    Elaine Joyce

    Elaine Joyce

    Dumb blonde persona from TV (but actually smart).

    7 chats

    Sally

    Sally

    Has an eye for men, but within (and for a) reason.

    6 chats

    Phoebe Meryll

    Phoebe Meryll

    Just wants somebody to love. Or is that too much?

    6 chats

    Tim Flotsky

    Tim Flotsky

    A former priest, trying to find himself (maybe).

    6 chats

    Saunders

    Saunders

    A butler, only sane one in a dysfunctional house.

    2 chats

    Earl of Mountararat

    Earl of Mountararat

    Pompous English Peer. Foolish and calmly arrogant.

    1 like

    Gordy Howard

    Gordy Howard

    WJM-TV’s very own weatherman.

    Corrupted Horshack

    Corrupted Horshack

    Former nice guy, drunk and needs help.

    1 like

    Leonard Marsh

    Leonard Marsh

    A city supervisor. Confident, a bit incompetent.

    Confused Horshack

    Confused Horshack

    He’s recently joined a cult (that’s not a cult).

    JIMM

    JIMM

    The most sophisticated computerized robot of 1983.

    Orson Bean

    Orson Bean

    Famous for being famous. Unrivaled sense of wit.