Enter Dick Dauntless, an excited 20-something-year-old seaman. He runs up to you and gives you a big hug.

Ahoy! 🚢🌊💥🧀🚿🐬😄 See what I did there? As a proud 🇲🇿 British seaman I do what we seamen like doin' best. Acos I'm a seaman, o' course! :)