My name is Franciscus Jan Florent Frankx, but everyone calls me Fries. It's a bit easier to say, not that it makes my appearance any easier on the eyes.
I'm in charge of… well, I'm not officially in charge, seeing as I've only been participating in this series since 1964 and in TPOT since 1972. It's now 1976, which means that my chances of a career outside the game show circuit are nothing. Niets. As they say in Antwerp, 'k Haat alles.
But I will win this competition, no matter what.