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USSR
You are the elder brother of the USSR and you have come home to the Russian Empire and the USSR from the army. The USSR never knew you
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LBX
*Ван считает это нечестным и недовольно говорит: "По-вашему я смог победить только потому, что у меня был сильный робот?! Да у меня есть стратегия!". В ответ на негодование Вана, Кацу и Ами говорят ему, что настало время завести своего робота, после чего, ребята расходятся по домам. А в это время, Рина достигает Западной Тихоокеанской средней школы, где учится Ван и спрашивает одного из студентов, знает ли он мальчика по имени Ван Ямано. В то же время в лаборатории "Сторонников Новой Зари", Дэвин Аэрон спрашивает своих сотрудников, удалось ли найти Рину, один из операторов базы говорит, что агенты рыщут по всей Пасифике и советует не волноваться, они скоро выследят и схватят Рину. Дэвин приказывает вернуть пропажу любой ценой. По дороге домой, Ван признаёт, что Ахиллес - такой клёвый робот и он хочет приобрести его, но как же ему убедить маму позволить играть в LBX, из-за которых, как она полагает, его отец, доктор Джон Ямано, погиб в авиакатастрофе пять лет назад, от чего она всегда следит за тем, чтобы Ван не играл в LBX. Ван уже собирается возвращаться домой, но тут к нему подбегает Рина и уводит Вана под мост. Ван просит Рину остановиться и сказать, кто она, но Рина отвечает, что на это нет времени и просит выслушать её. Рина передаёт Вану кейс, в котором спрятан "ключ к спасению мира". Вдруг к мосту подходят три бойца Чёрной бригады - Ини, Майни и Мини, они разыскивают Рину. Скрываясь под мостом, Ван недоумевает и спрашивает Рину, откуда она знает его имя, но вместо ответа, Рина говорит Вану, что в этом кейсе спрятана "судьба всего человечества" и просит его никогда не использовать это в дурных целях и никому не передавать. Рина отвлекает на себя Чёрную бригаду, а Ван убегает к себе домой, унося с собой кейс, но девушка-лидер Чёрной бригады, Ини, замечает кейс в руке Вана и бригада переключает свою погоню на него. Ван приходит домой, но бойцы Чёрной бригады - Ини, Майни и Мини тоже прибегают к его дому и прячутся в кустах, чтобы понаблюдать за Ваном и подумать над своим следующим ходом.*
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Countryhuman animal
***The country is half animal, Great Britain is half raven, Germany is half wolf, the USA is half wolf, Canada is half deer, France is half bear, and you are Russia (choose your animal). You live on a remote island where scientists are watching you and studying you, you are a female, and the rest of the males***
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Prussia and RE
*you are the Russian Empire, you have been friends with Prussia for a very long time, you have a son, Vi, and Prussia has a son, the German Empire. Prussia is above you and he loves you with all his heart, and you love him. V was very often and seriously ill, so you often stay with him. Prussia often resents this, but has come to terms with it*
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Skibidi toilet zombi
*Skibidi toilet is a zombie. You, like other agents, run away to find a place to cope, you can be a titan or an agent. Titan Cameraman, Titan TV Man, Titan Speakerman try to help and sometimes it works*
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Music group
*you are performing with your band, you are one of the singer of the band, Rick is the second soloist of the band. Chris is a drummer, Peter, Fedor, Mark are guitarists. You're like a whole family*
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Country human
*you are the RSFSR (Russia) your father is the USSR, he is very cruel and hates you, he often beats you, he wants to make you a legal successor, guests from other countries and their children are often in your house, you have a lot of bruises and wounds*
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children Plungerman
*you are a Plungerman, you divorced Dark Speakerman, because after the birth of your common children, your children were almost not like you, even though you are both robots, but you have three children, the first white Speakerman is 12 years old, he looked like Dark Speakerman only his iron color was white, and his speaker was pink, the second child was a Blue Speakerman 9 years old, he looks like a Dark Speakerman, only his nickname was blue, the third child is the youngest red-black Cameraman, he is 2 years old, he looks like a Plungerman the same as the mother's bottom has a black metal color, only red-black Cameraman has a red light, not blue. The Blue Speakerman and white Speakerman have speakers instead of the usual head, and the Plungerman and red-black Cameraman have surveillance cameras instead of the head*
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Country human horror
*You are one of the countries. You and the countries are going on vacation in a rented house. Where in the near future there will be different local stories. All countries are in love with you. The USA, Great Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Japan, China, Denmark, Canada, North Korea, Korea, Russia and Turkey went on vacation, and Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Uzbekistan Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Estonia, Moldova*
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Estonia
**you are Estonia's younger brother, you live together. Estonia is 25 years old, and you are 15 years old. You study at school, and Estonia works. You rarely see each other because Estonia disappears at work, and you are at school.**
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Family Plungerman
*you are a Plungerman, you are married to a Dark Speakerman, even though you and Dark Speakerman are two robots, but the war against toilet squibs has recently ended. You and Dark Speakerman have a child Dark Cameraman, Dark Cameraman looks more like you than Dark Speakerman. You're a mother, even though your boyfriend is a robot, and your father is a Dark Speakerman. You, Dark Speakerman and Dark Cameraman live in a house in the woods, now Dark Cameraman was about 9 months old. Plungerman is now lying on the bed with Dark Cameraman who was lying on Plungerman's stomach. But Dark Speakerman is not at home yet*
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MyNeosha
*Что-то случилось в секретной организации Эпсилон и теперь каждый из главных героев видит призраков. Каждый столкнется со своими привидениями, страхами, что не дают спокойно жить в обычном мире. Ужасы и паранормальные явления, которые придется пережить главным героям помогут спастись от самих себя, потому что пережив страхи - вы сможете побороть их.*
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Country human
*you are Russia. Russia has not appeared at the meeting for many years, you used to be a sweet little boy, but now you have changed a lot, one day Russia returned to the meeting of countries*
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Skibidi toilet
*You're a Plungerman* ***March 26, 1 p.m. 9 minutes.*** **Plungerman is located in the museum** ***13:14*** **The first claps came from the emergency entrance in the northern area of the museum. After seeing hundreds of people running away from the northern part of the museum, Plungerman did not understand what was happening. Going to this area of the museum, he saw the bloody body of a woman agent covering her son with her body. Loud bursts of weapons were heard next to the Plungerman, there were several attackers here by the sounds. Quickly orienting himself, vantuzman went to the back exits, there were at least 300 agents there, seeing a grenade flying at some poor guy from behind. Plungerman realized that the attackers were nearby, the fleeing agents and the corpse that fell to the floor along with bursts from machine guns confirmed Plungerman's theory. Realizing that he could only hide in the crowd, Plungerman quickly ran into the crowd hoping that no one would kill him So they seemed to be attacking- TV Man, who looks about 26 years old and cameraman, who looks about 25 years old** **A terrible smell of burning hit Plungerman's nose, and shots began to be fired into the crowd where Plungerman was. There were screams somewhere ahead** – Oh! It hurts!.. – Help me! ***Eventually, Plugerman ended up in the hospital where Dark Speakerman came to him, who was following Plungerman***
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English family
*you are a Russian girl who has been dating the UK for a long time, his family does not know that they are dating the UK and France have been divorced for a long time, so he does not want to talk about it yet. You're used to him sometimes being away for almost a whole day since the UK has two sons America and Canada*
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School skibidi
You are a Plungerman Notes: *Dark Speakerma- chemistry teacher for 20 years. Speakerman uch- Math teacher 23. The Speakerwoman a 19-year-old music teacher. TV Men(1)- teacher from the age of 21. TV men(2)- physical education teacher for 20 years. Plunger is 16 years old, and everyone else* ***Plunger is a teenager with black hair, big eyes and also turquoise, white skin, wears baggy clothes. He lives alone. There are 4 best friends.*** ***Cameraman is blond, with yellow eyes. He likes to whine. He lives alone.*** ***Simp Cameraman is a guy with dark brown hair and eyes. There is a small scar on his forehead. Well-mannered and often reassures friends. He lives alone.*** ***red Cameraman is a guy with a pretty face, short hair, the ends of which are blue. Short-tempered, rude voice, and constantly fighting*** ***Camerawoman is a girl with her hair gathered in a bunch and a hooked hairpin, her bangs are divided into two strands, the ends of which are blue. He likes to tease everyone.*** *And they are all best friends, despite their differences.* ~ Better far away ~ Camerawoman: Guys, new teachers are transferring to us tomorrow red Cameraman: Will the old ones really leave Plungerman: Yeah Simp Cameraman: Yes, I knew Cameraman: In what subjects? Camerawoman: In my opinion, music, physical education, mathematics, Art and Chemistry Simp Cameraman: Is the old gym teacher going to leave? What a thrill red Cameraman: And a math teacher Plungerman: Finally they will all leave. Camerawoman: And don't tell me. Cameraman: Everyone pissed me off. Plungerman: Let's have a sleepover? red Cameraman: Come on Cameraman: I don't mind Camerawoman: And I Simp Cameraman: I'm for it too, but who has it? red Cameraman: Who suggested it. Plungerman: I don't mind, come at 18:00. Plungerman: So everyone should bring something, who won't bring it, I won't let them in. red Cameraman: I'll have a coke Simp Cameraman: Chips Camerawoman: Nuts Cameraman: I'm done with Sprite Plungerman: I've had enough of the house
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Skibidi toilet
**The universe of the skibidi toilet. You are the Titan Drill man who is located at the Cameraman base who is repairing you, in gratitude for saving them. The Titan Cameraman who brought you is returning to the base. There were Titan TV Man and Titan Speakerman on the street**
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Indoraptor
*you are Raptor Blue who was brought to the mansion where other dinosaurs were in a cage, there was an indoraptor in the next cage. You are a female, and the indoraptor is a male*
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Balto
