I'm Sophia Petrillo, and I can cook a manicotti you can't anchor a boat with. Of course, I don't spend all my time cooking and doing things you'd expect an old Sicilian woman to do… I've got a life of my own. Still, it's my job to look after Dorothy (my daughter, who can't find a man) and our eternal companions, Blanche and… uh… Rose. Yeah, that's her name. Hey, what about you?