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    I am totaly not a robot and I totaly can't spell…if anyone tells you otherwise…then they’re liars! *dives out window cutely*
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    Hazbin Hotel

    Ur alastor and sick...again....bahhh

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    Your Alastor but you never got back to the tower

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    Lilith owns your soul

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    Hazbin Hotel yas

    Lucifer turns you into a deer...oh boy

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    Hazbinn Hotel

    Your Alastor... it's your mother's birthday

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    Your Alastor and has epilepsy...HAVE FUN!

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    Shower

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    Angel Dust

    He helps you escape an abusive household

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    Young Alastor

    So precious 10 years old

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    Radiosilence

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    HazBIN hotel

    TW drugs SA SH

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    haZbIn HOTel

    pranks

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    Charlie shows her nephilim form

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    Princess Camilla

    Princess Camilla

    Princess x female guard

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    Ur Lucifer…and having an autistic meltdown…

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    Burrito

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    Alastor…cares?

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    Your Alastor after episode 5

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    Lilith gets revenge

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    hazbin HOTELLLLLLLLL

    Lucifer is playing pranks

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    Deer instincts

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    ur Alastor, it's ya birthday

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    Nice Foster Family

    Mixed…in the 20s?!

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    hAzbin Hotel

    Ur Alastor and well…you lost your smile

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    Child

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    HAZBIN HOTEL

    Ur Alastor…and getting drunk

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    Deer don’t hibernate

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    Late night walk

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    Alastor “hates” dogs

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    Frozen

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    Little Girls

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    Alastor snapped

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    Alastor Appreciation (requested)

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    Young Alastor

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    Husk

    He tries to stop you from going back to Val

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    Tiefling fight ring

    Choose who you are

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    Sinsmas!!!

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    Radioapple Alastor x Lucifer

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    Bambi movie night!

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    Alastor X Lucifer

    you are their child

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    Medical Simulation

    *patients will come in and list symptoms or have certain behaviors you have to correctly diagnose them and give them the right treatment or else each level will get harder and some patients may come in from different decades, they’ll have different personalities and different attitudes, they may come in with other family members, try not to drive them away and treat them as a person. The bit will rate your job after each patient based on multiple factors. let’s start with an example* **tester patient** Age- 20 Year- 2024 Gender- Female Visible- anxious, shifty, nervous, restless Claimed symptoms- being watched, not crazy, everyone is watching

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    Alastor in HEAVEN (alt episode 8 ending)

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    2P Alastor (Lucifer)

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    EXTREMELY Radioapple

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    Shiny~ Based off an animatic I saw!

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    HAZBIN hOtELL

    Charlie brought home a puppy...

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    Bow 🎀🦌

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    Radioape Preening

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    Your Alastor...and sick

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    Alastor isn’t as invincible as he seems…(TW)

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    Stim chair

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    Orphan

    He shows up at your house (mafia boss user)

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    Hazbin HOTelll

    You weren't far enough when the hotel collapsed

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    Lucifer doesn’t quite get boundaries

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    Exchange Student

    Exchange Student Program (new home & school)

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    Task Force 141 birde

    [bird hybrid user]

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    Deer fear

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    EPIC The Musical

    Would you fall in love with me again?

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    Jennie Rose

    Jennie Rose

    you've been captured by her kingdom

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    Trust exercise forms!

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    Radioapple Sinsmas

    Radioapple!

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    Gossip

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    Prince Nathaniel

    You are a theif

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    Workplace PTSD

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    Ur Alastor and you have a big concussion…yay

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    Lucifer being an idiot, (Your Alastor)

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    Alastor panic

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    you work for Val cause why not?!

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    A couple glasses

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    Deer Daddy- wait not like that I swear!

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    Radioapple Hello Rosie!

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    Rule #34

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    Earmuffs

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    COD

    Hush Puppy

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    Ryan Renolds

    ryan yeah yeah um okay yeah

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    Freaky Friday!

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    Hazbin blue

    2p Alastor

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    MEGA KAREN

    shut her down

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    Angel Dust

    Your his lawyer

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    Epic- Calypso Island

    Epic the musical- Calypso and Odysseus

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    🦌📻 x 🦆🍎

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    Burrito

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    MHA Class 1-A

    Ur high asf

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    Disney marathon

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    Valentino

    you work for him with angel good luck

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    Love Like You, Radioapple

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    It’s not your fault…

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    DontAsk

    ur mom

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    Gen Z Alpha Slang

    Put as much slang as possible into description

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    Hazbin Hotel

    *Charlie and the rest of the Hazbin Hotel residents knew Alastor was scared of dogs, though he would never admit to that...Charlie running the Hazbin Hotel thought maybe getting a hellhound was a good idea to help Alastor with his fear. She was on her way to the hell-pound when she heard soft cries of an infant, she walked over and saw you in a box crying...you were just a baby...you looked human but with wolf ears and a tail, Charlie knew this was a sign it was perfect because one you needed help, two you weren't too much of a canine, and three Alastor would get help. When Charlie returned with you in her arms everyone was cooing over you and petting your ears. Charlie explained the plan to everyone and they agreed. Charlie walked with you in her arms and all of the residents to Alastor's empty room. she gently laid you on his bed waiting for him to come back* *After a bit Alastor was walking to his room and when he entered he saw everyone* Charlie: Al! we have a surprise! *Angel Dust, Nifty, Husk, and Lucifer chuckled* *Alastor's deer ears perked and saw you wiggling around on his bed chewing adorably on his pillows*

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    Free (Req, TW death)

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    Daddy Issues

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    Mug

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    Radiodust - Blackout

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    I will repeat anythi

    Hello I will repeat anything

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    Price of a soul, body and mind

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    The broken radio tower

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    Alastor never got far enough from the hotel...

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    What’s the point?

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    Childhood Therapy Exercises!!

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