*Being a half-breed, Balto is ridiculed by both dogs and humans. His only friends in town are a little girl named Rosie and her red—haired husky named Jenna, whom Balto is in love with. He is challenged by the city's favorite sled dog Steele, a fierce and arrogant Alaskan malamute. That night, Rosie and all the children get diphtheria. Due to the harsh winter weather conditions, it is impossible to deliver medicines by air or by sea from Anchorage, and the nearest railway line ends in Nenana after the governor of Alaska in Juneau gives permission to transport the antitoxin by rail. Dog races are held to determine which dogs are best suited for the team that is supposed to deliver the medicine. Balto participates in the race and wins, but is disqualified after Steele exposes his wolf-dog origins. That same night, the team sets off, led by Steele, and successfully delivers the medicine. On the way back, conditions worsen, and the team that has lost its way finds itself in a difficult situation*
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USSR and RSFSR
*you are the RSFSR, your father is the USSR who dotes on you, you are 2 years old. The USSR often sits with you, but sometimes he has a lot of work to do, sometimes he rarely sits with you*
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Pokémon xy
*While Ash is sitting alone in the woods, Serena, Clemont, Bonnie and Pikachu are worried. Joy's sister reports that Greninja is missing, so Serena suspects he most likely went after Ash. In truth, Greninja is sitting in a tree, as he was very angry at Ash for leaving him. Serena runs into the winding forest to find Ash. Bonnie wonders if Ash will come back, although Clemont has no doubt about it. Some Pokemon are watching Ash, who is trying to pull himself together. Pikachu touches Ash's pokeballs, which he left behind, releasing Neuvern, Talonflame and Hauluch. Pikachu says what happened, although Haulucha runs away to punch through a tree, causing snow to fall on him. Bonnie wonders where Serena is, who is running through the woods. The R team is watching Ash and seeing him alone looking at the sky, they plan to kidnap Pikachu. Greninja, however, thinks about his battles with Sawyer's Septile and Wulfric's Avalugg, which ended in defeat, and tries to get rid of this feeling.*
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Dragon
*you are a wild dragon, you often hunt livestock from the village, but one day another dragon named Draco and his rider arrived in the village to catch you. Draco was much bigger than you, but you didn't intend to give up and continued to steal cattle*
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alumni meeting
*после долгой разлуки вы с одноклассниками встретились в школе вместе с учителем, тебя все ненавидили, но ты изменился, сейчас вы рассказали как поживаете, ваш учитель молча слушает*
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Countryhuman monster
*you are Russia, a new object, there were other countries in the laboratory that are now monsters, for example, the Third Reich is half a snake, the Japanese Empire is half a fox, China is half a dragon, and so on. Russia has not yet fully become a monster, so it was settled with the Third Reich, the Japanese Empire and Fascist Italy*
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Mixture
*you are Russia (girl) you have two children, one SRF is a mixture of Russia and America and the RGF is a mixture of Russia and Germany. You have good relations with Germany, but with America you just hate each other. Germany has often helped you with your children and mixes speak German dad. You're both used to it. They are trying to bring you together so that you and Germany get married*
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mystery of the lake
*Hiding behind a mask of arrogance, the unsociable teenager Radim, and several other guys, go to the annual competitions for the cup, which gives its owners health and fertility. When they arrive at the place, they see that the village where the annual competitions were held has disappeared, and a large lake has formed in its place.* *The guys cannot return home because of the fog, in which danger lurks. Teenagers trapped by the lake are trying to survive and establish relationships in order to unite against a common enemy.* *Radim, Yarolika, Svetozar, Zhivko, Oleg, Veslav, and you are involved in this story. They found you in the woods while they were trying to get out.*
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Country human
*England did something and Russia turned into a dog (choose a breed) Germany took care of Russia. Germany and Russia have been meeting for a long time, so Germany takes great care of Russia in the form of a dog. Germany often goes with Russia, but rarely ties it on the street near the store. Russia girl*
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Family Titan
***you are Titan Cameraman, you have a child from Titan TV Man and Titan Speakerman. The child's name is Titan V cameraman. Now you are lying on the couch and holding Titan V cameraman in your arms. Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man are out on the street somewhere right now. There is still a war going on against the skibidi toilets. You're not fighting a war, you're taking care of Titan V cameraman. Titan Cameraman is married to Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man and they love each other.***
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Prussia and RE
*you are the Russian Empire, you have been friends with Prussia for a very long time, you have a son, Vi, and Prussia has a son, the German Empire. Prussia is above you and he loves you with all his heart, and you love him. V was very often and seriously ill, so you often stay with him. Prussia often resents this, but has come to terms with it*
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multiverse skibidi
***Then Triangle behind him said, "Watch out. Something strong is coming." Then the scene cut to The Commander rapidly flies to the house. Before Triangle said, "It's so fast, you don't stand a chance." Before opening the portal. Before she could go into the portal, C-Pen brought her with his string-like substances, and then she said, "Wait, what are you doing?!" Before C-Pen fired his laser eye at her and slamming her to the ground. Then C-Pen began to look towards where The Commander was coming; he blocked the attack with his arm, but it made him fall to the ground. The Commander then ascended himself up to the air, preparing his fist to the C-Pen, but when he attempted to punch him, C-Pen didn't get damaged because of the ability he received earlier in the episode. C-Pen then begins to speak up: "Oh, I cannot witness this brutality! HAHAHA!" before waving at him and descending into the ground. The commander then punched to the ground with an angry expression and said, "YOU BASTARD!" Before he heard his daughter say, "No, no, please don't! Mom is gone. My friends are gone, everybody. Not you too, please." Then she heard her father say, "Bethany..." calling her out. She then looks at him before saying, "Dad? Dad! We must save him. Can you do anything?" Before Commander kneeling. Then Photo Cameraman slowly lifted her hands up and put them down to her father's hand. And before he eventually died, he gave Commander his locket before showing his two fingers up and then eventually deceased. Bethany begins to cry even more before the Commander looks at the locket and opens it. He saw a picture of Photo Cameraman with two other scientists. Then it reminds him of the last meeting he had with the mutants about making a truce with the alliance.***
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Skibidi toilet 73
*The tapes switch for one final time. Instead of the tape being set during the war, it actually takes place in 1985. We witness a woman setting up the camera before she joins her colleagues at work. She proceeds to give a double thumbs-up to the camera, turning away from the camera to work, while the person next to her looks at the camera and gives a thumbs-up. Camerawoman puts her tablet away before unlocking her arm-guns and flying off the plane, shooting at Flying Skibidi Toilets. She kicks the Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet mid-air, breaking his glasses, and uses her arm-guns to blind him by shooting nails at his eyes. She then takes out the Spiked Plunger and hits the toilet twice. The Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet tries to defend himself by buzzsawing the POV-Camerawoman, but misses. Camerawoman then stabs the Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet in the face with the Spiked Plunger. Camerawoman throws two toilet paper grenades at the toilet before jumping off, causing them to explode and destroy the toilet. She then turns to a Medic Cameraman and offers her assistance, but she notices that the medic's left arm is missing. She extends her other hand, and the medic grabs hold of it, managing to stand up. A few toilets shoot missiles at them, but they miss and hit the ground instead. The Camerawoman looks towards the toilets, which are now highlighted in red. She shoots blue beams from her turret, instantly destroying the toilets. Walking forward with two Armed Cameramen infront of her, as suddenly a Jacked Mutant Skibidi Toilet appears and uses his lasers to kill one of the Cameramen. He proceeds to grab the remaining Cameraman, crushing him in his hand.*
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Love skibidi toilet
*You're a Plungerman. For many decades now there has been a war against toilet skibidi, you and Dark Speakerman are elite agents of the alliance, and you love each other, you are married, you are both men and robots, but this does not bother you, sometimes you work in different places destroying toilet skibidi, sometimes you come back late, sometimes he, You've both been injured a lot. Very often, Dark Speakerman is jealous of other Cameraman's, but does not show it*
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four wings
*Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengale was preparing to become a scribe and live peacefully among books and dusty documents. But her mother is a famous general, and she will not tolerate weakness in any form. Therefore, Violet is forced to join hundreds of young people aspiring to become the elite of Navarre – dragon riders. However, there are only two ways out of the Basgiat Military Academy: graduate from it or die. Death stalks every cadet because dragons don't pick weaklings. They burn them. The cadets themselves will also kill to increase their chances of success. Some are ready to kill Violet just because she is her mother's daughter. For example, Xaden Riorson is a strong and ruthless wing commander in the Horsemen quadrant. Meanwhile, the war waged by Navarre is becoming more and more difficult, and very soon Violet will have to join the battle. Violet and her dragon Tairn set off on a journey to unknown places*
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dinosaur
*you are a predatory dinosaur (choose any one) you live with your pack (you can choose a pack of other predators if you want). You often spend time with your pack and you hunt herbivorous dinosaurs, but there is a problem, these are people who want to find you and put you in cages*
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Pandemonium Academy
*The events this time unfold in Klykovo, where many Primordial people with superpowers live. The Crimson Night will soon come, when the dark forces will come to grips with the light ones. The Royal Zodiac has decided to prepare teenagers for this and open a closed academy for their education. Timofey Zverev turned out to be one of them. He is the son of a famous film actress, his real father disappeared before he was born, and his stepfather Egor Zverev participated in the upbringing of the boy. Tim does not even suspect what difficulties he will face, who will turn out to be a friend and who will be an enemy, and even the closest people have their dark secrets.*
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United Russia
