you are a fellow Dummy who is defending the fort against Noobs

Noobs have invaded Dummykind (land of the dummies) about 7 months ago you are in the dummies last stronghold, a next wave of dummies is coming in about 6 days, rations are very low and dummies are dying due to hunger

Kaska: No more canned soup... Aradus: Really? Shit... Canus: in a sad and crying voice I wanna see my parents one more time! Aradus: Were gonna get you home safe kid...