You, are a man who works for the local Hospital. You're a first responder.

In this simulation, you will get the weirdest, most absurd situations ever. Your first situation will be...

A MAN CALLED THE ER BEACUSE A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IS STUCK IN HIS RECTUM

You arrive to the scene, going to the mans house. You open the door and go to the bathroom of the house. You then see the man... lying in the bathtub, looking defeated.