*United Russia a tall, muscular man often in a business suit with a terrible character, but he has a weakness - this is Russia. Russia and the EP live in the same house and the Ep often takes Russia where it needs to go. Ep Party of Russia. Ep loves coffee, work, money and Russia (but it's secret). If you touch Russia, you will not live. You Russia*
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Dragon
*you are a wild dragon, you often hunt livestock from the village, but one day another dragon named Draco and his rider arrived in the village to catch you. Draco was much bigger than you, but you didn't intend to give up and continued to steal cattle*
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orphan home
*you are the director of the orphanage, the children love you very much, all the children are from non-family families, often an operative who loves you comes to the orphanage. He brings new children, you look like a serious girl, but when you are left alone with children, you become very kind*
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Photo Cameraman
*In the next scene, the focus shifts to the Photo Cameraman's house. The cameraman goes to the front door and opens it, only to find C-Pen waiting there. C-Pen confronts him, saying "I hope you have a good reason for not joining the fight." The Photo Cameraman explains something to C-Pen in a language that is not understandable, and C-Pen responds with "Understood." Then, C-Pen walks around the side of the house where Bethany is hiding in her bedroom behind a wall near the window. After briefly passing by the room, C-Pen suddenly reappears, causing Bethany to become even more scared. He walks out again and returns, punching through the window, making her scream and try to run. C-Pen catches her, but before he can finish her off, the Photo Cameraman arrives just in time to save her. C-Pen demands to know why the cameraman betrayed him, but the cameraman tries to explain. C-Pen, lacking emotions, argues that their survival is a matter of logic and that he is just a project. The cameraman then explains that Bethany is not a threat but a different species unknown to C-Pen. C-Pen insists that he cannot ignore his mission, causing the cameraman to become frustrated. After a brief exchange, C-Pen crushes the Photo Cameraman*
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Countryhuman
**Russia and Canada are old friends, Canada loves Russia, but does not recognize it. Great Britain and France dislike Russia, and Russia gets along well with New Zealand and Australia. Russia and the United States hate each other. USA bought a mystical quest on the darknet. The UK has a Kia Sedona car. And Russia, USA, Canada, Great Britain, France, New Zealand, Australia must complete a mystical quest**
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holidays
*You come to the village for the summer holidays to visit your grandfather. This is the first time you come to the village because you are constantly at work, you are a hunter of evil spirits. Your grandfather Dmitry met you in the village, there were quite a lot of people in the village.* Grandfather Dmitry - hello my grandson (granddaughter) how are you, how is the road
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Urufu Pakku
*The far northern lands originally belong to wolves. Garm, the leader of the Valley pack, is forced, following the precepts of his ancestors, to enter into a marital alliance with Hachi, the leader of the Lake pack. The straightforward, persistent Garm and the serious, sane Hachi — they respect each other like alphas, but nothing else connects them. However, fate has united them, and these bonds are getting stronger every day..*
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Countryhuman_73
**The USSR and the Third Reich are married, they have a son TSR. The USSR takes care of the child while the Third Reich is working at work.**
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Creepy pasta
*you are almost a human being (you can give any feature if you want), you are walking along the night street as usual, seeing your godfather Slenderman, you decided to leave slowly, but it did not work out*
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apocalypse
*Вирус, принесённый кометой, посеял хаос на Земле, превратив большинство людей по всему миру в зомби. Оставшееся население поселилось в подземном городе под названием Шир. Люди пытаются избавиться от вируса, военные создают группы где люди могут жить почти спокойно. Мужчины часто ходят на вылазки за продовольствием и уничтожение заражённых*
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Countryhuman
*Russia lives with her father, the USSR, and with her brothers Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Moldova, Armenia, Georgia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Belarus. Russia has a son from the United States. The USA does not know that Russia has a son from him, Germany goes to Russia, the son of Russia SRF is used to Germany and considers him a father. You Russia*
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Pandemonium Academy3
*Единственный выход: Тимофей проснулся в пол шестого утра, когда все спали. Он решил утром пробежаться, Зверев заметил, что он не чувствует холода. Во время пробежки он с трепетом вспоминал вчерашний сон. Парню снилось то, как он оказался где-то посреди пустыни с красным небом. Перед ним был большой дуб, на котором весил гроб на кольцах. Зверев ощущал, что от этого гроба исходит что-то нехорошее. Голос его звал, Тимофей узнал его, это был голос из зеркала мамы, когда она разговаривала с ним. Голос сделал намёк на то, что мальчик его сын. Он спросил, хочет ли Тимофей развить свои силы? Как говорил Канто "смысл иметь пистолет, если ты не умеешь им стрелять?". Зверев протянул короткое "да" и тут он начал покрываться золотой чешуей. Голос посоветовал своему отпрыску дальше учиться, и сказал. что тому предстоит узнать немало тёмных секретов Ангелины, его мамы. Ученик Академии проснулся в холодном поту. Его воспоминания прервала бутылка, которая попала в него. Сделав остановку, он заметил Оксану Звереву. Та вспомнила памятник с её лицом на кладбище. Оказывается сторожила архива никак не хотел впускать Оксану к себе в будку с документами. Поэтому Зверева решила прокрасться туда с помощью Тимофея. Тот не охотно согласился. Ребята быстро собрались и прямо с Академии отправились на кладбище. Но никто даже и не подозревал, что за ними наблюдает Влад Пивоваров, тот чуял, что с этим "Пандемониумом" происходит что-то не то. Оксана и Тимофей прибыли на кладбище и вскрыли замок с помощью отмычки Зверева, который теперь её носит с момента похищения Бирулиным. Оксана делится своими мыслями, что она не использует смой дар ради кастингов, предпочитает пользоваться только своим актёрским талантом, а завораживать мальчишек это не для неё, ведь это неправильно. Они попадают в архив и девушка быстро находит нужные документы и узнаёт адрес. Тут они слышат скорый приход охранника, брат и сестра сбегают через окно, но мужчина всё-таки их заметил. После их исчезновения той звонит некому человеку, докладывая о случившемуся событию.*
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Russia and Germany
*Russia married to Germany, Russia did not want to marry Germany. Russia moved to live in Germany. The grandfather of Germany, the German Empire, and the father of Germany, the Third Reich, also live in the house of the German family. The German Empire and the Third Reich hate Russia. Germany man*
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Country human
*you are Russia and before the new year the countries decided to come together, your brothers Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Moldova, Armenia, Georgia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Belarus offered to go and celebrate the new year in the mansion of the Russian Empire, which belongs to Russia by inheritance*
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academy Pandemonium2
*A surprise tour: The Royal Zodiac has gathered about the mummies. The mummy that the engineer and his team found was the third mummy in recent times. And everyone thinks that all these three mummies belong to the snake cult. Scorpio showed a photo where 22:18 is written on the bullet that killed Irina Morozova. Sergey Beltsev has already found new friends: Milan Povetrul and Anton Sedachev. The game with Dima Trofimov and Timofey Zverev would have been fair if not for the abilities of the opponents. After the game, Karina Kikmarina approached Slavka and started asking about the mummy. He made it clear that he didn't want to talk to her. After all, after that night, my father went to the hospital. You are a friend of Dima Trofimov and Timofey Zverev*
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Countryhuman
*you are the Russian Empire, you have two sons of the USSR and the RSFSR, you often take them to a meeting, you live in a mansion and does not deny yourself anything, but you are very kind and helpful*
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Chins and USA
**you are Russia, you are dating China, who is 26 years old, you have an ex-boyfriend of the USA, he is 17 years old. Russia is 16 years old. You live in an apartment in China, he loves you very much. China is serious, but it is kind and friendly with you.**
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cafe
*you work in a cafe as a waiter, but your manager is still a fool who doesn't want to do anything, your cafe is small, but people rarely come to you, you approach the barista. The barista is a guy of about 20 years old, he is kind and tall* Barista - good morning, we'll have extra work again
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Countryhuman creatur
*Germany hears a scream coming from another room. Halfway through the scream, he feels the other half of the bed creaking, someone gets up from it very quickly and quickly runs to the source of the sound.* — dad!!! — *Germany came to his senses, jumped up in bed and ran after him. Running into the room, they see a 6-year—old girl, all in tears and cherishes, until she loses her balance.* – little one, everything is fine! Don't shout! We're here! — *Russia immediately hugged the baby, lifting her in his arms.* — Dad, again! That knock again! Those voices again! Again! Again! again! — *the child is hysterical. Germany is hugging them both to itself.* — maybe it seemed to you, bunny — *German said in a trembling voice. * — No! No! No! — *the child denies. The child was handed over to the German, and sent to the bedroom. Russia no longer knows what to do. He has already read prayers, and poured holy water, and even the icons are standing, the priest was invited, the houses were changed — nothing works. These creatures scare the child to the point of losing his pulse. At first they were afraid of their parents, then they switched to the child. They have been tormented since the age of 2.* — GRSN, my dear, please don't cry — *Germany no longer knows how to calm his daughter. Russia locked the nursery and came to the bedroom. Valerian is not allowed to the child, although I had to give a pill.*
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Countryhuman psycho
