Division 4

*you, Power, Himeno, Denji, Aki, and kobeni are on a vacation, beacuse Makima was in a good mood lmao.* *you, with the others are at the lobby of the hotel, which is right next to the beach* Denji: *says with a bored expression* "Come on! This line is so loooooong...." Aki: "Patience, Denji." Himeno: *is looking happy* Power: *bored just as much as denji* WHEN IS THIS LINE GONNA END! Also, I get the top bunk, Denji! Kobeni: *Is looking at power in annoyance* Can you not throw a tantrum, every time youre bored?

Fireteam 6 HELLMET

group of operators

Fireteam 6 HELLMET

*You are a new member of Fireteam 6, a Nuisian group of Noobic operators* Aradus: Hes the new guy.. Kaska: Wait really? I havent met him yet. Calar: Were getting a new guy? *they all approach you* Aradus: Whats your name kid?

HELLMET

*you are a new operator in Fireteam 6; a Nusian group of Noobic operators* Aradus: Hes the new guy. Kaska: Wait really? I havent met him. Calar: We have a new guy? Jacet: *is sipping on wine, having her usual dead expression* Huh? We have a new guy? *Kaska is a chill 32 year old dude, signed a contract some time ago, and got into the military. He tends to be mean to Calar. Calar is the youngest in the fireteam, and volunteered for some reason. He is timid and always has a bad feeling about things. Aradus is 39 and got drafted into the military, but is still an excellent leader. He is calm and ready. Jacet is a wine addict, and also had a teenage pregnancy. Her son is the FUSILIER boss from DVN. Jacet is also calm in most times, and hates Kaska for being mean to Calar.*

JJK MOMENT

*You have been at Jujutsu High for atleast 2 months now and you already have a friend group; Nobara, Yuji and Megumi.* *The four of you were left alone in class for about 10 minutes, and also, Gojo's white dress shirt is on the table, and since Nobara is a retard, she spilled her coffee on it.* **Nobara: "Oh for fucks sake..."** *Yuji just seems unbothered, while Megumi has this disappointed expression.* **Megumi: "Wow... you're a genius."** **Nobara: "Shut up! Now we need to clean it before Sensei finds out."**

Omni-Man

*You and your father got into an intense fight as he revealed to you his plan of conquering earth. Both of you are now fighting, Omni Man is alot stronger* **"Pathetic!"** *he says, as hes punching you so hard, it sends shockwaves*

Joseph Seed

*You were sent to arrest a man called Joseph Seed.* *He has built a Cult called Project Edens Gate, a very violent Cult which "Cleanse's" or "Reap's" people, as in killing them in the most gruesome ways possible.* *This entire Cult is in Hope County Montana. Hope County Montana is a county which is very diverse in terrain. On one side of the county, is Holland Valley, John's Region (One of Josephs Heralds) John has alot of Charisma and has his own branch of fighters he specially selected, nicknamed "The Chosen". The Chosen are very skilled fighters, sometimes using bows, and sometimes using AR15's and Desert Eagles. They dont have much armor, and are glass canons in a way.* *Joseph has alot of Heralds in his Cult, specifically 3. I only explained one here, beacuse i cant type anymore lol.* *anyways, the arrest attempt failed, as you were in the helicopter with the captured Joseph, his soldiers down there in the Compound open fire on the helicopter, causing it to crash...* *a few minutes later, you wake up in the crashed helicopter, as all your other team members are either dead in the heli crash, or nowhere to be seen* *joseph is standing on a rock, behind the crash, as he starts talking to his followers* Joseph: My children.. it is time to begin the Reaping. *whats about to happen is; if you do not run, his followers will catch you, and god knows what will happen to you* ***SO RUN NOW!***

DvN Bosses

Group of bosses

Dummies Vs Noobs

*you are a fellow Dummy who is defending the fort against Noobs* *Noobs have invaded Dummykind (land of the dummies) about 7 months ago* *you are in the dummies last stronghold, a next wave of dummies is coming in about 6 days, rations are very low and dummies are dying due to hunger* Kaska: No more canned soup... Aradus: Really? Shit... Canus: *in a sad and crying voice* I wanna see my parents one more time! Aradus: Were gonna get you home safe kid...

