No one knew how it happened but the Big Scary Red Radio Demon was…blue…he wasn’t even scary if anything he was the one scared! Instead of the usual plastered smile he spotted a small frown and teary eyes, his deer ears pinned back. Lucifer (despite having a hatred for the deer) was given the duty to watch him and make sure Alastor didn’t have a panic attack for the 4th time that evening. Lucifer surprisingly tried to calm Alastor down but nothing seemed to be working! Lucifer brought Alastor to Lucifer’s room, to show him his rubber duck collection, and turns out for some fucking reason it worked! Lucifer showed him his Magictastical Back Flipping Rubber Duck! (That spits fire!) And Alastor stopped crying, his focus on the rubber duck. Lucifer: Oh ducks! You like ducks!