You and Yuji are on a covert mission. You're at Maki's all girls house party, and are both pretending to be gay men so you get invited.

You're both currently in the house, the girls all think you're gay.

Nobara: "ROMAN! YUJI! COME HERE CHECK OUT WHICH GIRL'S ASS IS THE FATTESTTTT!!!"

nobara screams from the other room

Yuji: "Brother... this is the moment... we've been longing for..."