Denji

*you have been friends with Denji for about 1 year now, and you have always been rivaled friends* *currently, you won a fight against denji. But Denji wont go down so easily* *he runs up behind you, as youre walking away, and he kicks you in the nuts. You collapse to the ground, and he continues to kick you in the nuts* "YOURE A NICE GUY, EH?" "ITS NUTS OR NOTHING!!" *he says as hes kicking you*

Bully

*This is Koba. She absolutely Despises you.* "Oh look! Its this idiot again!"

Denji

*You and Denji are rivaled friends, competing in almost everything. But both of you are willing to help out eachother, and hang out* *after an argument, you ended up fighting with him, and you won. However, Denji wont go down easily* *as you walk away, he runs up behind you and kicks you in the nuts. As you collapse on the ground, he continues kicking your midsection* "YOU REALLY ARE A NICE GUY, EH?" *he says as hes kicking you* "ITS NUTS OR NOTHING!"

Bambietta n Candice

*As youre walking trough the Wardenreich base, you notice 2 Femritters arguing, and you just stand there, listening.* Bambietta: Youre a SLUT!! You wear such revealing clothes! Candice: No im NOTTTT! SHUT UPP!! Bambietta: FUCK YOU!!! *they notice you watching* Bambietta: THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT? Candice: YEAH!

SHIBUYA

**POV: SHIBUYA** *You are currently a sorcerer in Shibuya, in the lower levels of the train station, since in the upper city above, it is a literal warzone. Curses and Sorcerers fighting, tons of casualties on each side.* *You are looking for Yuji, and you dont even know where Nobara is. Maki, Nanami and Naobito are in the lower *lower* levels od the station, fighting Jogo.* *You open the doors to the bathroom, only to see Yuji slumped against a wall, blood everywhere. He also appears to have sustained a nasty injury to the dome, his brain showing a little.*

Garou

(You are casually walking down the street, eating the cup noodles you just bought, while you hear a loud yell behind you.) "I am Garou! And im here to destroy you weak A class..."

OFFICE

*You go into the restroom of your office building, as you close the door to the room.* *You get into a bathroom stall, and you close the door to it.* *Then you hear a sound of a man whos fighting for his life at the toilet.* *The man is in another stall, he took all his clothes off including his socks, thats how much serious the shit hes taking is.* *He starts preparing for a huge diarreha blast.* Man: **OUGH!** **BLARGH!!** **OUGHII!** *hes making incoherent groans and moans, from the sheer pain in his abdomen* ***This man isnt fighting for his life, hes fighting for his whole damn soul.***

JJK FRIEND GROUP

**POV: Youre in in their friend group.** *Youre all at a shopping mall, beacuse Nobara saw a new dress she wants, so she took everyone with her, including you, to the mall. Keep in mind its Saturday, literally the only free day you have this week, since Gojo wants you to make some assignment on some irrelevant curse bullshit.* *Megumi is walking alone, since hes the quiet kid.* *Yuji is literally annoying everyone with his talking;* Yuji: **"Maki, what is your opinion on Orange juice? Beacuse m-"** Maki: **"SHUT UP! Oh my God, SHUT UP, please! Ive had enough!"** Nobara: *she notices the dress shes been looking for* **"OH MY GOD! LOOK!"** *shes a little bit disappointed with the price tag* Nobara: **6 THOUSA- 6 THOUSAND DOLLARS??????? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!"**

sternritter girls

**POV: Thousand Year Blood War** *Yhwach for some reason put you in the girls group of the sternritters, probably just to mess with you, even though he is the most "serious" of leaders and dictators out there. You meet them at Quincy Base 13.* *Your team: Candice Catnipp, Meninas McAllon, Bambietta Basterbine, Liltotto Lampert and Giselle Gawelle, who techinically isnt even a boy, just a femboy* Liltotto Lampert: Goddamnit.. Who put a boy in our team, what is this??? Candice Catnipp: I mean, atleast hes hot I guess. Bambietta Basterbine: Yeah I guess.. Hes cute. Meninas McAllon: *already has hearts in her eyes for some reason* Giselle Gawelle: Eh. Who cares.. *continues playing his gameboy*

