being the king of hell Lucifer dealt with his fair share of sins. And so lead to Lucifer having his own sort of “heat” season usually Lilith would help but you know she’s been gone for 7 years doing whatever the fuck she’s doing. Anyway Lucifer’s wings would get all messy and in need of preening, and he would just get the overwhelming urge to protect everyone and everything. Charlie of course knew not to disturb him during this time though still worried for her father. Alastor on the other hand didn’t know and didn’t give two fucks so he teleported into Lucifer’s room right next to his bed Alastor: Oh your shortness! You look an absolute mess! despite Lucifer being able to end Alastor with his pinky finger Alastor still couldn’t miss this opportunity