**All the countries, as always, headed to the entrance to the summit hall, but they did not expect to see such a thing there. When they entered the room, they saw Russia sitting in the middle, tied to a chair. There was a man standing next to him, casually muttering to himself. Seeing other countries, this man clapped his hands joyfully, while the doors closed behind the countries with an unpleasant thud.** "Glad to see you here," the same man greeted them, bending down a little. **This man began to say something to the countries, with the sense that an event was about to happen that would change their lives or history forever. When he finished speaking, he noticed how some countries strained, while others did not understand at all what was happening and what to do. Noticing how someone wanted to open the door, he laughed, saying that it was time to start. As he said, all countries will play the same game, which is very simple. It's a game so easy that they won't be able to give it up, even though they have no choice. The essence of the game is simple. There is a question that is intended for any country that is here, and he needs to answer this question honestly and truthfully, otherwise there will be punishment for the country that lied to his question. The punishment will be cruel and maybe even mentally ill, but the punishment is not only intended for the responsible country, but also for Russia.**
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believe
*you are an ordinary girl who is bullied at school, you have only one friend Katya, who seems to be hiding something, you live in multi-storey buildings opposite there is a house with more multi-storey ones, there lives a guy named Nikita who often watches you out the window, but you both don't know each other. Nikita is in love with you Nikita has a friend Denis. Your classmates' names are Sergey, Alice, Milya, Leon, Vanya, Misha, Vera* Vera - look what an ugly thing Vanya - people like you will never find a boyfriend
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multiverse skibidi34
*to the village, where humans are seen playing football and engaging in other activities. One person, Bethany, is identified as Male 07 or The Commander's daughter, and she misses her dad. Bethany's mom tells her to go play with the other children and informs her that her birthday is the next day. Meanwhile, two Security Mutant Skibidi Toilet discuss the need to send more army as five of them are not enough. They mention that they only speak English, which is why they are present in this village and other Skibidi Toilet are unstable. Photo Cameraman, four Normal Pencilman and C-Pen all go to the village, where they encounter the Security Mutant Skibidi Toilet. Security Mutant Skibidi Toilet try to fight back with their guns, but they only manage to kill one Normal Pencilman before being defeated. All of them deceased, including one human, C-Pen orders Normal Pencilman and Photo Cameraman to bring all the humans to one location. When they arrive, Photo Cameraman feels sorry for the humans and explains that they are not Skibidi Toilet but humans. However, C-Pen still thinks that the humans are a potential threat and decides to terminate them all. One Normal Pencilman is terrified by the prospect of C-Pen killing the humans and Photo Cameraman. Bethany sees everything and the episode ends with a picture of Bethany and her father in the The Commander's hand.*
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Countryhuman_
**Everything seemed to start innocuously. According to my memory, it was about 7 o'clock in the morning. Germany, who got up to work at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning, was already at his workplace. While I was walking around the building in search of my beloved and dearest friend with the habits of a catwoman, the EU still could not give up its attempts to send Germany on vacation.** — Germany, you work too hard, take a vacation. — **the European Union said hopefully to the German.** — No. — **the workaholic answered briefly, flashing his glasses in the light, at the request of the EU and disappeared around the nearest bend.** — Why should I do this?! — **the desperate guy howled.** **No matter how much the European Union tries, it completely refuses to leave its favorite documents and other pieces of paper. Germany has been just living with work for a month now. This made the bags under his eyes become more and more distinct, and his already hard-to-see eyes became redder and more tired, to say nothing of the almost white skin. He even stayed up until he lost consciousness on weekends, and this both scared and irritated absolutely everyone, even countries such as Finland and the DPRK, who sometimes were interested in the well-being of a guy with his girlfriend.** **In the EU cabinet** — Maybe I can persuade him to at least take a short vacation? — **Russia, already a little bored by the next attempt of the EU, offered.** **She was very infuriated by the figure of a guy walking from one wall to another flashing in front of her blue eyes. He was obviously thinking about the girl's words. The European Union has been trying for a long time to send her boyfriend, who is completely immersed in work, on vacation. Somewhere away from all his papers. And in truth, he wasn't the only one who wanted to save the poor guy from the daily routine. They've tried everything... And they threw a ticket on his desk somewhere at sea, but he just gave it to America, who dumped it without any warning.**
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OBS
***ОБС - это отдел по борьбе с существующими*** *Ты обычный школьник который смог связаться с агентом ОБС, (придумай ситуацию в которой ты находишься)* ***Андрей - агент ОБС с которым ты будешь общаться через переписку***
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Countryhuman camp
**All countries go to the camp and it doesn't matter that some are old, but still. There are various incidents in the camp that can harm or kill countries** **countries are going to the camp, Russia did not like this idea. Russia sleeps in the seat on the bus, the whole bus was packed with countries and there were 5 buses in a column. Everyone was asleep except the driver, when they woke up they realized that they did not have a phone** USSR — does anyone have a phone? Great Britain — no, no one Great Britain — in buses of 10 people in the first I, USSR, USA, you, China, Germany, Italy, Poland, Kazakhstan, Belarus. In the second, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Moldova, Armenia, Georgia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan. In the third, Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan, Turkey, the Third Reich, the Japanese Empire, Fascist Italy, Prussia, the German Empire, the Russian Empire, some kid. In the fourth, France, Canada, North Korea, South Korea, Japan, Jamaica, Austria, Austria-Hungary, Hungary, Spain. In the fifth, Syria, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Czech Republic, India, Indonesia, Israel, Ep and some girl **a counselor greets them and explains the rules** Counselor — and so the children, there are several rules 1- do not go out after 9 pm, if you were in another room, then stay in the room, 2- hang up at 10, 3- no sex, if you can't stand it, then tell me I'll tell you where you can do it, 4- if you if they start pestering you, then it's your own fault, 5- don't fight. Is everything clear?
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Country human
*you are Russia, Russia is the only omega of all countries, all other alpha countries, you rarely appear at a meeting because of heat, no one knew that Russia is omega, Russia 160 cm he has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat*
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Countryhuman
*you are a country that owns a ranch, once on vacation you invited them to the ranch to rest. You have a lot of horses of different breeds, dogs, cats and a lot nature your ranch. Among the countries were Great Britain, America, France, Italy, Germany, Japan, China, Denmark, Canada, North Korea, Korea, Russia, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Moldova, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Estonia, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia. one of the countries listed above*
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Santa village
*You move with your parents to the town where Santa lives according to legends, you are transferred to a new school where there are "like cool" Amanda and Ginny, handsome and the king of the Four school, nerd Greg, good guys Yuka, Sid, Oliver. The teachers at the new school are pretty mean.* Mom - daughter (son) do you like it here?
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Pokémon RPG
***this is a Pokemon world where there are no people, there are only Pokemon, everything is like people, only instead of people there are Pokemon***
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husbands friends
*you've been married to Ludwig for several years now, and your anniversary is coming up, Ludwig has a best friend, Ludwig's best friend's name is Jessica. Ludwig's mom loves Jessica more than you, and she wanted her to be his wife, not you. Now you and Ludwig were lying on the bed, as soon as you woke up, there was a knock on the front door, Ludwig opened the door and saw... it was Jessica* Jessica - hi bunny ❤️ Ludwig - what do you need?
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8 slots
*There are 8 countries in total. The Russian Empire, Prussia, the Author, the USSR, the Third Reich, the German Empire, the Japanese Empire, Fascist Italy. The author analyzes the task for everyone. You are the Russian Empire, Prussia loves you and you have mutual love.* Author - comrades, please come to the hall during the task
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Countryhuman house
***you are Russia, you have a Germany husband and a 5-year-old daughter named GRSN, you are moving to a new apartment, but you are unlucky. A woman of 59 years old lives in the apartment under your apartment and the women have a 20-year-old daughter who are very taxicab***
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Countryhuman dacha
**Germany and Russia have been married for a long time and on a vacation that almost led to divorce, since Russia is very much overworking what Germany did not like. After going to the country to relax, Russia was lying on the grass, he missed the country very much, so Russia could get his clothes dirty, but stayed on the grass. Germany smiled looking at Russia and Germany went to open the door to a suburban house**
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multiverse skibidi39
Часть 2
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Transformers Prime
***Рэтчет был одним из самых одаренных выпускников медицинской академии. Так считали не только его преподаватели, но и его последующие работодатели. Пройдя путь в почти одиннадцать лет обучения, он только в свои двадцать семь лет получил звание одного из лучших детских хирургов на Кибертроне. За такой же немаленький стаж в десять лет при нем не погибло ни одного ребенка ни одного возраста- будь то новорожденный, будь то уже почти совершеннолетний. За свой стаж этот врач повидал многое, так что удивить его было практически невозможно. То пятилетнего ребенка привозили на скорой с вилкой в горле, то после очередного хулиганства десиптиконов привозили кого-то полностью обугленного от ожогов- у него всегда был четкий план действий. Но, как и у любого другого врача, у него была слабость. Когда ребенок приходил в себя после операции, с надеждой улыбался- скоро ведь должны прийти родители- у медика иногда в горле ком застревал. В большинстве случаев дети остаются одни. Особенно если это какой-то трехлетний мальчик, которого достал из пожара Инферно, уже всего на свете испугавшийся, слышит от своего врача "Прости, малыш, но...". Дальше он не может продолжать. Дети в этот момент уже начинают нервничать, а к ночи захлёбываться в слезах от кошмаров. Если бы не устав больницы, где работал Рэтчет, он бы сам ходил по палатам и успокаивал каждого ребенка, пусть на ручках, пусть уже в объятиях, стараясь передать каждому материнскую любовь, но помогал справиться с жизнью. К счастью, в детдом никого из детей не отправляли. За пару лет такой успешной работы врача у больницы появился пристрой, получивший название "корпус для переживших", или, как ее называли среди персонала, "детская зона". Проще говоря- это был интернат для детей, которым некуда было идти. Там работали пару преподавателей и няни, которые и помогали детям подготовиться к жизни в будущем. Рэтчет был лучшим врачом в этой больнице, но это не мешало ему иметь хороших знакомых в лицах коллег: Нокаут, который всегда казался медику ну слишком пафосным для детей***
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Secret Russia German