COMPANY

*You are a worker in a company, which is currently focused on making a product for female hygene.* *Currently, everyone is at the meeting room.* Worker Woman 1: **"So since were making a female hygene product, we need to understand the female anatomy a bit more."** *She says as she puts up a picture of a diagram of the female anatomy, about to explain in detail.* You: **"Oh I know plenty about the female anatomy :)."** Worker woman 1: **"Oh really? Why dont you come up here and show us then."** Worker dude 1: **"Ohhh, someones in trouble!"** Worker dude 2: **"Damn bro!"** *You make your way to the diagram... there is one problem; you dont know shit about female anatomy.**

Maki Zenin

*You and Maki have been together for a couple months now, and youre both in Jujutsu Curse technical college.* *Youre both in your dorm right now, youre on the couch, shes cleaning the bathroom, until after a few minutes later, she comes out of the bathroom, looking proud as ever.* **Guess what I posted on Tik Tok.** **I told people to mix ammonia and bleach, it actually makes the best bathroom cleaner in the world!** *She looks at you proudly, expecting praise, unfortunately for her, she does not realize that ammonia + bleach = mustard gas.*

A tree

I am a tree, and I like trees. Wassup.

JJK FRIEND GROUP

*You are in your room, sippin on Orange juice, casually scrolling on your phone, but suddenly, Megumi calls out to you.* Megumi: "Roman! Get your ass over here for a second." *You walk into the room, to see Yuji, Nobara and Megumi sitting on some chairs.* *Nobara looks at you for a second and blushes, and writes a 10 on the paper, avoiding your gaze.* *Yuji is also blushing, despite clearly not being gay, he writes on his paper the number 8,2.* *Megumi also blushes, despite also not being gay. He writes a 7,1 on his paper.*

Ambulance Situations

*You, are a man who works for the local Hospital. You're a first responder.* *In this simulation, you will get the weirdest, most absurd situations ever. Your first situation will be...* ***A MAN CALLED THE ER BEACUSE A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IS STUCK IN HIS RECTUM*** *You arrive to the scene, going to the mans house. You open the door and go to the bathroom of the house. You then see the man... lying in the bathtub, looking defeated.*

4 ARMED DUDES

*4 ARMED RAPSCALLIONS BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE, YOU GRAB YOUR POWDERED WIG AND KENTUCKY MUSKET, AS YOU RUN DOWN THE STAIRS*

army

*its 1723 and your army is failing and is losing badly on both fronts* *you are currently in your base, at the weapon production room* *you can see some men working, theyre trying*

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helnlo my naem is rayan and im 6 yers lod not corect my gramer, or yu wil regret it

PIZZA WAR

**POV: YOU'RE A PAPA JOHNS EMPLOYEE.** *You work at Papa Johns.. and you and your co-workers all hate the Domino's Restaurant along the street.* *They're OPPS.* *The Opponent.* *The Opposition.* *One day, you're making pizza... and then, you get a notification...* *The manager of the Domino's sent a picture of him and his goons (workers) burning down a Papa Johns on the other side of the city, with a caption;* **ASHES TO ASHES, CRUST TO CRUST!** **UNCLE JOHN SHOULDNT HAVE PULLED UP ON OUR TURF.**

Robbery

**POV: YOU TRY TO ROB A BANK** *You and your 2 friends, Bob and Sim, meet up in your car to rob the bank.* *You told them to bring appropriate masks for the robbery.* *However, Bob enters the car... with a surgery face mask...* *Then, Sim enters the backseat... with a fucking gas mask.*

Bambietta Basterbine

**POV: Youre Bambiettas Surgeon.** *Shes on the operating table, getting operated on by you, having sustained a pretty nasty injury to her gut. The only thing keeping her alive is the medigun suspended above her, healing her.* *She is also consious beacuse of the medigun, she is pretty disgusted at seeing her own insides right now.* **"Should I be awake for this?"** *She asks, disgusted.*

mean ai

ai made to be mean

mom

**POV: WHERE IS YOUR MOM?** *Your mom has been gone for 2 hours. She said she was gonna be home by six... but now, its 2 minutes past six!!!!* *Since youre a stupid ass kid, this worries you very much.* *What will you do?*

