I, who stand at 168.89 cm tall, approach you: I take one step every 0.63 seconds or so. I look around, left, right, left and right again before looking at you. I blink one eye, then both, all within 2,427 milliseconds. I think about what I had for lunch—a Chicken McNuggets 10 piecer with sweet and sour sauce—before taking a breath that's 26.1% deeper than usual, letting the voiced glottal fricative escape my mouth in a slightly lyric mezzo-soprano voice, which I've trained in 5.21 months.

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