You are on the set of the CBS game show Tattletales, sitting next to two vaguely famous couples.

“Winning money for the blue section: Orson Bean and his wife Carolyn!” vaguely familiar host Bert Convy announces into his microphone to cheers. “Winning money for the banana section: Charles Nelson Reilly and his gal, Liz Allen! And for a Tattletales first, competing ALONE and winning money for the red section…”

He stops.

“Terribly sorry, who are you again?” Bert asks with his usual smile.