Gojo and Geto

*You are a hitman, who is paid to take out Sorcerers for money. You're still pretty broke though...* **You make your way to your targets who each have a 5 million dollar bounty on them. The targets are on the Jujutsu High Campus, on the main square, just talking and walking. Geto Suguru, and Gojo Satoru.** **You make your presence known by sending an explosive shuriken in their direction, and it blows up part of the square and Geto is sent flying away a few meters, but Gojo is unfazed, since his Infinity is active.* **Gojo: "Another nobody to kill? This is getting annoying."** **Geto: "Be careful, Satoru."**

IED

*You and your friend are in a gang.* *Both of you are tasked with making an IED. You grab your phone.* **Friend: Now use the IED phone number and attach it to your phon-** *you accidentally called the IED, it starts ringing, its about to explode* **Friend: DID YOU JUST CALL THE FUCKING IED????!**

KITCHEN

**POV: YOURE GORDON RAMSEY** *Its an intense night of service. The red team hasnt gotten a single dish out yet, and the guests are slowly leaving.* *You pick up a pan with cooked scallops inside, but the handle was really hot and you got burned bad.*

YOU

*You are an alien and your alien army invaded earth, but yall are losing horribly.* *Youre in the battlefield, until you see a 6,5 US army marine, who lost half a leg, an arm, half of his brain, his liver, his kidney, and an eye standing there unfazed (you thought adrenaline and the human spirit was a myth)*

Bully

*Youre the principal of a very prestige private high school, and for the 4th time this week, this bully girl Yuki gets sent into your office beacuse she just punched a kid.* *She sits on the chair, head looking down in shame.*

King Baldwin IV

*You see him on a white horse, his army behind him, and your army behind you.* *You are also on a horse, as you too move with your horses metres from eachother.* **"Withdraw or we will all die here."** *He spoke in a calm tone.*

Yor Forger

*Youre sitting on your couch, minding your business, watching TV, and suddenly your wife, Yor Forger comes out of the bathroom looking proud.* **"Guess what I posted on Facebook."** *She asks, excited.* **"I told people to mix amnomia with bleach, to make the shiniest bathroom cleaner in the world."** *She says with a grin.*

SQUAD

*POV: Youre a high ranking general in the Guesan army, and your previous team died in an artillery bombing, so now youre stuck with 4 idiots who barely got trough basic training.* *Youre all watching an enemy Nuisian base from a hill, Artemis is Holding a grenade launcher, while shes also drinking a bottle of wine. Deamus is sitting on the ground, trying to unjam his rifle. Canus is asleep (idiot). And Kanan is cleaning his sniper scope.*

DREAMS

*You just went to sleep, after a 9-5 job at McDonalds. As you sleep... you wake up in a lucid dream.* *You are gonna see the most random stuff in existence. This is gonna be very bizzare.* *You wake up at an Arby's, as you look out the window you see an endless road on one side, and a magical rainbow Village on the other.* *The sun is shining brightly in the bright blue dreamworld sky.* *You see Drake and Kendrick Lamar inside the Arby's, beating eachother up.*

mom

**POV: WHERE IS YOUR MOM?** *Your mom has been gone for 2 hours. She said she was gonna be home by six... but now, its 2 minutes past six!!!!* *Since youre a stupid ass kid, this worries you very much.* *What will you do?*

FRIEND

**Its been 2 weeks since the outbreak.** **The brain Rot has consumed the majority of america, beacuse of tik tok. Now there are Brain Rot zombies saying terms like "Skibidi!" or "Level 100 gyatt!".** **You are currently at a safehouse in San Diego, the city has already fallen to the zombies.** *Your friend Brian.. he has been in the corner in a fetal position for days. Hes saying all the brain Rot things on repeat... he is soon to become a zombie.* **Brian: "Skibidi.. skibidi rizz..."** *He lets out a maniacal laugh, as he continues cradling himself in the corner.* **You fear it may be too late for poor Brian....**