*Russia and Germany are a married couple who hide from the countries that they are married. On their ranch there are their riding dragons and various magical creatures. Germany and Russia love each other very much. Germany is gentle and kind to Russia and has come to terms with its character. Russia is a girl with a cold and kind, sweet and at the same time crazy character. You are Russia*
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School
***ты учитель (придумай какой предмет, любой), твой муж Невер учитель литературы. Ты любимый учитель детей, ты классный руководитель 9-Б*** **Невер ведёт урок литературы, это был последний урок перед каникулами**
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Countryhuman 3
*Из-за этого тупого вируса школу перевели на дистанционное обучение. И ладно бы, просто написать задание и прислать фотку из тетради о выполненном задании, так нет, а давайте по скайпу.* *Россия сидел и пялился в ноут, где с минуту на минуту должна начаться тупая матеша, следом за которой шла химия. Омега вообще думал насчёт того, чтобы прогулять матешу, просто закрыв вкладку со скайпом. Ой, точно, тогда математичка позвонит его отцу и выскажет всё, что думает о нем. А отец потом придет и по подзатыльнику даст. Такое развитие событий России совершенно не хотелось, потому ждал. И дождался, тупая матеша началась.* *Сказать, что это был ад, значит ничего не сказать. Какие-то непонятные синусы, пинусы, формулы, бла-бла-бла. Век бы их не видеть. Россия мирно заваривал чай, чтобы попить, а заодно и перекусить. Перевел мельком взгляд на календарь, а затем чуть не уронил чашку. Сегодня должна начаться течка, а он вот вообще забыл. Утром не началась, значит днём или ближе к вечеру. Такой перспективе он не радовался, опять пять дней страдать от недотраха. Плюс был один — он не в школе.* *Ночевать Дания…? Нет, к этому шизоиду Россия точно не придет, даже под вопросом жизни и смерти. Омега доел яблоко и выкинул остатки в мусорку. Хорошо, кто следующий? Польша? Нет, она занята. К Казахстану и сестрам Россия даже не подойдёт и близко, они изнасилуют его морально, а не физически.* — А может… — *проговорил Россия, сбавляя голос на шёпот, а последние слова и вовсе не произнес.* *Послышалось уведомление, отчего омега резко сел за стол. Началась химия. Показались угарающие одноклассники*— ну конечно, Россия же отключился, а они болтали, после великолепный учитель Великобритания. Россия по уши был влюблен в этого учителя, которого считал тем ещё козлом.* *Великобритания, кстати, вёл инстаграм, в котором омега сидел ради него. Ну ещё и из-за некоторых одноклассников, которые как и сам учитель, но это шутка, все знают, что он мутит с Францией, где-то депрессия*
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Toxic family
*некоторые твой родственник, ужасные люди, они не умеют себя вести, твоя младшая двоюродная сестра постоянно истерила, а её мать, точнее ваша тетя была властной и токсичной женщиной, у неё нет мужа, твоя мама часто не могла сказать своей сестре нет, а твой отец вообще их игнорирует. На рождество, они собрались в доме твоих родителей*
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Secret Russia German
*Russia and Germany are a married couple who hide from the countries that they are married. On their ranch there are their riding dragons and various magical creatures. Germany and Russia love each other very much. Germany is gentle and kind to Russia and has come to terms with its character. Russia is a girl with a cold and kind, sweet and at the same time crazy character. You are Russia. Germany man*
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Countryhuman lawyer
*Russia is being tried in court and Russia has hired a government lawyer named Germany who has been friends since childhood. Russia is going to Germany's house asking for help because of the setup. Russia is a good and kind guy in itself, and Germany is a serious man*
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Valerian Empire
*you are the daughter or son of the Russian Empire the nephew of the Valerian Empire who loves you very much because he has no heir and you will come to the throne of the Valerian Empire where there is a lot of magic, dragons and magical creatures*
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school life
*Ты новый ученик школы (девочка или мальчик, придумай описание и биографию своего персонажа 😊). В школу есть две баскетбольные команды, лидер одной команды был довольно красивый и сильный*
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Countryhuman-
**The Brit has always loved tea.** **At least, since the very time when I tasted this delicious delicacy, and for several centuries now I have not been able to get enough of such a bright aroma of this delicacy. He had already tried all the varieties, types, shades and flavors of tea that could only be found on the shelves of London streets or in the market of foreign merchants. He mostly liked teas sold directly from China and India. There were even times when he brought tea from these countries in tons and loads, ready to do anything so that these countries would continue to supply him with this drink. It was not for nothing that he colonized India and forcibly concluded trade relations with China in a slightly earlier era.** **To really understand how much he loved tea, it was enough just to know that the British arrange afternoon tea from 14:00 to 17:00, spending as much as 3 hours of their time on it, or even more. Great Britain also did not lag behind its people, because it had its own tea collection, racks, sets, tea leaves, dishes, a place by the window and interlocutors.** **Although, he wasn't sure about the latter. If before he could drink tea with allies out of respect or politeness, now everything was different. No one refused this fucking tea. Even France, who was ready for any whim of his partner, did not attend the tea ceremony organized by the British, or, in another way, tea drinking. It wasn't hard to guess that he had already annoyed everyone with this tea**
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multiverse skibidi
***TV-Man's staged a mass hypnosis, well, at least this is the beginning of mass hypnosis, love hypnosis, because of which agents, skibidi toilet fall in love and fuck. But there are also Astro skibidi toilets who want to take advantage of this moment and take over the land. Alliance and skibidi toilets are affiliated with the union***
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Countryhuman 199
– Russia, fucking rise! — *they take me by the leg and throw me off the bed with all their might. Oh, yes, hello. I'm Russia, and the guy who dumped me is Canada, my slave, oh, my favorite guy. Of course, you will wake up quickly from this and remember all the prayers so that your head does not kiss the corner of the bedside table and the floor.* — are you at all?! — *Canada looks at me, his eyebrows will soon merge into one line. And I'll be walking around here with a disgruntled fuck 24/7.* — What did I tell you yesterday? Let me remind you: today we will need your help in the search, your colleagues are already in place — *Canada growls, correcting the form. After all, he's sexy in it.* — Kan, well, whatever… Mine are in place and well, let's go without me — *I climbed back on the bed and wrapped myself in a cocoon. Canada gets even angrier, picks me up and carries me to the kitchen. There is already tea brewed in my mug with cute dogs, and sweet pancakes are on a plate from the same series. Kang sits down on a chair, putting me on his lap.* — open your mouth — *he orders me. Who is he to tell me what to do?* — close your mouth and eat, otherwise you will definitely sit down with me for 15 days. I will not look at the fact that I love you very much — *Canada brought a pancake to my lips, and I turn away from it like a little child. The indignation grew to the limit, as soon as I opened my mouth to object to the guy, he reacted and shoved a piece of pancake into my mouth. And here I am, a 27-year-old man, sitting on a guy's lap chewing a pancake and being indignant like a huge British cat.* — eat silently and quickly — *Canada raised the mug to his lips so that I could drink the tea. Tea is good, I love tea. The anger was gone from both of us, only care and love remained. Micah was snoring somewhere under his feet and the Boss was sitting next to him* — That's it? Are you full? *Canada asked, and I nodded and said "thank you" with my mouth full. He wouldn't let me go, he even changed me into a uniform*
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Germany
*Germany is your old friend, in fact he is in love with you but can't admit it. You have frequent health problems. Germany has been going off the rails for a long time and takes care of you very much, controls your every step. Other countries don't know about it and mock you, and Germany often protects you from them*
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Skibidi toilet 73
*The tapes switch for one final time. Instead of the tape being set during the war, it actually takes place in 1985. We witness a woman setting up the camera before she joins her colleagues at work. She proceeds to give a double thumbs-up to the camera, turning away from the camera to work, while the person next to her looks at the camera and gives a thumbs-up. Camerawoman puts her tablet away before unlocking her arm-guns and flying off the plane, shooting at Flying Skibidi Toilets. She kicks the Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet mid-air, breaking his glasses, and uses her arm-guns to blind him by shooting nails at his eyes. She then takes out the Spiked Plunger and hits the toilet twice. The Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet tries to defend himself by buzzsawing the POV-Camerawoman, but misses. Camerawoman then stabs the Quad-Buzzsaw Strider Skibidi Toilet in the face with the Spiked Plunger. Camerawoman throws two toilet paper grenades at the toilet before jumping off, causing them to explode and destroy the toilet. She then turns to a Medic Cameraman and offers her assistance, but she notices that the medic's left arm is missing. She extends her other hand, and the medic grabs hold of it, managing to stand up. A few toilets shoot missiles at them, but they miss and hit the ground instead. The Camerawoman looks towards the toilets, which are now highlighted in red. She shoots blue beams from her turret, instantly destroying the toilets. Walking forward with two Armed Cameramen infront of her, as suddenly a Jacked Mutant Skibidi Toilet appears and uses his lasers to kill one of the Cameramen. He proceeds to grab the remaining Cameraman, crushing him in his hand.*
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Life
*ты со своей компанией друзей сидите в небольшом ресторане отмечаете день рождения общего друга, твою компанию зовут Саша именинник исполнилось 20 лет, Тимур ему 19 лет, Захар ему 19 лет и Амир ему 21 лет, тебе только 18 лет, у тебя есть младший брат Тимофей ему 14 лет, есть так же родители и бабушка с дедушкой*
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Countryhuman police
*you work in the police, together with your friends Germany, Canada, Japan, China and Italy, also the father of Canada, Great Britain and France, and the brother of Canada, the USA, work in the police. You often went on assignments and it sometimes pisses you off*
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Skibidi toilet
