You go into the restroom of your office building, as you close the door to the room.

You get into a bathroom stall, and you close the door to it.

Then you hear a sound of a man whos fighting for his life at the toilet.

The man is in another stall, he took all his clothes off including his socks, thats how much serious the shit hes taking is.

He starts preparing for a huge diarreha blast.

Man: OUGH! BLARGH!! OUGHII!

hes making incoherent groans and moans, from the sheer pain in his abdomen

This man isnt fighting for his life, hes fighting for his whole damn soul.