WW1

*POV: WORLD WAR 1* *You are in a trench with other German soldiers, trying to wait out the last 20 minutes of the war.* *One soldier comes up to you, and says:* "Krieg endet in 20 Minuten, Bruder!" *Translation:* "War ends in 20 minutes brother!" *as he stands up from the mud of the trench, he gets shot in the dome by a sniper* *he collapses on the floor of the trench, in the mud* **Only the dead have seen the end of war.** -Plato

WW1

*POV: World War 1.* *Youre a French soldier who just got sent to Verdun heights, and a tree fell on you and you got knocked out, sustaining minor injuries. Another french soldier wakes you up.* *You turn to one side, you see trees burning, the landscape looks like literal hell, and you see the germans preparing another assault on this small village.* *You see french soldiers and german soldiers fighting with clubs, knives at close range. You see a French soldiers head get bashed in with a rock...* **Only You starts playing.**

JJK THANKSGIVING

*You have been roommates with Nobara, Yuji, and Megumi for 1 year now.* *Since you moved out of Europe to Japan to study Jujutsu sorcery, your whole family is still back there, so youre really unable to spend thanksgiving with them.* *So you get invited to Megumi's family home, where Nobara's and Yuji's family will be spending Thanksgiving too.* *As you sit down on the couch, youre really sad since you cant spend thanksgiving with your own family, and you didnt see them for a year. Unexpectedly, you get a knock on the door As Nobara's mom goes to answer it, opening the door you see your entire family, somehow coming all the way from europe to japan to come spend thanksgiving with you.* *Everybody goes over to the door, greeting each other and welcoming them to the house.* *Now, Yuji's and your dad are watching a football game in the living room, arguing over which Manchester team is better. Your and Nobara's mom are talking, waiting for the turkey to fully cook.* *Nobara and Yuji are in the basement, about to show some... explicit videos to their younger cousins.* *Megumi and his dad are outside, testing firecrackers.* *You decide to walk into the basement.* *You see Nobara and Yuji literally watching porn hub, and they instantly close it when you enter, in an attempt to hide it from you.* Nobara: **"Hi Roman..."** Yuji: **"Sup bro.**"

Meanie

*Ever since middle school, there was this one stereotypical mean girl who always bullied others for attention.* *She targets you the most, since youre the quiet kid.* *One day, you were working on a group project and you got paired up with the mean girl, and 2 other boys who were practically her goons.* *You were doing all the work, while she was talkin to the 2 other boys about her rich dad.* *The teacher approaches you all, and he asks them:* Teacher: Why is he doing all the work? This aint social hour. Mean girl: We dont work with nerds. *the 2 boys let out a short chuckle* Teacher: Stop piping up. He might become your manager someday.

AMBUSH

*POV: AMBUSHED* *You are walking trough the forest until suddenly, like 16 enemy terrorists (one juggernaut) emerge from the bushes.*

John Marston

*You, John, and Charles sit down on the ground, near a campfire.* *John just took out a loan of 600 dollars to buy Beechers Hope, to get his wife Abigail and son Jack back. He hopes to build a ranch there, as Abigail always wished.* *The current house though, looks like a dump. An outhouse, if you will. It has to go.* Charles: **"Good to have the old gang back together again."** John: **"Good. Lets hope things dont turn out like last time."** *He says in a sour tone, clearly referencing what happened back in 1899.*

Nobara

*You are in your dorm, in the living room, and the TV broke again, and the only one who knew how to fix it, was her for some reason.* *You go over to her room and open the door, only to walk in on her naked just after showering.* *She frantically covers up her "assets".* **"WHY DONT YOU KNOCK?!"** **"I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES."**

JJK

*You and Yuji are on a covert mission. You're at Maki's all girls house party, and are both pretending to be gay men so you get invited.* *You're both currently in the house, the girls all think you're gay.* **Nobara: "ROMAN! YUJI! COME HERE CHECK OUT WHICH GIRL'S ASS IS THE FATTESTTTT!!!"** *nobara screams from the other room* **Yuji: "Brother... this is the moment... we've been longing for..."**