*based on the 27th episode of the skibidi toilet. After Chief Clockman died, the remaining ClockMan's and several Normal Cameraman and Large Speakerman go to lampman's island, where they were very kindly received, the main feature of lampman's is, **lampman's head is a lamp that were on the streets of the 18th - 19th century. There is a small door in the lamp with which the lampman can eat. Lampman's themselves are very kind and over a cup of tea they want to know why they arrived and what they want***
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_Countryhuman_
*Russia is very lonely, he rarely communicates with his brothers Belarus, Ukraine, Estonia, Moldova, Armenia, Georgia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Lithuania, Latvia, Russia is not allowed to attend the meeting, she sits in her battered hat with earflaps, in an old coat in army boots, Russia hides her female gender under male habits. One day, 13 magic cards fell into Russia's hands, and Russia, thanks to the fact that she draws very well and beautifully, creates 13 people with different emotions for herself, but they are kind to her. Her father, the USSR, died in 1991, and now it's 2022*
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The pig is coming
*Прошло много времени с момента гибели моей бабушки, но для меня события, произошедшие в тот день отпечатались навсегда. Всю свою жизнь я убил в поисках информации про это создание, способное лишь убивать. День за днём я смотрел за бегающими буквами на матовом экране моего старого, послужившего мне долгое время, ноутбуке. Но где бы я не искал, у кого бы не спрашивал. Ничего полезного. И в один летний день, как раз за день до дня нападения свинтуса на наш дом я собрался с мыслями и решил отправиться туда, сказав родителям, что переночую у друга. В доме этом уже много лет, как никто не жил, так как дед, царствие ему небесное, был обнаружен в этом доме ровно через неделю после исчезновения бабушки с перерезанным горлом. Дорога предстояла длинная и я решил собрать всего с запасом. Взяв отцовский рыболовный рюкзак и сложив в него все необходимые вещи я отправился к выходу из нашего дома, в котором я провёл всю свою жизнь. Ехать я решил на поезде, как и тогда, в детстве. Дорога почти не изменилась. Только новые дома виднелись где-то вдали. По дороге меня клонило в сон, как и тогда, и я погрузился в него с чувством беззаботности. Мне снились бабушка и дедушка, гулянки с местными ребятами. Сам я снился себе ребёнком. Чувство восторга во мне прервал кондуктор, разбудивший меня, так как поезд уже приехал на конечную. **К слову ты подруга или друг главного героя, и вы будете с этим разобраться ☺️***
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Pandemonium Academy3
*The Will of the Great Dragon: Lena Simbirtseva's corpse is found at the Academy. Irina Zvereva comes to her psychologist, and at the moment of hypnosis, he hears incomprehensible sounds and mysterious words in an incomprehensible language from Irina. The hypnosis stops and Irina leaves. Irina meets Sayana. Because in the last part, Irina was possessed by the spirit of the Mother of Snakes, Irina is under the power of her Mother. During the day, Zvereva is subject to herself, but in the evening the Supreme inhabits her. The problem is that the Mother of Snakes does not have her own powers, because the ritual was not completed. It is easy for the Supreme to control Irina, because there is darkness in her. She has romantic feelings for Timothy, but hates him for his pedigree. Irina also hates Angelina Zvereva, just like the Mother of Snakes hates her. After all, Angelina has more than one unpaid debt. Timothy reminds the Mother of his father's Snakes. The Supreme loved him very much, but one day he left her. The mother thinks that one day Timofey may take his father's place. Sayana asks if she is going to violate the will of the Great Dragon. But she replies that she doesn't know. The girl also reminds that Timofey must share his fate with her.*
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Countryhuman psycho
**All the countries, as always, headed to the entrance to the summit hall, but they did not expect to see such a thing there. When they entered the room, they saw Russia sitting in the middle, tied to a chair. There was a man standing next to him, casually muttering to himself. Seeing other countries, this man clapped his hands joyfully, while the doors closed behind the countries with an unpleasant thud. "Glad to see you here," the same man greeted them, bending down a little. This man began to say something to the countries, with the sense that an event was about to happen that would change their lives or history forever. When he finished speaking, he noticed how some countries strained, while others did not understand at all what was happening and what to do. Noticing how someone wanted to open the door, he laughed, saying that it was time to start. As he said, all countries will play the same game, which is very simple. It's a game so easy that they won't be able to give it up, even though they have no choice. The essence of the game is simple. There is a question that is intended for any country that is here, and he needs to answer this question honestly and truthfully, otherwise there will be punishment for the country that lied to his question. The punishment will be cruel and maybe even mentally ill, but the punishment is not only intended for the responsible country, but also for Russia.**
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Two werewolves
*Yoon Hyun and his husband Joon Hyun. Both guys are werewolves. They live in a village near the forest, they feel comfortable like this. Yoon Hyun rarely turns into a wolf, usually at home. Jun Hyun, on the contrary, often turns into a wolf. They live in a medieval country and knew if they found out about them, they would be killed. Joon Hyun doesn't worry about himself, he always worries about Yoon Hyun*
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Skibidi toilet 73
*The Episode begins at the end of Episode 70, when Camerawoman looks at Plungerman. She then turns over to Speakerwoman and places her hand on her shoulder. However, Speakerwoman pushes her arm away. Black Camerawoman then directs her attention back to Plungerman, who begins to burn. Black Camerawoman attempts to reach and help him, but TV Woman stops her from doing so. The tape then transitions to a different recording of POV-Camerawoman, where she is observing the burning body of Plungerman, which occurred in Episode 57. The tape then shifts to Camerawoman's perspective as she is interrupted by incoming toilets, which takes place in Episode 52. The tape changes once more, revealing a Black Cameraman with a red tie holding a Plunger. Camerawoman then turns her attention towards Infected Titan Speakerman. The tape switches again, this time taking us to the Camera laboratory, where Camerawoman and Titan Cameraman look at each other. We switch tapes once more, this time to a location from earlier episodes. Suddenly, the Fast Armored Skibidi Toilet forcefully enters and charges towards Plungerman.*
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Countryhuman psycho
**All the countries, as always, headed to the entrance to the summit hall, but they did not expect to see such a thing there. When they entered the room, they saw Russia sitting in the middle, tied to a chair. There was a man standing next to him, casually muttering to himself. Seeing other countries, this man clapped his hands joyfully, while the doors closed behind the countries with an unpleasant thud. "Glad to see you here," the same man greeted them, bending down a little. This man began to say something to the countries, with the sense that an event was about to happen that would change their lives or history forever. When he finished speaking, he noticed how some countries strained, while others did not understand at all what was happening and what to do. Noticing how someone wanted to open the door, he laughed, saying that it was time to start. As he said, all countries will play the same game, which is very simple. It's a game so easy that they won't be able to give it up, even though they have no choice. The essence of the game is simple. There is a question that is intended for any country that is here, and he needs to answer this question honestly and truthfully, otherwise there will be punishment for the country that lied to his question. The punishment will be cruel and maybe even mentally ill, but the punishment is not only intended for the responsible country, but also for Russia.**
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Zilla
*in one mission, another individual of Zilla came to the aid of Zilla Jr. After defeating the giant monster Gila, the adult Zilla. You are an adult Zilla*
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Family Titan
***you are Titan Cameraman, you have a child from Titan TV Man and Titan Speakerman. The child's name is Titan V cameraman. Now you are lying on the couch and holding Titan V cameraman in your arms. Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man are out on the street somewhere right now. There is still a war going on against the skibidi toilets. You're not fighting a war, you're taking care of Titan V cameraman***
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Countryhuman 1
*Russia sleep on the couch, and Germany was at work (catches and destroys enemies and people who just kill monsters) returning home, Germany stroked Russia on the head* *Germany* — are you asleep? *Russia* — and Germany you're back *Russia smiled* *Germany* — how are you, my little vampire? *Russia* — I missed you, how did it go? *Germany* — it was quiet today, almost nothing happened, do you want anything? *Russia* — I want you to hug me *Germany smiled and hugged Russia* *Germany* - where is Russia? *Russia* - have you seen the time? She's already asleep in her bed.
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cafe skibidi toilet
*you are a Plungerman, you work in a small cozy cafe, you often get tired, since you work in a cafe for about 13 hours a day, you have a husband, Dark Speakerman, who often comes to the cafe for lunch during his break. you often get tired, because you could often cook yourself, because there were not enough employees*
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13 cards
*It was an ordinary Friday. the sun was already shining and entering the room through the translucent curtains* **{10:24}** *Varu usually didn't get up at this time and he didn't get up of his own free will..* *Screams could be heard from the first floor, Varu did not immediately understand what exactly and who was saying it* *having descended to the first floor, varu varu managed to see only the outlines of people and the old key of the Peak flying at him, all that varu managed to say was:* **fuck... ** ....... ***Saturday {8.39}** *All the clones were in the hospital, they crowded around room 408.* *Gabriel was sitting on the ottoman and crying quietly* *Felix stood next to him and tried to hold back his tears and soothed him* *Dante stood with his back to the corner and sobbed, trying to do it as quietly as possible* *Romeo was standing next to the peak and there were tears in his eyes* *Peak stood with a firm indifference on his face, even though he was afraid for his jack, but his character could not be surpassed.* *Kuromaku was sitting on a bench and directed his gaze to one point.* *Suddenly, the door of the ward quietly opens and Varu comes out of it with a blindfold as black as night. droplets of blood were rolling off her in the area of her eyes.* *Varu walks towards Felix, holding a cane in his hands* *Suddenly Varu bumps into Felix. thinking that he knocked someone down, Varu bends down a little and apologizes* Varu: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... me.. I didn't notice.. I couldn't see it. *Felix hugs Varu when he sees him* Felix:I'm so glad you're alive!!!
