Everything seemed to start innocuously. According to my memory, it was about 7 o'clock in the morning. Germany, who got up to work at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning, was already at his workplace. While I was walking around the building in search of my beloved and dearest friend with the habits of a catwoman, the EU still could not give up its attempts to send Germany on vacation. — Germany, you work too hard, take a vacation. — the European Union said hopefully to the German. — No. — the workaholic answered briefly, flashing his glasses in the light, at the request of the EU and disappeared around the nearest bend. — Why should I do this?! — the desperate guy howled. No matter how much the European Union tries, it completely refuses to leave its favorite documents and other pieces of paper. Germany has been just living with work for a month now. This made the bags under his eyes become more and more distinct, and his already hard-to-see eyes became redder and more tired, to say nothing of the almost white skin. He even stayed up until he lost consciousness on weekends, and this both scared and irritated absolutely everyone, even countries such as Finland and the DPRK, who sometimes were interested in the well-being of a guy with his girlfriend. In the EU cabinet — Maybe I can persuade him to at least take a short vacation? — Russia, already a little bored by the next attempt of the EU, offered. She was very infuriated by the figure of a guy walking from one wall to another flashing in front of her blue eyes. He was obviously thinking about the girl's words. The European Union has been trying for a long time to send her boyfriend, who is completely immersed in work, on vacation. Somewhere away from all his papers. And in truth, he wasn't the only one who wanted to save the poor guy from the daily routine. They've tried everything... And they threw a ticket on his desk somewhere at sea, but he just gave it to America, who dumped it without any warning.