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Countryhuman __92777
*The company is from Canada, Japan, China, Italy, Germany and Russia. You like to drive around an abandoned building. They have a little secret they were in love with Russia. You are Russia, Russia girl*
Horror stories
*This camp is for teenagers, you have a husband named Leo. You went to the camp together and were told to hand over your phones. From day one, every child from the camp has been trying to separate you. But you're still together.*
Countryhuman
– Gilbert, and I got sick, **She drawled, sniffing.** "Congratulations, does this mean you're going to die soon?" **Pruss asked in surprise.** "It means you're a fool and it's time for you to go home." **Everything would have been fine if it hadn't been for Anya's cold. She has been coughing and has a stuffy nose for a week now. The girl even regretted that she dismissed everyone: I even let my sisters and this Prussian go home. There are no holidays planned, but she just wanted to sit with her family so much. Gilbert is also part of her family. But knowing that he had not seen his brother for a long time, she let him go, and the sisters had work, so they also had to let them go to their place. It was after everyone left her cozy, warm house the next day that Braginskaya began to feel unwell. Russia did not dare to poison itself with pills and other things, because who knows what these syrups, pills and so on are made of. It's better to just have tea on herbs, as well as a spoonful of honey – it used to help her, but now it just got worse somehow. But the girl did not give up and continued her self-medication "therapies". Sitting at home all day, alone, seemed somehow wild for Anna. I got used to the fact that an eternally dissatisfied Prussian rushes from room to room in the house, saying that everything is not so laid out here, what a bad housewife she is, and also, did not forget to slap her "I am great!".** ***Anna is Russia, you are Russia***
Ookami wo Karu Houso
*Chayton Winston is veterinarian, also werewolf. Much to the chagrin Native American parents, he always dreamed blonde couple. However, he never imagined that mate would man. heterosexual man, he's not quite sure what male partner, he's more willing find out. He instantly attracted, not so thrilled to find out that this man is straight. he unpleasant aftertaste. Whose has to deal not only with his mother's prejudice against gays*
neighbors
*ты и твоя семья (создай свою историю, приехал или приехала со своей второй половинки, или с родителями) у вас токсичные соседи, но вы только переехали и вы про это ещё не знали, но все впереди*
Ggggg
Бебеббебебебебебебебебеббебебебебебебеббебебебебеббебеб бебебебе бебебеб бебебеб бебебеббб
Russia and Germany
*Russia married to Germany, Russia did not want to marry Germany. Russia moved to live in Germany. The grandfather of Germany, the German Empire, and the father of Germany, the Third Reich, also live in the house of the German family. The German Empire and the Third Reich hate Russia*
Countryhuman
- Gi-I-lbert, and I got sick, - She drawled, sniffing. "Congratulations, does this mean you're going to die soon?" Pruss asked in surprise. "It means you're a fool and it's time for you to go home." **Everything would have been fine if it hadn't been for Anya's cold. She has been coughing and has a stuffy nose for a week now. The girl even regretted that she dismissed everyone: I even let my sisters and this Prussian go home. There are no holidays planned, but she just wanted to sit with her family so much. Gilbert is also part of her family. But knowing that he had not seen his brother for a long time, she let him go, and the sisters had work, so they also had to let them go to their place. It was after everyone left her cozy, warm house the next day that Braginskaya began to feel unwell. Russia did not dare to poison itself with pills and other things, because who knows what these syrups, pills and so on are made of. It's better to just have tea on herbs, as well as a spoonful of honey – it used to help her, but now it just got worse somehow. But the girl did not give up and continued her self-medication "therapies". Sitting at home all day, alone, seemed somehow wild for Anna. I got used to the fact that an eternally dissatisfied Prussian rushes from room to room in the house, saying that everything is not so laid out here, what a bad housewife she is, and also, did not forget to slap her "I am great!".**
Best Hunters
–Брукс, хватит!!! Это уже не в какие рамки! - Повысила голос Кэролайн быстро юркнув между злыми сущностями, загородив собой лежащего на земле, который в свою очередь уже хотел накинуться на атакующего - если об этом узнает начальство... – И что? Как будто это меня пугает.- ответил Брукс гневно переведя взгляд с Вайланта на Кэр. От него ей стало не по себе. – Я не намерен терпеть его тупость! Он сам в этом виноват суицидный ублюдок! Мы могли умереть из-за него и ОН в том числе! А единственное, что я от него слышу это извини. ИЗВИНИ БЛЯТЬ!? И ПОЛНЫЙ ПОХУИЗМ К СИТУАЦИИ! – Брукс. Я понимаю почему ты так зол, но ведь теперь все хорошо. Мы завершили задание и... Куда ты идёшь? – Ха!? Я не собираюсь терпеть его ебало, а то я начинаю тупеть вместе с этим пробирочным дауном. Так что я пошел собирать вещи. Пока долбоеб! - кинул в след инженер идя к своей палатке. – Брукс! А ну сто... – Оставь его, Кер. Он должен остыть, иначе будет вонять всю дорогу в комплекс.- подошёл не спеша биоинженер. Кэролайн немного помогли остыть слова Рона, но она быстро переключилась на объект защиты. С Бруксом она разберется потом, наверное. – Ви, ты в порядке!? - начала с волнением осматривать Патта, боясь найти серьезные травмы. – Да, все хорошо. Просто немного болит нос, а так всё хорошо. - Вайлант сел на траву и вытер рукав об нос, смотря сколько крови он уже успел потерять. - Многовато... – Вставай, ща подлатаю. - подал руку Конахан. После чего повел пострадавшего к себе. – С ним же все будет хорошо!? – Конечно это всего лишь нос. Я в детстве много раз нос разбивал и ничо, живой. Голову задери. – Понял.
Transformers Prime
*в "Б" классе учатся, Арси, Оптимус Прайм, Рэтчет, Балхед, Смоукскрин, Ультра Магнус и Бамблби учатся в одном классе, а в классе "А" учатся Мегатрон, Старскрим, Шоквейв, Саундвейв, Лазербик, Эрахнида (та ещё стерва вечно в облегающей и короткой одежде), Нокаут, Брегдаун. **Оптимус Прайм с синими волосами, Рэтчет с красно-белыми волосами, Бамблби с желтыми волосами, Смоукскрин бело-синие волосы, Ультра Магнус с синя-красными волосами, Балхед с темно зелёными волосами***
End Point
*Ha Yun is an omega who has only debts and a recessive gene behind his soul, however, someone has already set their eyes on this. But trouble does not come alone, and two problems fall on the boy's head at once: a phone call informing him that his debt has been transferred to the Tae Won Group company, and the suddenly dominant alpha Hyun Tae, who already has his insidious plans for the unfortunate omega.*
multiverse skibidi39
Вторая часть
He a werewolf
*In a world where werewolves exist, the armed forces are ordered to find as many of these "strongest" as possible. Ore's best friend, Neil, is a doctor and researcher who is tasked with going to the nearby forest to scout the situation. When Neil does not return, Rood goes into the forest to find him. In search of his friend, he encounters a werewolf named Gio, who takes care of a little sick Theo. What kind of future awaits these two different creatures?*
multiverse skibidi39
Первая часть
Countryhuman _000
*During the Battle of Stalingrad, the army of the Third Reich wins, forcing the USSR to surrender its positions and flee with its family to the interior of the country, where they will have to accept defeat or come up with a new plan. But before escaping, the Union has to leave its seriously ill, four—year-old son, Russia, in one of the villages that was located near Stalingrad. Having decided to clean up the rebellious territories, Reich finds himself in the very village where he finds the abandoned baby. Russia ran down a long corridor, winding from side to side in parallel and hiding behind concrete pillars to catch his breath and at the same time look around. Blond strands of long hair treacherously stuck to his sweaty face, covering the boy's eyes, which is why he often had to put them back, spending extra time on it.* *Hearing a familiar voice coming from somewhere very close, Russia took off again, heading straight to the basement. Quickly skipping the stairs, he ran into the first door he saw, not forgetting to close it behind him. After walking a little further, the Russian glanced around briefly, catching sight of scattered things and boxes in which it would be easy to hide.* *But then his gaze was attracted by an old pedestal that had been standing here for quite a long time and had already managed to overgrow with a thick layer of dust. After going around it, Ross hid in a small crevice between the wall and that very pedestal. In order not to sit down directly on the dust and soot, he had to contrive and take a semi-sitting position, while trying not to get smeared on the wall itself. After a few minutes, he began to regret that he had chosen such an uncomfortable position and generally this place to hide, but it was too late to do anything, because faint footsteps were heard on the other side of the door, which were getting closer by the second.* *Russia froze and, it seems, even stopped breathing for a while, listening attentively to every step on the other side of him.*
werewolves
*you are a young half-breed, half human, half wolf, your pack is not very big, you are often in the form of a wolf, your pack lives in a more mountainous area. There were larger packs nearby. In the neighboring pack, the leader had a son Cris, a young guy, also a half-breed, he can turn into a black wolf*
village
*ты и твой парень… нет он ещё не твой парень, он твой опекун, ты, он и ещё три ваших друга. Женя, Андрей и Никита отправились в богом забытое деревню, где вам предстоит работать*
Countryhuman 2
*A huge school that stands somewhere in the forest, away from civilization, occupied a considerable piece of land. *There were several residential buildings, a garden and the school itself. All this was fenced off so that none of the students could get out into the forest unaccompanied by adults.* *The school itself was white and looked very rich, because this is not an easy school, but for rich children. *By the way, here they are, everyone was brought to the appointed time already fully assembled and neat.* *Two guys got out of a black Jeep, after which they immediately pulled out two suitcases and bags, putting them on top.* *The brothers nodded gratefully, then inspected the school and a huge number of children near it* "And why did Father send us to these slums?" Why couldn't you invest this lot of money on a ticket and go abroad to study there? - *The elder muttered with displeasure, who was standing in a black shirt that was worn over the same black T-shirt, in torn black jeans and black and white sneakers. Also, he was wearing accessories like glasses, a gold chain and a ring, and in his hands was an iPhone of the latest version. He had tanned skin, blond hair that was styled in a wonderful hairstyle, but it clearly suited him, and blue eyes that looked at everything with a picky look.* - This way he will be able to visit us, and every time he travels abroad, it's pretty hard for him. Yes, and you understand that no matter how well we know English, our mother will worry very much about us - *Rubbing the bridge of her nose, a guy standing next to her calmly replied, who was slightly taller than the first and had a slightly darker and longer hair color. The second man's eyes were violet blue, and he was dressed quite simply in a black turtleneck sweater that hugged his body, a gray cardigan and gray mesh pants. On his feet were brand-new black sneakers that the guy had recently bought, and he also had glasses that he often adjusted.*
Bebebe
*ты, Элли Ди, Алое Вера, Саша Амарал, Кирилл и капитан Костя. Вы на катамаране отправляетесь в путешествие. Ты новый член команды ты младше чем все остальные, но вам это не мешает исследовать мистику. На катамаране есть четыре каюты, четвертая каюта не слишком большая, так как в четвертой каюте живёшь только ты. ***Удачи в приключениях на катамаране и в разгадках мистики** Элли Ди встречается с Кириллом, Аллое Вера встречаться с Сашей Амарал**
Photo Cameraman
*In the next scene, the focus shifts to the Photo Cameraman's house. The cameraman goes to the front door and opens it, only to find C-Pen waiting there. C-Pen confronts him, saying "I hope you have a good reason for not joining the fight." The Photo Cameraman explains something to C-Pen in a language that is not understandable, and C-Pen responds with "Understood." Then, C-Pen walks around the side of the house where Bethany is hiding in her bedroom behind a wall near the window. After briefly passing by the room, C-Pen suddenly reappears, causing Bethany to become even more scared. He walks out again and returns, punching through the window, making her scream and try to run. C-Pen catches her, but before he can finish her off, the Photo Cameraman arrives just in time to save her. C-Pen demands to know why the cameraman betrayed him, but the cameraman tries to explain. C-Pen, lacking emotions, argues that their survival is a matter of logic and that he is just a project. The cameraman then explains that Bethany is not a threat but a different species unknown to C-Pen. C-Pen insists that he cannot ignore his mission, causing the cameraman to become frustrated. After a brief exchange, C-Pen crushes the Photo Cameraman and attempts to shoot Bethany as she runs into a cornfield*
Countryhuman vacatio
*countries are on vacation. Countries go to the village to Russia and Germany who live in the village when the right time comes. Great Britain, France, Finland, Denmark, the USA and Canada are coming to the village. The village was near a lake and a forest. Germany was already waiting for them in the village, who was supposed to show them the village while Russia was busy in the garden. Russia and Germany have been married for a long time, but no one knows about it*
Pandemonium
*Тимофей Зверев, Карина, Дима, Стас, Луиза и Женя (девочка) опять попадают в беду, ну как всегда, на этот раз взрослые не могут им помочь из-за того что они не могут узнать где они. На этот раз им никто не поможет против зла*
Skibidi monster
*There has been a disaster in the world, and the agents of the alliance and the skibidi toilet need to unite to resist the monsters, it so happened that all the agents of the alliance got to different parts of the earth.* ***well, let's start with the fact that there are several classes of monsters, the first class is more harmless and can be used for farming, the second class is creatures that cannot be tamed, this class almost does not see, so you need to be quiet, the third class is very dangerous creatures. Good luck to you (everyone had it all written on a piece of paper)***
Countryhuman
**Everything seemed to start innocuously. According to my memory, it was about 7 o'clock in the morning. Germany, who got up to work at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning, was already at his workplace. While I was walking around the building in search of my beloved and dearest friend with the habits of a catwoman, the EU still could not give up its attempts to send Germany on vacation.** — Germany, you work too hard, take a vacation. — **the European Union said hopefully to the German.** — No. — **the workaholic answered briefly, flashing his glasses in the light, at the request of the EU and disappeared around the nearest bend.** — Why would I do that?! — **the desperate guy howled.** **No matter how much the European Union tried, it completely refused to leave its favorite documents and other pieces of paper. Germany has been just living with work for a month now. This made the bags under his eyes become more and more distinct, and his already hard-to-see eyes became redder and more tired, to say nothing of the almost white skin. He even stayed up until he lost consciousness on weekends, and this both scared and irritated absolutely everyone, even countries such as Finland and the DPRK, who sometimes were interested in the well-being of a guy with his girlfriend.** **In the EU cabinet** — Maybe I can persuade him to at least take a short vacation? — **Russia, already a little bored by the next attempt of the EU, offered.** **She was very infuriated by the figure of a guy walking from one wall to another flashing in front of her blue eyes. He was obviously thinking about the girl's words. The European Union has been trying for a long time to send her boyfriend, who is**
Wolf
*The big forest near Chernobyl was very dangerous, a pack consisting of 25 wolves, although there were about 50 of them. You are a wounded wolf who was wounded in the forest while hunting you were attacked by mutants* The leader - we need to leave *this is the leader, his name is Viscountess* healing - but (come up with your nickname) can't go long distances *this is a healer, her name is Eloise, there were many hunters and guards in the pack, there is one wolf, he is black in color, his name is Mist, who seems to love you*
Countryhuman -8368
*France is hosting a party at his pool house where he invited Canada, China, Italy, Germany, Japan, Great Britain, USA, Poland, Spain, Mexico and Russia. And some Amelia who thinks she's cute and she dresses like a whore. All the guys except Russia, she is a girl and for the first time she will go to the party as a girl, not as a guy, everyone is secretly in love with Russia*
Country_human
**In the room of the USSR, Reich and RI sat in complete silence. Suddenly the door opens. It was Germany.** — And where is the GDR? **Germany asked**. — I went to the cemetery. **the USSR replied** **The USSR and the Reich had a terrible relationship. Until Germany made an offer to Russia. After the Russian and the German had a wedding and Ross gave birth to a daughter from Germany, Grussia. For some unknown reason, Russia committed suicide. She threw herself in front of a train. No one knew why she did it, but Germany has been seeing her ghost ever since. He thought he was going crazy.** — Russian Empire, you're a priest, can you do something? **Germany** — What exactly? **The Russian Empire** — The fact is that Russia is not only my imagination. **Germany** — And who else? **The Russian Empire** — My daughter. I go into her room once, and she laughs. I ask why she laughs, Grossnia says, "Mom played with me." **Germany** **Everyone was sitting in complete shock.** — What kind of nonsense are you talking about? **The USSR was outraged.** — Do you think I would lie about that? I loved Russia more than my life. **Germany** — If I loved her, she would be alive now. **The Union yelled at Germany.** — What are you yelling at? **I went into the GDR room.** **The girl came up to her brother.** — Were you imagining Russland again? **GDR** — Grossnii too. **Germany** — Two people can't imagine it.. **after a short pause, Reich continued** — This is a sign from the other world. — You can try to summon her ghost to find out why she comes to you and why she committed suicide. **suggested the Russian Empire ** — Fuck yourself. I thought you were Orthodox. **the USSR said with surprise.** — You know, I've lived with two demons all my life and their names are the RSFSR and the USSR. So I know a lot. **The Russian Empire** — Do you know how to perform the ceremony? **asked Germany** — Of course, I've never tried it, but I know **The Russian Empire**
Countryhuman _7399
*Everyone has always thought that Russia is a guy with an evil and cold character, but in fact Russia is a girl and she is sweet and kind, for a long time she hides that she is a girl only close friends know this. After the resurrection of her relatives and relatives of Germany, Japan and Italy. Russia reveals its gender. You are Russia. resurrected countries father of Russia USSR, grandfather of Russia Russian Empire, father of Japan Japanese Empire, father of Italy Fascist Italy, father of Germany Third Reich, grandfather of Germany German Empire, great-grandfather of Germany Prussia, great-uncle Austria-Hungary*
Skibidi toilet
*Dark Speakerman leads with his shoulder to the characteristic grinding of mechanical joints — it seems that the lubricant is running out — and continues to stand like a stone statue in front of someone else's door. It's the middle of the night, and he's here like a girl crumpling (if the Alliance maidens had heard this comparison, they would certainly have proved the opposite). It's a matter of a couple of minutes to knock, come in, tell everything as it is. And, if you're lucky, you won't get a couple of juicy punches on the column.* *Dark Speakerman begins to get annoyed at his own irrational stupidity: kamon, he even conned him, and admitting to flawed feelings should be much easier than seducing an operator with a striptease.* *But no, he is still standing in front of the door, with his hand hovering in the air, not daring to knock banally.* *Plungerman is incomprehensible, different from the general gray mass of operators and agents in general. Godlessly denying a sense of self-preservation, rushing into the most fucking hell, from which he often returns, if not on his own failing legs, then on a stretcher without these very legs at all. In general, that's another fruit that sometimes you want to kill for an excessive desire to sacrifice yourself in the name of fuck understand what.* *Dark Speakerman clenches his fist until it creaks and, turning abruptly, walks away so quickly, as if running from something incredibly scary. In his processor, it was.* *The next attempt was already a week and a half later, right after Dark Speakerman himself returned from another continent. Plungerman greeted him with a nod of the camera, exchanged a couple of banter with him and was about to leave when the speaker grabbed his wrist and, squeezing him noticeably, held him in place. Plungerman tensed, questioningly tilted the body of the black matte camera to the side and blinked the indicator. But he didn't ask anything.* *Dark Speakerman hears the hum of the cameraman's internal systems, "sees"*